You want an excuse? I'll give you an excuse.
For yesterday's editions, I bungled a fact from the Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championships, hurriedly looking up the world ranking of Janko Tipsarevic, seeing the numeral 27 next to his name, jotting it down, typing it in.
Twenty-seven would be his age. His ranking would be No 9.
Now, aside from feeling bad for short-changing a cool guy who last night collaborated with the No 1 player on a second set of superb quality, I could always castigate myself for briefly forgetting that Tipsarevic reached No 9 last November, or I could blame the extraordinary state of the men's tour.
Even with all the talent in all the countries in all the world, the tour has its extraordinary hegemony, reflected here at Aviation Club where the stars rule again.
The much-mentioned four men tower above the subdued others, with the subdued others ever more unseen. They bounce around the rankings in a de facto second tier, and if you know that Jo-Wilfried Tsonga holds down the No 5 ranking, you ought to appear on game shows, because you know a lot of stuff.
The No 1 Novak Djokovic, No 3 Roger Federer and No 4 Andy Murray all have held seedings to the semi-finals here, and No 2 Rafael Nadal probably would have had he not made it highly unlikely by not playing this tournament. In that sense, this event again presents a state-of-the-game, much as it did last year when Djokovic sustained early-season dominance that would stretch across the calendar.
Even if you don't know about rankings points - and so few of the seven billion people do - the numbers do shout: Djokovic has 13,130 points, Nadal 10,435, Federer 8,235, Murray 7,150 and Tsonga … 4,410.
That's not to knock the 4,410 which is more than about 6,999,999,996 other people have. Nor is it to knock the 2,710 points that place Tipsarevic in ninth, about which I feel bad while persisting with excuse.
Said the player holding down No 7, Tomas Berdych: "I think these days it's a really tough time to be … in this era of tennis." And that's a guy who made the 2010 Wimbledon final, the 2010 French semi-finals and two successive Australian quarter-finals before ramming into the four.
The hard maths reveal that the last seven grand slam tournaments have afforded 28 semi-final slots. Four men have hogged 24. Only Berdych, Tsonga, David Ferrer and Mikhail Youzhny have interloped. Three of the last four slams have seen all four in the final four. Murray made all four slam semi-finals last year, and he's the worst of the four.
All of this rates both familiar and amazing given all the populous talent perpetually at practice banging balls around.
"Let's say if you look at my draw in Melbourne, I was playing quarters with Rafa," Berdych said. "If I beat Rafa, then I need to beat Murray, then in the final I get to, actually, whatever, then I get to play the final with Djokovic."
Actually, it would have been Federer instead of Murray, but the point is solid. Just pondering that three-tiered task can make you tired. As No 8 Mardy Fish put it last year: "Those guys, they present so many problems, so many different problems, all four of them ... Obviously to win a [grand slam] tournament, you have to play two of those guys absolutely."
And a notch below grand slams, as Djokovic, Federer and Murray have prevailed here, that, too, upholds the all-event statistics.
In 2012, the big four are 40-5, with three of the five losses coming against each other. Only Gael Monfils (in Doha v Nadal) and John Isner (in the Davis Cup v Federer) have rebelled. In 2011, they went 259-46, with half of their 46 losses coming against each other, and 12 of their losses coming against Djokovic.
In matches against the subdued others, they went 236-23, a winning percentage exceeding 91. And their fame is so entrenched, so aloft above the others via the grand slams, so congealed in the cliched-but-accurate phrase "big four", that the 23 comes as surprisingly high.
So here, as a service of trivia, the last half of the top 10, marvellous players all: Tsonga (5), Ferrer (6), Berdych (7) Fish (8), Juan Martín del Potro (10); and most importantly today: Tipsarevic (9). Between them, they have one grand slam title and two finals, but all came before the foursome really got autocratic.
So you might call it telltale of the age for somebody who follows tennis to mistype the ranking of the No 9 player in the world. Or you might just say it was a boneheaded blunder.
OK, it was a boneheaded blunder.
Brief scoreline:
Crystal Palace 2
Milivojevic 76' (pen), Van Aanholt 88'
Huddersfield Town 0
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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Founder: Namrata Raina
Based: Dubai
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Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
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Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
Company Profile
Company name: Fine Diner
Started: March, 2020
Co-founders: Sami Elayan, Saed Elayan and Zaid Azzouka
Based: Dubai
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Key developments in maritime dispute
2000: Israel withdraws from Lebanon after nearly 30 years without an officially demarcated border. The UN establishes the Blue Line to act as the frontier.
2007: Lebanon and Cyprus define their respective exclusive economic zones to facilitate oil and gas exploration. Israel uses this to define its EEZ with Cyprus
2011: Lebanon disputes Israeli-proposed line and submits documents to UN showing different EEZ. Cyprus offers to mediate without much progress.
2018: Lebanon signs first offshore oil and gas licencing deal with consortium of France’s Total, Italy’s Eni and Russia’s Novatek.
2018-2019: US seeks to mediate between Israel and Lebanon to prevent clashes over oil and gas resources.
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
The Kingfisher Secret
Anonymous, Penguin Books
RESULT
Manchester United 1 Brighton and Hove Albion 0
Man United: Dunk (66' og)
Man of the Match: Shane Duffy (Brighton)
Dirham Stretcher tips for having a baby in the UAE
Selma Abdelhamid, the group's moderator, offers her guide to guide the cost of having a young family:
• Buy second hand stuff
They grow so fast. Don't get a second hand car seat though, unless you 100 per cent know it's not expired and hasn't been in an accident.
• Get a health card and vaccinate your child for free at government health centres
Ms Ma says she discovered this after spending thousands on vaccinations at private clinics.
• Join mum and baby coffee mornings provided by clinics, babysitting companies or nurseries.
Before joining baby classes ask for a free trial session. This way you will know if it's for you or not. You'll be surprised how great some classes are and how bad others are.
• Once baby is ready for solids, cook at home
Take the food with you in reusable pouches or jars. You'll save a fortune and you'll know exactly what you're feeding your child.
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Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
In numbers: China in Dubai
The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
THE SPECS
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Power: 595bhp
Torque: 630Nm
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