It’s that time of year again.
No, not pumpkin spice latte season; I’m talking about parent school group WhatsApp chat season.
Parents know the drill. Fresh from the summer holidays of relaxed schedules and letting the children stay up late, you’ve barely brushed the sand from between your toes when you have to snap straight back into hustle mode.
Trips to the uniform shop (did you make an appointment? You must make an appointment!) to stock up on the things the children grew out of, plus pencil cases, iPads, backpacks, caps, badges … the list seems endless.
And on that joyous, magical day when you kiss your children goodbye and pack them off to school, perhaps indulging in a Rocky-style victory salute that you finally got them out of the house, you think to yourself: That’s it, right? Right?
Alas, no. Because that’s when the parent group WhatsApp chat chimes up.
Inauspicious at first. Tentative even. Some introductory “Hi, my name is X, and I’m the parent of Y” messages. Perhaps an emoji hand wave or two.
Then the questions start and from then on it’s message, message, message, pew, pew, pew, like the jump into hyperspace in Star Wars.
Except the stars zooming past you are questions – so many questions – and you’re staring at your phone wondering what on Earth is going on and what emails have you missed.
Here are six ways to maintain your sanity in a class group chat.
1. Mute the chat
Mute it.
Turn it off, and not just the eight hours or one-week option. Hit the always button and be done.
Class group chats can easily rack up 30, 40, 50 messages per day, especially in the year group ones and particularly around busy times, such as the start of school or things such as exams, ECA enrolment and end-of-year arrangements.
Don’t read them as they come in, rather take a few minutes at the end of the day to catch up.
2. Accept that many parents will not read the school emails
The school equivalent of Mark Twain’s famous “death and taxes” answer to the inevitability of life, you need to accept that a lot of parents on the chat will not read the school emails. Ever.
Questions will be asked in the chat that will have you murmuring “It’s written in the email” to yourself.
However, remember that many mums and dads rely on the chat as their sole source of information because the number of school communications can be overwhelming. Accept it and move on.
3. Don’t post personal things
You may have found a certain meme hilarious or an inspirational quote uplifting but (spoiler alert) many people won’t.
The class WhatsApp is not the place for kitten memes and Big Bang Theory gifs; save them for your friends. Also remember that not everyone on the chat will share the same beliefs or world view as you.
The same goes for promoting your business ventures. Save that for Facebook or Instagram.
4. Don’t chat with friends
Yes, it’s the class chat, but chat is subjective here and conversations should be kept to school-related things.
It’s fantastic that your child is back in the same class as their bestie from last year and a quick back and forth of happy texts is fine, but if you want to chat to your parent friends, take it off the group and message them directly.
5. Don’t invite specific children to things on the chat
The amount of class chats I have been on where the parents of a child having a birthday party have been very specific about who they want to invite is long. Such as last year, when someone posted that their daughter “only wanted to invite the girls” to her party (my son was in the class).
If you want to invite certain children to certain things, that’s perfectly fine, just ask: “Who is X’s parent?”, then take it on to private chat, or start a subgroup.
If your child wants to invite only certain children to their party (as is their right), do a little digging for names rather than blasting your intentions on the chat. Trust me, you won’t appreciate it when it’s your little one being publicly excluded.
6. Understand that parents are simply concerned about their children
Panicked messages and an overabundance of exclamation marks and question marks are par for the course in the class chat.
It's hard to read context on WhatsApp and messages can often seem like parents need to know the information right now or the world will end.
Understand that, just like you, other mums and dads are just worried that their child might miss out on something important if they don’t stay on top of things, and that the "!!!!!!!!!!!” overkill is just normal parent anxiety.
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What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
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Tell-tale signs of burnout
- loss of confidence and appetite
- irritability and emotional outbursts
- sadness
- persistent physical ailments such as headaches, frequent infections and fatigue
- substance abuse, such as smoking or drinking more
- impaired judgement
- excessive and continuous worrying
- irregular sleep patterns
Tips to help overcome burnout
Acknowledge how you are feeling by listening to your warning signs. Set boundaries and learn to say ‘no’
Do activities that you want to do as well as things you have to do
Undertake at least 30 minutes of exercise per day. It releases an abundance of feel-good hormones
Find your form of relaxation and make time for it each day e.g. soothing music, reading or mindful meditation
Sleep and wake at the same time every day, even if your sleep pattern was disrupted. Without enough sleep condition such as stress, anxiety and depression can thrive.
