Within the folklore of Fleet Street, once the heart of Britain's newspaper industry, is a tale of the night on which relations between managers and, loosely speaking, the managed were even more strained than usual.
The latest dispute, which may have started as no more than a problem of communication, concerned workers who were Greek, or Greek Cypriots, with little English between them.
After all ordinary attempts at reconciliation had failed, the management reached for its last resort. The scholarly deputy editor was dispatched to the "back of the house", as the production area was known, and his classical Greek somehow saved the print run from disruption. That, at any rate, is how the episode came to be remembered.
These days, even people with the same mother tongue sometimes have difficulty in making themselves understood to colleagues if those colleagues happen to belong to different generations. The existence of this occupational language barrier occurred to me recently when a reader raised what she termed "just a strange, pedantic question".
Those responsible for language style at her office had stipulated that computer-related units would no longer take a space after the numeral. Citing "1kb" as an example of the new style, she wrote: "All other types of units would continue to be formatted as they were before. Do you have any thoughts on this? The only thing I could think of was that it was being done that way on products anyway (iPod 120GB, for example), so they decided it was better to join 'em."
At first glance, I felt her question might as well have been addressed in one or other form of Greek and thought of turning for help to someone young and technologically literate. After a little reflection, I realised the question was not as daunting as I had feared.
In fact, my correspondent had hinted at part of the answer: if a manufacturer expresses a product name with no space after the numeral, no harm is done by following that preference. And 1kb, with no space, is clear and visually unobjectionable (The National would describe the distance between two towns as 30km). The moral is easily drawn: if the deputy editor's classical Greek could get him successfully through a tricky encounter with irksome workers, my English should be up to resolving questions of style and usage, even in challenging territory.
What I have just done, in offering a response to a query on which I initially had no strong opinion, is similar to what happens daily in exchanges between the authors of style guides and colleagues trying follow their rulings and advice.
No matter how comprehensive a guide may be, someone will always come up with a point that has not been covered.
So it is with The National. Until my departure earlier this year, I tended to be approached several times every day, and sometimes late into the evening, for on-the-spot decisions on spelling, abbreviation, taste and much more besides. Rulings would be made, memos circulated and, if necessary, the style guide amended.
Now, 17 months after this newspaper first appeared, my successors are in the process of updating and substantially expanding my original style guide. This is exactly how it should be. The editor and I had agreed to keep the launch version relatively short so that the paper, while opting for British English and a serious broadsheet flavour, could develop a distinctive tone of its own.
In wishing my colleagues well in their task, however, I caution them against relying on the new edition to halt the procession of staff to their desks in search of rulings on matters they have never previously had to consider.
They should also bear in mind that "sorry, it's all Greek to me" is not an acceptable response.
Colin Randall is a contributing editor to The National and may be contacted at crandall@thenational.ae
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup – Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
How Voiss turns words to speech
The device has a screen reader or software that monitors what happens on the screen
The screen reader sends the text to the speech synthesiser
This converts to audio whatever it receives from screen reader, so the person can hear what is happening on the screen
A VOISS computer costs between $200 and $250 depending on memory card capacity that ranges from 32GB to 128GB
The speech synthesisers VOISS develops are free
Subsequent computer versions will include improvements such as wireless keyboards
Arabic voice in affordable talking computer to be added next year to English, Portuguese, and Spanish synthesiser
Partnerships planned during Expo 2020 Dubai to add more languages
At least 2.2 billion people globally have a vision impairment or blindness
More than 90 per cent live in developing countries
The Long-term aim of VOISS to reach the technology to people in poor countries with workshops that teach them to build their own device
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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What is type-1 diabetes
Type 1 diabetes is a genetic and unavoidable condition, rather than the lifestyle-related type 2 diabetes.
It occurs mostly in people under 40 and a result of the pancreas failing to produce enough insulin to regulate blood sugars.
Too much or too little blood sugar can result in an attack where sufferers lose consciousness in serious cases.
Being overweight or obese increases the chances of developing the more common type 2 diabetes.
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RESULTS
Main card
Bantamweight 56.4kg: Mehdi Eljamari (MAR) beat Abrorbek Madiminbekov (UZB), Split points decision
Super heavyweight 94 kg: Adnan Mohammad (IRN) beat Mohammed Ajaraam (MAR), Split points decision
Lightweight 60kg: Zakaria Eljamari (UAE) beat Faridoon Alik Zai (AFG), RSC round 3
Light heavyweight 81.4kg: Taha Marrouni (MAR) beat Mahmood Amin (EGY), Unanimous points decision
Light welterweight 64.5kg: Siyovush Gulmamadov (TJK) beat Nouredine Samir (UAE), Unanimous points decision
Light heavyweight 81.4kg: Ilyass Habibali (UAE) beat Haroun Baka (ALG), KO second round
The biog
Favourite hobby: taking his rescue dog, Sally, for long walks.
Favourite book: anything by Stephen King, although he said the films rarely match the quality of the books
Favourite film: The Shawshank Redemption stands out as his favourite movie, a classic King novella
Favourite music: “I have a wide and varied music taste, so it would be unfair to pick a single song from blues to rock as a favourite"
THE SPECS
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbocharged V12 petrol engine
Power: 420kW
Torque: 780Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh1,350,000
On sale: Available for preorder now
THE APPRENTICE
Director: Ali Abbasi
Starring: Sebastian Stan, Maria Bakalova, Jeremy Strong
Rating: 3/5
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
Indoor Cricket World Cup Dubai 2017
Venue Insportz, Dubai; Admission Free
Fixtures - Open Men 2pm: India v New Zealand, Malaysia v UAE, Singapore v South Africa, Sri Lanka v England; 8pm: Australia v Singapore, India v Sri Lanka, England v Malaysia, New Zealand v South Africa
Fixtures - Open Women Noon: New Zealand v England, UAE v Australia; 6pm: England v South Africa, New Zealand v Australia
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