When he went by the name "Sweet Micky", Michel Martelly was known for his show-stopping performances as a carnival entertainer who laced his acts with a bit of burlesque and satire.
After emerging as the winner of last month's presidential run-off vote in Haiti, Mr Martelly must now give a performance of a lifetime. He has pledged to tackle political cronyism and incompetence in a nation devastated by natural disaster, poverty and corruption.
The quake-struck capital, Port-au-Prince, erupted into a carnival-like scene on Monday when officials announced preliminary results of the run-off ballot that gave Mr Martelly a seemingly unbeatable 68 per cent share of the vote. As portable stereos blasted the showman's tunes at impromptu street parties, questions lingered over whether this shaven-headed political novice has the skills needed to handle parliament and mend a battered nation.
Marilyn Allien, Haiti's head of the graft watchdog Transparency International, said: "The vote was a slap in the face for a political class that has not shown commitment to change, from a population that is frustrated by slow reconstruction and other horrible problems this past year.
"My concern is that Martelly does not have the knowledge or capacity to be at the helm of the country at such a crucial time."
Initial results from the run-off vote on March 20 may face legal hurdles before being approved later this month. But Mr Martelly's rival, the former first lady Mirlande Manigat, tallied less than 32 per cent, making the continuation of violence that has marred Haiti's election process unlikely.
This is good news for the UN, which has more than 12,000 peacekeepers trying to stabilise Haiti, and for the United States, which does not want an imploding state on its doorstep spilling poor migrants across its shores.
Mr Martelly swung voters with a mantra of "change" and promised to become an inspirational figurehead with "moral authority" who could restore a sense of "dignity and pride" by limiting reliance on foreign aid.
He had to first ditch his reputation as "Sweet Micky", whose repertoire of on-stage antics featured wigs, nappies and even dropping his trousers and "mooning" the crowd.
He donned dapper business suits for an election campaign that advertised his charisma more than policies, and was marked by the Creole slogan Tet Kale - meaning both "shaved head" and "all the way".
Analysts say he appealed to Haiti's many young voters and promised unity in a society fractured by class and race, thrashing Ms Manigat, 70, and her links to the elite.
The UN secretary general, Ban Ki-moon, said the victor would "inherit a set of daunting challenges" in a report, including the 680,000 people who have been living in makeshift camps erected after last year's earthquake.
Haiti was the poorest country in the Americas even before the 7.0-magnitude quake levelled the capital and killed 230,000 people. Even more - 240,000 - have since acquired a cholera infection that has claimed at least 4,600 lives.
Mr Martelly must convince international donors, which pledged $10 billion (Dh36.7bn) in post-quake aid but have been reluctant to untie the purse strings, that he is a trustworthy executive who will not squander the funding.
"Everybody is holding their breath to see his proposals," said a foreign aid worker, speaking anonymously. "He doesn't have much political or academic experience - but then again, the people in power have not done much good either."
The International Organisation for Migration reminded officials of the land rights crisis that has stalled reconstruction, warning this week that almost one quarter of those still left homeless by the quake - some 166,000 people - face eviction.
The agency's chief in Haiti, Luca Dall'Oglio, said camp-dwellers are being forced out "under duress" and urged officials to address the problems of tent cities on private lots, incomplete land registries and finding space to build new homes.
Added to this, Mr Martelly must contend with the destabilising influence of the surprise return of two former presidents: the dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier, better-known as "Baby Doc", and the shantytown priest Jean-Bertrand Aristide.
Mr Duvalier faces prosecution for torture and other rights violations during his rule. Mr Aristide, who rose to power as a champion of Haiti's predominantly Catholic poor, was welcomed back by thousands of supporters last month.
Upon taking office next month, Mr Martelly will have to tackle poverty, homelessness and soaring unemployment rates through a parliament likely to be dominated by the party of the outgoing president Rene Preval, INITE, which was humiliated by electoral defeat.
Louis Marcelin, a University of Miami anthropology professor., said: "Traditional politicians and their decisions were not respected and they were rejected by the people. Martelly needs competent people around him and to become a leader who is above politics, who unites the country and carries it in a direction.
"If he creates these conditions, then we have a chance. If he continues in the path of traditional politicians - Haiti is dead."
jreinl@thenational.ae
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
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It’s easier to go grey from a lighter colour, so you may want to do that first. And this is the time to try a shorter style, she advises. Then a stylist can introduce highlights, start lightening up the roots, and let it fade out. Once it’s entirely grey, a purple shampoo will prevent yellowing.
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What are the influencer academy modules?
- Mastery of audio-visual content creation.
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- Professional ethics.
Pakistan squad
Sarfraz (c), Zaman, Imam, Masood, Azam, Malik, Asif, Sohail, Shadab, Nawaz, Ashraf, Hasan, Amir, Junaid, Shinwari and Afridi
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
MATCH INFO
Newcastle United 3
Gayle (23'), Perez (59', 63')
Chelsea 0
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Grubtech
Founders: Mohamed Al Fayed and Mohammed Hammedi
Launched: October 2019
Employees: 50
Financing stage: Seed round (raised $2 million)
RedCrow Intelligence Company Profile
Started: 2016
Founders: Hussein Nasser Eddin, Laila Akel, Tayeb Akel
Based: Ramallah, Palestine
Sector: Technology, Security
# of staff: 13
Investment: $745,000
Investors: Palestine’s Ibtikar Fund, Abu Dhabi’s Gothams and angel investors
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
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Director: S Sashikanth
Cast: Nayanthara, Siddharth, Meera Jasmine, R Madhavan
Star rating: 2/5
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Last 10 NBA champions
2017: Golden State bt Cleveland 4-1
2016: Cleveland bt Golden State 4-3
2015: Golden State bt Cleveland 4-2
2014: San Antonio bt Miami 4-1
2013: Miami bt San Antonio 4-3
2012: Miami bt Oklahoma City 4-1
2011: Dallas bt Miami 4-2
2010: Los Angeles Lakers bt Boston 4-3
2009: Los Angeles Lakers bt Orlando 4-1
2008: Boston bt Los Angeles Lakers 4-2
Match info
Liverpool 4
Salah (19'), Mane (45 2', 53'), Sturridge (87')
West Ham United 0
The biog
Name: Mariam Ketait
Emirate: Dubai
Hobbies: I enjoy travelling, experiencing new things, painting, reading, flying, and the French language
Favourite quote: "Be the change you wish to see" - unknown
Favourite activity: Connecting with different cultures
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- Join parent networks
- Look beyond school fees
- Keep an open mind
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-finals, second leg:
Liverpool (0) v Barcelona (3), Tuesday, 11pm UAE
Game is on BeIN Sports
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Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
MATCH INFO
Manchester United v Brighton, Sunday, 6pm UAE
Stree
Producer: Maddock Films, Jio Movies
Director: Amar Kaushik
Cast: Rajkummar Rao, Shraddha Kapoor, Pankaj Tripathi, Aparshakti Khurana, Abhishek Banerjee
Rating: 3.5