What happens when a Jew, Iranian and Assyrian walk into a bar? You could be forgiven for thinking this is the opener to a classic joke but it’s actually the description of a forthcoming comedy night in London.
Weapons of Mass Hilarity returns for its seventh instalment of performances by comedians with ties to the Middle East. British-Assyrian comedienne and part-time doctor Jenan Younis told The National she started the night in 2017 to tackle stereotypes of the Middle East and highlight the region’s multi-ethnicity.
“As a non-Arab, non-Muslim from the Middle East I felt like my identity was being marginalised,” says Younis, whose parents hail from Iraq and Palestine.
‘It is good to have the contemporary Arab stories but there is a whole other world in the Middle East that was sidelined and neglected.’
Originally launched at the London School of Economics Middle East society, Younis said the night became too big and popular to perform only to students. The event is now managed and produced by NextUp Productions, which will hold Weapons of Mass Hilarity at Up the Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, south-east London.
“Comedy is a real vehicle to changing people’s minds,” says Younis, who has won a host of awards including BBC New Voices and was a finalist at the 2021 UK Pun Championships. She said it was important to change negative or limited perceptions of those who hail from the Middle East. With a line-up that includes up-and-coming Palestinian comedian, Sami Abu Wardeh, multi-award winning Irish-Iranian, Patrick Monahan, and Turkish-Cypriot Hassan Dervish, the gags are sure to be lethally witty.
Beyond the laughter, however, Younis started the night to build a safe space for the creatives themselves.
“I wanted to create a space for us as a community to build on ideas and to support one another,” says Younis, who hosts Jenan's Stand Up Snippets, listed as one of the top 50 comedy podcasts by The Guardian.
The collective has expanded beyond the loose borders of the Middle East to include any performer from under-represented communities. It was a purposeful move on her part to tackle the "huge diversity issue" in the industry.
‘If you pick a random comedy night, most [performers] are white and male,’ the 30-year-old tells The National. “So I wanted to be proactive in changing that and be as intersectional as possible."
This explains why two of the performers are British-Jews with no ties to the Middle East. The night’s compere and head of the comedy institution Big Nose Comedy, David Lewis, promises audiences "nothing less than peace in the Middle East" but does Younis anticipate any unwelcome tension?
“We’ve never had any issues between the comedians and very little from the audience,” she says. In fact she’s found that having performers from such divergent political and social backgrounds on one stage demonstrates much more commonality than difference. That’s not to say everyone’s politics always align but, for Younis, that doesn’t annul the personal connection built in the process of creative collaboration.
“You can connect with someone on a personal level without conflating them with the entire issue,” says Younis. For her part, she would like to continue to make people laugh while breaking down stereotypes and building cross-cultural relationships. Now that Weapons of Mass Hilarity is back after a long pandemic hiatus, Younis hopes it will become a more regular occurrence and the show has already been booked for the Camden Fringe Festival in August. Until then audiences can head to Greenwich on Wednesday July 14 for a night of dangerously funny humour.
Q&A with Dash Berlin
Welcome back. What was it like to return to RAK and to play for fans out here again?
It’s an amazing feeling to be back in the passionate UAE again. Seeing the fans having a great time that is what it’s all about.
You're currently touring the globe as part of your Legends of the Feels Tour. How important is it to you to include the Middle East in the schedule?
The tour is doing really well and is extensive and intensive at the same time travelling all over the globe. My Middle Eastern fans are very dear to me, it’s good to be back.
You mix tracks that people know and love, but you also have a visually impressive set too (graphics etc). Is that the secret recipe to Dash Berlin's live gigs?
People enjoying the combination of the music and visuals are the key factor in the success of the Legends Of The Feel tour 2018.
Have you had some time to explore Ras al Khaimah too? If so, what have you been up to?
Coming fresh out of Las Vegas where I continue my 7th annual year DJ residency at Marquee, I decided it was a perfect moment to catch some sun rays and enjoy the warm hospitality of Bab Al Bahr.
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- Prepare for online interviews using mock interview tools. Even before landing interviews, it can be useful to start practising.
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