Spare a thought for Joey Barton, the Newcastle midfielder, jailbird and, in the vernacular of the terraces, a bit of a nutter.
He has just been released from prison after being sentenced to six months for inflicting grievous bodily harm on then-teammate Ousmane Dabo in a training ground punch-up last year.
No, that's wrong. He only got a suspended sentence for beating up Dabo so badly that he almost lost the use of one eye. Barton, 25, has, in fact, just been released from prison for beating up a teenager outside a McDonalds in Liverpool - not, incidentally, the same teenager whom Barton assaulted in 2005 in Thailand. Nor, indeed, the other teenager in whose eye he stubbed out a lit cigar at a party in 2004.
Anyway, poor Joey has not only been severely punished by the courts for beating up someone or other (though certainly not the Liverpool taxi driver whom he was accused of assaulting last year - he was cleared of that charge) but he also now faces an unprecedented playing ban and massive fine from the Football Association.
Despite protests from Newcastle, football's governing body in England has decided to get tough with Barton and charge him with violent conduct...something they manifestly failed to do after Barton savagely kicked Dickson Etuhu in the derby game against Sunderland last November.
Barton has until August 13 to request a personal hearing and Newcastle say he will do just that. Quite why remains a mystery as he has already admitted in court assaulting Dabo when the two were teammates at Manchester City.
Newcastle are trying to maintain that Barton has suffered enough. They have fined him, they say, for the McDonalds incident and did not pay him his £65,000-a-week (Dh 467,000-odd) wages during the six weeks or so that he was in prison.
And The Times has revealed that they have also banned him from using the corporate boxes at St James's Park and from getting the occasional use of one of the club's chauffeurs - something that might have come in handy for the self-confessed alcoholic.
Newcastle feel that, by the FA charging Barton after he has already been punished by the courts, they are being unfairly penalised because his misdemeanours on the Dabo front were committed when he played for somebody else.
The club said in a statement over the weekend: "Newcastle United can confirm that it has received documentation from the Football Association stating that it is charging Joey Barton with misconduct in relation to the incident that occurred with Ousmane Dabo in May, 2007, at a time when he was a registered player of Manchester City.
The FA, though, is determined to show that it can keep its own house in order even if, at times, it clearly can't.
Meanwhile, Dabo himself, who now plays for Lazio, believes that the 'punishment' meted out by Newcastle, in addition to the unflagging support Barton has had from Kevin Keegan, the manager, amounts to a complete disregard for basic standards of decency. "English clubs teach you lots of lessons," the Frenchman told The Sun newspaper. "But in this case, they truly lack morals.
As for Barton, he is back in training and Keegan reckons that, despite his enforced absence away from the football field, it will not take him long to regain full fitness.
Just how much good that will do him with the FA possibly about to impose a playing ban that could stretch of 15 matches, remains to be seen.
So spare a thought for Joey Barton. And, in passing, for his victims, too.
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RESULT
Manchester United 2 Burnley 2
Man United: Lingard (53', 90' 1)
Burnley: Barnes (3'), Defour (36')
Man of the Match: Jesse Lingard (Manchester United)
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The more serious side of specialty coffee
While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.
The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.
Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”
One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.
Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms.
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Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
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Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
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Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
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THE BIO
Family: I have three siblings, one older brother (age 25) and two younger sisters, 20 and 13
Favourite book: Asking for my favourite book has to be one of the hardest questions. However a current favourite would be Sidewalk by Mitchell Duneier
Favourite place to travel to: Any walkable city. I also love nature and wildlife
What do you love eating or cooking: I’m constantly in the kitchen. Ever since I changed the way I eat I enjoy choosing and creating what goes into my body. However, nothing can top home cooked food from my parents.
Favorite place to go in the UAE: A quiet beach.