An underwhelming 50 Cent concert and the dangers of trying to relive your youth


Selina Denman
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  • Arabic

It started well.

One of the security guards at Dubai’s Coca-Cola Arena ID’ed me as we headed into an area restricted to those aged 21 and over. It was dark, admittedly, and he was possibly shortsighted and had probably been warned to be over-cautious, but at the age of 41, that’s more than enough to make your night, if not your year.

In spite of Friday evening traffic and seemingly unending queues of actual 21-year-olds, we also made it into the arena just as 50 Cent came on stage. Another win. The drink vendors were overwhelmed and had run out of most options by the time we got to the counter, but even that was not enough to put a dampener on the evening.

I’m a lifelong hip-hop fan who remembers, remarkably clearly, the first time I saw the music video for 50 Cent’s breakout hit, In Da Club. It was 2003 and I was a young, fresh-faced graduate watching MTV at my best friend’s house in central London. I remember immediately being drawn in by the song’s distinct, unrelenting bass line, Fiddy’s thuggish charisma and pared-back delivery, and the cameos by old favourites Doctor Dre and Eminem.

I cannot begin to imagine how many times I have heard that song since then, not least every time anyone, anywhere, is celebrating a birthday ― go shorty! And it always brings back the best of memories. Such is the power of music; it cements moments of your life into teeny three-minute chunks, allowing you to access far-gone feelings in the flash of a well-delivered rhyme.

So, needless to say, I was excited about seeing the man in concert for the first time, almost 20 years after I first started listening to his music. In my mind, the Dh395 was a worthy investment. His greatest hits had formed the soundtrack to my twenties and his debut album, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, is still on regular rotation in the Denman household. A large chunk of my brain is devoted to storing old 1990s rap lyrics (just don’t ask me what I had for breakfast yesterday), so I was all set for a good old rap-along.

I will admit that there is, perhaps, something ever-so-slightly unseemly about a 50-year-old jumping around on stage singing about his Candyshop. But Fiddy was clearly having such a blast ― his beaming smile was eclipsed only by the enormous diamond-encrusted chain he wore around his neck ― that it would be churlish to begrudge him his moment.

However, I feel like he begrudged me mine. He delivered all his greatest hits, but at warp speed, often only getting halfway through before switching to the next. The soundtrack to my youth sped by in record time, with barely a chance to put my own (perceived) rhyme-spitting prowess into practice. All his best verses were left unsung as he trampled through his ill-conceived medley.

As soon as the crowd started to settle into a song, it was gone. When he did choose to linger, it was on the tracks that nobody seemed to have ever heard before. I understand, two decades on, that he may be tired of playing the same songs over and over again, but he displayed a remarkable lack of understanding of what his audience was actually there for.

They say you should never meet your heroes. You should also probably never go see antiquated rap stars with the hope of reliving your youth. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, but also a potential catalyst for extreme disappointment.

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RESULTS

Welterweight

Tohir Zhuraev (TJK) beat Mostafa Radi (PAL)

(Unanimous points decision)

Catchweight 75kg

Anas Siraj Mounir (MAR) beat Leandro Martins (BRA)

(Second round knockout)

Flyweight (female)

Manon Fiorot (FRA) beat Corinne Laframboise (CAN)

(RSC in third round)

Featherweight

Bogdan Kirilenko (UZB) beat Ahmed Al Darmaki

(Disqualification)

Lightweight

Izzedine Al Derabani (JOR) beat Rey Nacionales (PHI)

(Unanimous points)

Featherweight

Yousef Al Housani (UAE) beat Mohamed Fargan (IND)

(TKO first round)

Catchweight 69kg

Jung Han-gook (KOR) beat Max Lima (BRA)

(First round submission by foot-lock)

Catchweight 71kg

Usman Nurmogamedov (RUS) beat Jerry Kvarnstrom (FIN)

(TKO round 1).

