Tennis world No 4 Andy Murray, left, and boxer David Haye have struck up a friendship. Pictures by Julian Finney, Alex Livesey / Getty Images
Tennis world No 4 Andy Murray, left, and boxer David Haye have struck up a friendship. Pictures by Julian Finney, Alex Livesey / Getty Images

Serve up a cross connection



The worlds of boxing and tennis rarely combine, although Serena Williams looked ready to cross codes with that line judge in the 2009 US Open.

A friendlier boxing-tennis alliance, however, has cropped up between the outlandish WBA heavyweight champion David Haye and the slightly more buttoned-up tennis star Andy Murray.

Murray visited Haye's gym in Miami recently, and said they are in regular text contact, with the boxer offering helpful tips for success. Man, I would love to intercept those SMS messages …

DH: Yo, Murray Mint! How's it hanging?

AM: Murray Mint?

DH: I told you, you need a nickname, boxing style. Murray Mint makes you sound fresh and cool. Lol.

AM: But I'm not fresh or cool. I'm angry. Mum says I haven't stopped scowling since the midwife slapped my bottom. Lol. Well, I say Lol, but I'm not actually laughing out loud. I'm not even smiling, tbh.

DH: You're looking for something more fiery? How about Andy "Hotter than Curry" Murray?

AM: Och, David I don't really like curry. It gives me indigestion, which makes me even angrier. I prefer mum's neeps and tatties.

DH: Didn't he win the Indian Open? Lol.

AM: Eh?

DH: It was a joke, Mint. Neepsand Tatties sounds like an Indian name, Lol.

AM; Oh, right. Lol, I guess.

DH: Listen, Mint, this is your problem. You need to loosen up. Enjoy yourself. We're living the dream. We get paid to play sport! Just imagine where you'd be without tennis - probably stuck in Scotland, digging peat on some desolate moor, with no one around for miles.

AM: Would there be a downside?

DH: Oh, Mint. You know we are supposed to be entertainers, right?

AM: Supposed to be what?

DH: Entertainers.

AM: David, are you using some weird American predictive text?

You mean we are supposed to be "into trainers"?

DH: No, Mint. Entertainment. Giving it the old razzle-dazzle!

AM: I'm Scottish, David. I prefer to give it the old gristle-drizzle.

DH: See, there you go!

AM: What?

DH: You told a joke!

AM: No, I didn't.

DH: Oh, right. If you do tell a joke, could you put a little smiley face afterwards? Just so I know.

AM: I won't be telling any jokes.

DH: Well, we could always work on your appearance. Looking good is part of the game. Did I tell you I did some work for Abercrombie & Fitch before I got into boxing?

AM: No! Aren't they that peat-digging firm outside Inverness?

DH: No, Mint. They're a top fashion house. I was a model. I could give you some tips on looking good. Maybe help you out with your teeth.

AM: I don't like dentists.

DH: Who mentioned dentists? I just meant you could try smiling. I could help you out with your pre-match hype, too. Get you chucking a few threats and insults around in press conferences.

AM: But I do that already!

DH: Yeah, but you're supposed to aim them at your opponents, not the journalists. It is all about the drama, Mint. Why don't you pick yourself an enemy to have a feud with, like I did with Audley Harrison. Is there anyone out there who used to be your friend but you dumped like a hot potato when they were no good to you any more?

AM: Just my ex-coaches, I guess.

DH: Right, well, that's good. How many are there?

AM: How many this month or altogether in my career?

DH: This could be easier than I thought, Mint. Lol.

AM: Please stop calling me Mint.

DH: No Lol.

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A major shake-up of government-run schools was rolled out across the country in 2017. Known as the Emirati School Model, it placed more emphasis on maths and science while also adding practical skills to the curriculum.

It was accompanied by the promise of a Dh5 billion investment, over six years, to pay for state-of-the-art infrastructure improvements.

Aspects of the school model will be extended to international private schools, the education minister has previously suggested.

Recent developments have also included the introduction of moral education - which public and private schools both must teach - along with reform of the exams system and tougher teacher licensing requirements.

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 
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