DUBAI // The hazel-green eyes and sculpted physique of the Bollywood star Hrithik Roshan do not save Bollywood's English experiment Kites: The Remix from diving big time. Firstly, in the interest of full disclosure, I actually like the bronzed Roshan, the male star, who usually chooses his projects with care.
However, from the moment that a battered and bruised Roshan staggers across the desert searching for his love after waving goodbye to a Mexican family who saved him from succumbing to gunshot wound, the sinking feeling intensifies that the plot will make little sense. Why does Roshan not ask for a ride, as a horse would do fine here, from the family? Instead he collapses, whispering "I need water" on reaching the spot where he last saw his lady love, the Mexican actress Barbara Mori, and where her thug of a fiance left him for dead.
The crux of the story about Roshan and Mori, who use their American green-card status to wed illegals for cash, could have made for an interesting movie if handled better. Instead, the choppy film lurches from a mindless car chase to an unintentionally hilarious hot-air balloon escape from the bad guys, to more mindless car chases peppered with badly done, stylised gun-toting scenes. A Bollywood dance sequence may have actually lifted the English version. There is one stereotypical rain dance that Hindi-language movies are famous for, where Mori in a slinky black dress prances with Roshan.
What is ultimately disappointing is that the film makes no attempt to make sense. The lovers cannot communicate because Roshan speaks Hindi and English while Mori understands only Spanish. Still, in one scene, Mori breathlessly tells him: "Me no die. We make babies." Now that's dialogue. The story moves so jerkily between the past and the present that you lose interest in whether the two lovers will find each other. The final verdict - wait for Roshan's next big film.
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The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
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- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
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Fuel consumption: 11.2L/100km
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- Torque: 760nm
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Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
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What the law says
Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
Tearful appearance
Chancellor Rachel Reeves set markets on edge as she appeared visibly distraught in parliament on Wednesday.
Legislative setbacks for the government have blown a new hole in the budgetary calculations at a time when the deficit is stubbornly large and the economy is struggling to grow.
She appeared with Keir Starmer on Thursday and the pair embraced, but he had failed to give her his backing as she cried a day earlier.
A spokesman said her upset demeanour was due to a personal matter.
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Saturday results
Qatar beat Kuwait by 26 runs
Bahrain beat Maldives by six wickets
UAE beat Saudi Arabia by seven wickets
Monday fixtures
Maldives v Qatar
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Bahrain v UAE
* The top three teams progress to the Asia Qualifier
RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: JAP Almahfuz, Fernando Jara (jockey), Irfan Ellahi (trainer).
5.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 1,400m
Winner: AF Momtaz, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi.
6pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 1,400m
Winner: Yaalail, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
6.30pm: Abu Dhabi Championship Listed (PA) Dh180,000 1,600m
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7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m
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7.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2.200m
Winner: Ezz Al Rawasi, Connor Beasley, Helal Al Alawi.
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- Flexible payment plans from developers
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