What is it like to be Archie Manning? To find out, slip on his shoes and walk a kilometre in them.
You sired Peyton and Eli, the most acclaimed contemporary male siblings in American sports. These two shiny apples fell so close to the tree that they landed alongside the trunk.
Like you once did, they dabble in the exclusive field of professional quarterback. Many a dad lives vicariously through his son. You are afforded double the pleasure - and occasional pain.
Unlike yours did, their teams usually win. Your career record as a starter was 35-101-3 - barely one victory for every four tries - mostly with those lovably losing New Orleans Saints of yore.
Peyton is 123-63 with the Indianapolis Colts, a remarkable pace of almost two wins for each defeat. The New York Giants' Eli is 60-43, success coming at nearly a 60 percent clip.
Both have Super Bowl rings to pawn if times get tough.
The Saints' failure to manage a single break-even season under your watch was not your fault, and you were voted twice to the Pro Bowl, partly as a lifetime achievement award for continuous effort and dignity.
Peyton, in his 13th season, has been to the Pro Bowl since his third year in the league. He sent his regrets last January, having been engrossed in Super Bowl preparations.
Sure enough, a Manning made it to Hawaii with Eli's first all-star gig.
When Sports Illustrated magazine asked players who among them is the smartest, 62 per cent responded with Peyton.
The poll's runner-up - Drew Brees, at 8 per cent - finished so far back in the picture that he was blurry.
OK, Eli did not warrant a single vote, but he still snags more television ads than about every player but his big brother.
Peyton sells enough products on-air to fill a warehouse, landing so many commercials that viewers have compiled lists of their favorites.
So there you are, the Dream Dad, flitting each weekend to one son's game or the other, envisioning Manning versus Manning in Super Bowl XLV. Then turbulence shakes you from your reverie.
The Colts barrel down the Super Bowl express lane until losing three straight, during which Peyton serves up 11 interceptions. Indianapolis fade to 6-6 and, their roster ravaged by injury, are suddenly on the play-off fringe. "What's wrong with Peyton Manning?" The question was posed, by Google's count, 16,700 times in cyberspace.
The Giants, closing in on a 10-4 record and the play-offs, squander a 31-10 fourth-quarter lead in an unfathomable crash-and-burn, won by Philadelphia 38-31 without even needing overtime.
The next Sunday, Green Bay gut the Giants 45-17 as Eli dishes four interceptions, bumping his total to a league-leading 24.
New Yorkers - not enamoured of strong, silent types - assail Eli for an alleged lack of vocal leadership.
Aware that the Manning name carries the burden of high expectations, you are anxious to see how your flesh-and-blood deals with adversity. Their reaction makes you a proud papa.
At the height of his slump, Peyton says, "It really all falls on my shoulders. I have to play better. I've got to make better decisions and better reads."
A widely circulated YouTube video (headlined "Eli Manning post game press conference after Choke") shows little brother waiting in an empty room for the media following the giveaway at Green Bay.
Eli could have ducked out, but he waits for the harsh questions surely to come. "If you have interceptions," he says, "it's my fault, and we had four today."
Come the final Sunday of the season, both the Colts and the Giants are still battling to make the playoffs.
Peyton's Colts can claim the AFC South with a win at home over Tennessee, or a loss by Jacksonville against Houston.
Eli's Giants need a win at Washington plus a Green Bay loss.
Kicking off simultaneously, the two games are taut throughout. Colts fans suffer. Giants fans suffer. Your suffering is the sum of theirs, and then some.
The Colts, tied, cough up a late fumble, setting up a likely Titans field goal. But wait - Jacksonville are losing to Houston.
Eli's 92-yard touchdown toss supplements the Giants' stout defence for a late three-point lead. But wait - Green Bay have pulled ahead of Chicago.
Curses.
The Colts win in overtime as Peyton sets an NFL one-season record for completions.
The Giants win as Eli gets picked off once, on a deflection - but the Packers win, too.
The Colts finish 10-6. They are in the play-offs.
The Giants finish 10-6. They are not.
The next day, you need a break from walking in Archie's shoes, but your parenting skills are required.
Not to console Eli, but to help ease his passage into a new stage of life.
It is his 30th birthday.
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SCHEDULE
Thursday, December 6
08.00-15.00 Technical scrutineering
15.00-17.00 Extra free practice
Friday, December 7
09.10-09.30 F4 free practice
09.40-10.00 F4 time trials
10.15-11.15 F1 free practice
14.00 F4 race 1
15.30 BRM F1 qualifying
Saturday, December 8
09.10-09.30 F4 free practice
09.40-10.00 F4 time trials
10.15-11.15 F1 free practice
14.00 F4 race 2
15.30 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi
THE BIO: Mohammed Ashiq Ali
Proudest achievement: “I came to a new country and started this shop”
Favourite TV programme: the news
Favourite place in Dubai: Al Fahidi. “They started the metro in 2009 and I didn’t take it yet.”
Family: six sons in Dubai and a daughter in Faisalabad
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 405Nm at 1,750-3,500rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh117,059
What the law says
Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
England's lowest Test innings
- 45 v Australia in Sydney, January 28, 1887
- 46 v West Indies in Port of Spain, March 25, 1994
- 51 v West Indies in Kingston, February 4, 2009
- 52 v Australia at The Oval, August 14, 1948
- 53 v Australia at Lord's, July 16, 1888
- 58 v New Zealand in Auckland, March 22, 2018
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Volvo ES90 Specs
Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA
GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
LA LIGA FIXTURES
Thursday (All UAE kick-off times)
Sevilla v Real Betis (midnight)
Friday
Granada v Real Betis (9.30pm)
Valencia v Levante (midnight)
Saturday
Espanyol v Alaves (4pm)
Celta Vigo v Villarreal (7pm)
Leganes v Real Valladolid (9.30pm)
Mallorca v Barcelona (midnight)
Sunday
Atletic Bilbao v Atletico Madrid (4pm)
Real Madrid v Eibar (9.30pm)
Real Sociedad v Osasuna (midnight)
Fitness problems in men's tennis
Andy Murray - hip
Novak Djokovic - elbow
Roger Federer - back
Stan Wawrinka - knee
Kei Nishikori - wrist
Marin Cilic - adductor