Featherweight title (5 rounds)

Lee Do-gyeom (KOR) v Alexandru Chitoran (ROU)

(TKO round 1).

Lightweight title (5 rounds)

Bruno Machado (BRA) beat Mike Santiago (USA)

(RSC round 2).

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Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Rating: 5/5

The specs

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Power: 154bhp

Torque: 250Nm

Transmission: 7-speed automatic with 8-speed sports option 

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The five pillars of Islam

1. Fasting 

2. Prayer 

3. Hajj 

4. Shahada 

5. Zakat 

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – FINAL RECKONING

Director: Christopher McQuarrie

Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Simon Pegg

Rating: 4/5

SPECS
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The biog

Profession: Senior sports presenter and producer

Marital status: Single

Favourite book: Al Nabi by Jibran Khalil Jibran

Favourite food: Italian and Lebanese food

Favourite football player: Cristiano Ronaldo

Languages: Arabic, French, English, Portuguese and some Spanish

Website: www.liliane-tannoury.com

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The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE. 

Read part four: an affection for classic cars lives on

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Game Changer

Director: Shankar 

Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram

Rating: 2/5

if you go

The flights

Etihad, Emirates and Singapore Airlines fly direct from the UAE to Singapore from Dh2,265 return including taxes. The flight takes about 7 hours.

The hotel

Rooms at the M Social Singapore cost from SG $179 (Dh488) per night including taxes.

The tour

Makan Makan Walking group tours costs from SG $90 (Dh245) per person for about three hours. Tailor-made tours can be arranged. For details go to www.woknstroll.com.sg

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if you go

The flights

Fly to Rome with Etihad (www.etihad.ae) or Emirates (www.emirates.com) from Dh2,480 return including taxes. The flight takes six hours. Fly from Rome to Trapani with Ryanair (www.ryanair.com) from Dh420 return including taxes. The flight takes one hour 10 minutes. 

The hotels 

The author recommends the following hotels for this itinerary. In Trapani, Ai Lumi (www.ailumi.it); in Marsala, Viacolvento (www.viacolventomarsala.it); and in Marsala Del Vallo, the Meliaresort Dimore Storiche (www.meliaresort.it).

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Scoreline

UAE 2-1 Saudi Arabia

UAE Mabkhout 21’, Khalil 59’

Saudi Al Abed (pen) 20’

Man of the match Ahmed Khalil (UAE)

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Quick pearls of wisdom

Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”

Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.” 

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UAE squad

Esha Oza (captain), Al Maseera Jahangir, Emily Thomas, Heena Hotchandani, Indhuja Nandakumar, Katie Thompson, Lavanya Keny, Mehak Thakur, Michelle Botha, Rinitha Rajith, Samaira Dharnidharka, Siya Gokhale, Sashikala Silva, Suraksha Kotte, Theertha Satish (wicketkeeper) Udeni Kuruppuarachchige, Vaishnave Mahesh.

UAE tour of Zimbabwe

All matches in Bulawayo
Friday, Sept 26 – First ODI
Sunday, Sept 28 – Second ODI
Tuesday, Sept 30 – Third ODI
Thursday, Oct 2 – Fourth ODI
Sunday, Oct 5 – First T20I
Monday, Oct 6 – Second T20I

2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups

Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.

Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.

Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.

Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, (Leon banned).

Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.

Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.

Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.

Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.

How much do leading UAE’s UK curriculum schools charge for Year 6?
  1. Nord Anglia International School (Dubai) – Dh85,032
  2. Kings School Al Barsha (Dubai) – Dh71,905
  3. Brighton College Abu Dhabi - Dh68,560
  4. Jumeirah English Speaking School (Dubai) – Dh59,728
  5. Gems Wellington International School – Dubai Branch – Dh58,488
  6. The British School Al Khubairat (Abu Dhabi) - Dh54,170
  7. Dubai English Speaking School – Dh51,269

*Annual tuition fees covering the 2024/2025 academic year

Updated: October 07, 2022, 6:02 PM`