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How much do leading UAE’s UK curriculum schools charge for Year 6?
- Nord Anglia International School (Dubai) – Dh85,032
- Kings School Al Barsha (Dubai) – Dh71,905
- Brighton College Abu Dhabi - Dh68,560
- Jumeirah English Speaking School (Dubai) – Dh59,728
- Gems Wellington International School – Dubai Branch – Dh58,488
- The British School Al Khubairat (Abu Dhabi) - Dh54,170
- Dubai English Speaking School – Dh51,269
*Annual tuition fees covering the 2024/2025 academic year
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Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 247hp at 6,500rpm
Torque: 370Nm from 1,500-3,500rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 7.8L/100km
Price: from Dh94,900
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Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA
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Although similar in its appearance, the concept of a fractional title deed is unlike that of a timeshare, which usually involves multiple investors buying “time” in a property whereby the owner has the right to occupation for a specified period of time in any year, as opposed to the actual real estate, said John Peacock, Head of Indirect Tax and Conveyancing, BSA Ahmad Bin Hezeem & Associates, a law firm.
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Five healthy carbs and how to eat them
Brown rice: consume an amount that fits in the palm of your hand
Non-starchy vegetables, such as broccoli: consume raw or at low temperatures, and don’t reheat
Oatmeal: look out for pure whole oat grains or kernels, which are locally grown and packaged; avoid those that have travelled from afar
Fruit: a medium bowl a day and no more, and never fruit juices
Lentils and lentil pasta: soak these well and cook them at a low temperature; refrain from eating highly processed pasta variants
Courtesy Roma Megchiani, functional nutritionist at Dubai’s 77 Veggie Boutique
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
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Cyber crime - This includes fraud, impersonation, scams and deepfake technology, tactics that are increasingly targeting infrastructure and exploiting human vulnerabilities.
Cyber terrorism - Social media platforms are used to spread radical ideologies, misinformation and disinformation, often with the aim of disrupting critical infrastructure such as power grids.
Cyber warfare - Shaped by geopolitical tension, hostile actors seek to infiltrate and compromise national infrastructure, using one country’s systems as a springboard to launch attacks on others.
'The worst thing you can eat'
Trans fat is typically found in fried and baked goods, but you may be consuming more than you think.
Powdered coffee creamer, microwave popcorn and virtually anything processed with a crust is likely to contain it, as this guide from Mayo Clinic outlines:
Baked goods - Most cakes, cookies, pie crusts and crackers contain shortening, which is usually made from partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. Ready-made frosting is another source of trans fat.
Snacks - Potato, corn and tortilla chips often contain trans fat. And while popcorn can be a healthy snack, many types of packaged or microwave popcorn use trans fat to help cook or flavour the popcorn.
Fried food - Foods that require deep frying — french fries, doughnuts and fried chicken — can contain trans fat from the oil used in the cooking process.
Refrigerator dough - Products such as canned biscuits and cinnamon rolls often contain trans fat, as do frozen pizza crusts.
Creamer and margarine - Nondairy coffee creamer and stick margarines also may contain partially hydrogenated vegetable oils.
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Founders: Michele Ferrario, Nino Ulsamer and Freddy Lim
Started: established in 2016 and launched in July 2017
Based: Singapore, with offices in the UAE, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Thailand
Sector: FinTech, wealth management
Initial investment: $500,000 in seed round 1 in 2016; $2.2m in seed round 2 in 2017; $5m in series A round in 2018; $12m in series B round in 2019; $16m in series C round in 2020 and $25m in series D round in 2021
Current staff: more than 160 employees
Stage: series D
Investors: EightRoads Ventures, Square Peg Capital, Sequoia Capital India
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The Word for Woman is Wilderness
Abi Andrews, Serpent’s Tail
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The candidates
Dr Ayham Ammora, scientist and business executive
Ali Azeem, business leader
Tony Booth, professor of education
Lord Browne, former BP chief executive
Dr Mohamed El-Erian, economist
Professor Wyn Evans, astrophysicist
Dr Mark Mann, scientist
Gina MIller, anti-Brexit campaigner
Lord Smith, former Cabinet minister
Sandi Toksvig, broadcaster