Whey to go



Strictly speaking, the car that just set a new land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats Speedway in Utah is not exactly cheese-powered. In fact, the sleek one-man "Streamliner" runs on a biofuel produced by the waste from cheesemaking, combined with yeast.

Still, this is the sort of technological development that changes everything. Imagine the world of 2062: the Organisation of Cheese Exporting Countries announces a new cut in production, in an effort to balance supply and demand.

At the pumps, the world's motorists ask attendants to "fill 'er up with Ricotta" or request "Dh30 worth of Brunost" because the new grades of fuel have been branded in honour of the whey cheeses they have replaced. Bad comedians make jokes about cheese causing gas.

The world economy has been changed forever by the breakthrough. The US and Germany, the world's biggest cheese producers, become even wealthier. In Iraq, politicians denounce "crippling dependence on foreign cheese". There are riots in Hindu countries. Swiss producers invest in France, buying the Eiffel Tower and re-naming it the Emmental Tower.

We are, of course, getting ahead of ourselves a bit. For now, it's still too early to be investing in Cheddar futures or Brie bonds. But then again, we Camem-dream, can't we?

The specs
Engine: 2.5-litre, turbocharged 5-cylinder

Transmission: seven-speed auto

Power: 400hp

Torque: 500Nm

Price: Dh300,000 (estimate)

On sale: 2022 

Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
Skewed figures

In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458. 

The White Lotus: Season three

Creator: Mike White

Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell

Rating: 4.5/5

Specs

Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric

Range: Up to 610km

Power: 905hp

Torque: 985Nm

Price: From Dh439,000

Available: Now

If you go

The flights

Fly direct to London from the UAE with Etihad, Emirates, British Airways or Virgin Atlantic from about Dh2,500 return including taxes. 

The hotel

Rooms at the convenient and art-conscious Andaz London Liverpool Street cost from £167 (Dh800) per night including taxes.

The tour

The Shoreditch Street Art Tour costs from £15 (Dh73) per person for approximately three hours. 

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Election pledges on migration

CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections" 

SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"