The pitched battle for the White House briefly made way for good humour and a good cause yesterday as Barack Obama and John McCain traded jibes at a black-tie charity dinner in New York.
Twenty-four hours after their last debate before the Nov 4 election, the presidential hopefuls were star turns at the celebrity-studded event to raise money for poor children in honour of the late New York governor Al Smith.
Mr McCain went first, announcing he had just replaced all his campaign staff with Joe the Plumber, the Ohio entrepreneur who became a household name overnight after Mr McCain invoked him in Wednesday's debate.
"Joe the Plumber recently signed a very lucrative contract with a wealthy couple to handle all the work on all seven of their houses," he added, alluding to the McCain clan's many homes around the United States that became an election issue earlier in the year.
Mr McCain moved on to find humour in other campaign issues, including dubious voter registration cards filled out by an organisation called Acorn that has been signing up voters from disadvantaged areas.
"In Florida, they even turned up an Acorn registration form that bore the name of one Mickey Mouse. We're checking the paw prints (but) I'm pretty sure the big rat's a Republican," he said.
He also made light of a moment in the second presidential debate when he referred to Mr Obama as "that one" and joked that Hillary Clinton, Mr Obama's rival for the Democrat nomination who was present at the dinner, was supporting him in his faltering bid for the White House.
"There are signs of hope, even in the most unexpected places. Even in this room full of proud Manhattan Democrats. I can't shake that feeling that some people here are pulling for me. I'm delighted to see you here tonight, Hillary!" he said to roars of laughter.
Mr McCain, 72, wrapped up his 15 minutes of wisecracking with a moving tip of the hat to Mr Obama, 47, for being the first black politician with a real stab at the White House.
"Senator Obama talks about making history, and he's made quite a bit of it already," said the Arizona senator.
"There was a time when the mere invitation of an African-American citizen to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage and an insult in many quarters.
"Today, it's a world away from the crude and prideful bigotry of that time, and good riddance. I can't wish my opponent luck ? but I do wish him well."
Then it was Mr Obama's turn at the podium after Mr McCain had sought to raise the pressure on him, telling the assembled dignitaries they were about to hear the funniest speech of their lives.
"There is no other crowd in America that I'd rather be palling around with right now," began the Illinois senator, who Mr McCain's running mate Sarah Palin has derided for "palling around" with 1960s radical William Ayers.
He made jokes about the housing crisis, saying it had hit Mr McCain and his multiple homes heavier than most, and took a good-hearted swipe at his opponent's age.
Addressing the great-grandson of Al Smith, a four-term Democratic governor of New York state in the 1920s, he said: "I obviously never knew your great-grandfather, but from everything that Senator McCain has told me..."
Turning to his opponent's ad campaign that questions "Who is Barack Obama?" he said: "We're a couple weeks from an important election. Americans have a big choice to make, and if anybody feels like they don't know me by now, let me try to give you some answers.
"Contrary to the rumours, I was not born in a manger," he said, also winning laughs for returning to the "that one" comment from McCain and delivering a one-liner about his middle name, Hussein.
"Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is that Barack is actually Swahili for 'that one'," he said, referring to his Kenyan father.
"And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president," Mr Obama said.
"But to name my greatest strength I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
HIV on the rise in the region
A 2019 United Nations special analysis on Aids reveals 37 per cent of new HIV infections in the Mena region are from people injecting drugs.
New HIV infections have also risen by 29 per cent in western Europe and Asia, and by 7 per cent in Latin America, but declined elsewhere.
Egypt has shown the highest increase in recorded cases of HIV since 2010, up by 196 per cent.
Access to HIV testing, treatment and care in the region is well below the global average.
Few statistics have been published on the number of cases in the UAE, although a UNAIDS report said 1.5 per cent of the prison population has the virus.
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Killing of Qassem Suleimani
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The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
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The Sky Is Pink
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At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
The Bloomberg Billionaire Index in full
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4 Warren Buffett $83 billion
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bundesliga results
Mainz 0 Augsburg 1 (Niederlechner 1')
Schalke 1 (Caligiuri pen 51') Bayer Leverkusen 1 (Miranda og 81')
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Brief scores:
Everton 2
Walcott 21', Sigurdsson 51'
Tottenham 6
Son 27', 61', Alli 35', Kane 42', 74', Eriksen 48'
Man of the Match: Son Heung-min (Tottenham Hotspur)
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Everton 0
Arsenal 0
Man of the Match: Djibril Sidibe (Everton)
