Klaus Beyer, the 'German Beatle', with a model yellow submarine - or 'gelbe Unterwasserboot'.
Klaus Beyer, the 'German Beatle', with a model yellow submarine - or 'gelbe Unterwasserboot'.

The 'German Beatle' completes his 197-song translation effort



BERLIN // Even Klaus Beyer's agent admits the eccentric Berlin performer is not a great singer. But that does not seem to bother Beyer, who has just completed the unprecedented feat of translating all 197 Beatles songs into German.

Admittedly, he need not have gone to the trouble. The German-speaking world has not exactly been holding its breath to hear "Yellow Submarine" sung as "Wir Sind im Gelben Unterwasserboot".

But Beyer, 59, a retired candle-maker dubbed "the German Beatle" by tongue-in-cheek commentators in Berlin, has done it anyway. "It's more than a passion. It's my life's work," Beyer said in a telephone interview.

Over the years, he has attained cult status in Berlin and gained a loyal fan base in Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Netherlands by singing his lyrics to Beatles tunes played from a CD player. He has just completed recording his 13th and final Beatles oeuvre - Das Weisse Album.

The front covers of his CDs are of a strikingly similar design to the originals, except that they portray the slightly chubby, affable face of Beyer, either alongside John, Paul, George or Ringo, or instead of them. Abbey Road, or Klosterstrasse in German, shows him striding purposefully on a zebra crossing in a Berlin street in a reinterpretation of the iconic album cover.

Hauptmann Peppers Einsamer Herzen Klub bears an uncanny resemblance to the artwork of the 1967 epic Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but with Beyer in all the different guises.

"It started in 1969 when I heard two Beatles songs played on the radio, one of them was Here Comes the Sun. I was so impressed that I became a Beatles fan," said Beyer. His mother didn't understand the lyrics, and neither did he, so he got a dictionary and translated them.

And so "Here comes the Sun" became "Die Sonne Kommt".

His voice is rather high-pitched and tinny, and he does not reliably hit the right notes. One critic said he sounds as if he has inhaled helium and declared, a little unfairly: "How fortunate that John Lennon isn't alive to see this."

In fact, Lennon might have liked the quirky artist, who seems to live in his own Fab Four universe and has even recorded his own Beatles films in his 37 square metre apartment in the worse-for-wear Berlin district of Kreuzberg. One film features a paper yellow submarine ploughing through cardboard cut-out waves.

His questionable singing skills may even have contributed to his following. And strangely, the Beatles tunes are so strong that they retain some of their appeal despite the lyrics, and despite Beyer's occasionally overstretched voice.

"I don't think there's a band that can match the Beatles. They're so versatile. They're simply the best," said Beyer. His lyrics are not always direct translations because they have to rhyme in German, and fit the rhythm of the song. Hence "When I'm 64" became "Wenn ich Siebzig Bin", which translated back into English means "When I'm 70".

"The songs are my own creations, really," said Beyer, who will perform at a four-day music festival in the Netherlands this month supported by a Beatles cover band.

His agent, Frank Behnke, said the CDs would quickly run into copyright issues if a lot of people purchased them. But that does not tend to happen.

"We sell them at concerts, and usually one or two are bought per gig," Mr Behnke said. Beyer's audiences vary in size from as few as 10 to as many as 300. "The people who come to see him aren't Beatles fans in their fifties but people aged 25 or 30," Mr Behnke said. "They like his natural, no-nonsense style. He's quite a shy person who doesn't see himself as eccentric, he just does things his own way."

Germans have always claimed part-ownership of the Beatles, because the band spent a formative time playing in clubs in the northern port of Hamburg between 1960 and 1962, before they shot to fame in 1963. Lennon once said: "I didn't grow up in Liverpool, I grew up in Hamburg."

Beyer, who often performs in a homemade white Sgt Pepper uniform with cardboard epaulettes, has no intention of retiring now that he has reached his goal. A new task beckons. "I want to translate the album Imagine by John Lennon," he said.

Beyer's version of "Hey Jude" in German can be heard here

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Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

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BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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3) People with a history of cancer in the family can be more susceptible. 

4) Treatments include surgery and chemotherapy but early diagnosis is the key. 

5) Anyone concerned is urged to contact their doctor

 

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More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
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