Roger Goodell is a powerful guy. He issues suspensions and fines at the drop of a helmet.
Or the raising of a middle finger: a US$40,000 (Dh147,000) tab for Tennessee's Chuck Cecil over a single-digit salute to an official? Harsh for a modestly paid assistant coach.
So why can the commissioner not declare the whole NFC West ineligible for the play-offs? The teams are not guilty of bad behaviour, only bad football.
Their aggregate record is 6-10, not terrible, except half of those wins came against each other. San Francisco are 0-4, and if they do not win soon, Mike Singletary, their coach, will wind up on injured reserve with a broken face from his eye-bulging grimaces.
The rest are 2-2, but those numbers deceive. The Arizona Cardinals are on their third quarterback since pre-season. They have dropped two road games by a combined 82-17.
The Seattle Seahawks have fallen twice by 17 points. Some of their new coach Pete Carroll's college offences at Southern Cal were superior to this one. The St Louis Rams are the steadiest so far, even with Sam Bradford their rookie quarterback. But, c'mon, the Rams? Another option for Goddell: mid-season realignment.
What are Dallas doing in the NFC East and St Louis in the West, anyway? Look at the US map. The NFL's bean-counters would love to see the Cowboys in the post-season. Put them in a division of duds, where they belong geographically, and it's a done deal.
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The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
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Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
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Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
The specs
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Transmission: 7-speed auto
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
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Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
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