I once had a boss who loved to take early season statistics and project them over a full season. It was an embrace of improbability yet it captured an aspect of sports fandom: the belief that anything can happen. For fans, sport is a place of hope and not reason, of debate and not proof.
With that in mind, let us extrapolate the season in full from the season so far (all stats through Monday’s games), and enjoy the ephemera:
At this pace, Cody McLeod of the Colorado Avalanche will have 41 fights.
At this pace, the Carolina Hurricanes will win zero games.
At this pace, Sidney Crosby will win the scoring title with 184 points.
At this pace, Rick Nash will rack up 96 goals and 14 assists.
At this pace, there will be 234 shut-outs. (The rate so far of a shut-out every 5.2 games easily trumps last year’s rate of a shut-out every 7.5 games.)
At this pace, the Montreal Canadiens and Anaheim Ducks will rack up 137 points.
At this pace, no coach will be fired.
At this pace, Ryan Suter of the Minnesota Wild will lead the league in ice time at 28 minutes, 51 seconds per game. (This one could actually happen.)
At this pace, Jaromir Jagr will be the oldest player in the league at season’s end.
At this pace, they won’t get around to deciding the Stanley Cup until June.
It’s a long season. Anything can happen.
rmckenzie@thenational.ae
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Born: May 19 1952
Place of birth: Deventer, Netherlands
Playing position: Midfielder
Teams managed:
1998-2000 Fortuna Sittard
2000-2004 Feyenoord
2004-2006 Borussia Dortmund
2007-2008 Feyenoord
2008-2012 Netherlands
2013-2014 Hamburg
2015-2017 Saudi Arabia
2018 Australia
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2001/02 Uefa Cup, Feyenoord
2007/08 KNVB Cup, Feyenoord
World Cup runner-up, Netherlands
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Play-off 5th: Japan beat Egypt 7-2.
Play-off 7th: Italy beat Mexico 3-2.
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