If ever the name of a sport cried out for an exclamation mark, it is this one.
Power Snooker!
See what I mean? It is even better if you adopt a gravelly voice and elongate the syllables, a la Hollywood voice artist Don LaFontaine.
Pooowwwweeeer Snoooookeeeerrr! Now you're feeling it, right? Power Snooker(!) is a revolutionary new form of the game which launches tonight in London and, if successful, will be followed up with tournaments in the Middle East, China and Singapore.
The revolution will, of course, be televised, and although I have not yet seen the pre- and post-commercial break idents, I anticipate the Power Snooker(!) logo in a metallic font, spinning towards our screens with a whoosh effect before landing with a thunderous clank, and hopefully a fiery explosion.
Pooowwwweeeer Snoooookeeeerrr! Whooosh! Clank! Boom!
Intended as snooker's version of Twenty20 cricket - a shot of adrenalin to pump young blood around an increasingly feeble organ - the Power Snooker(!) rules are not so much crowd-pleasers as baying-mob-stokers. Each frame starts with the usual coloured balls plus nine reds in a diamond formation, instead of the usual triangle of 15. The centre red is marked with the Power Snooker(!) logo, and its potting commences a two-minute period of Power Play(!), in which all points are doubled.
If the player misses a shot during Power Play(!), the remainder of the period goes to their opponent. This could make things very interesting during the changeover, as body-checking has never previously been advantageous in snooker.
Other rules include penalties for slow play, which is defined as 20 seconds per shot - an amount of time Terry Griffiths would have needed simply to think about chalking his cue.
Bonus points will be awarded for long pots and century breaks, no game will last longer than 30 minutes and it has been suggested that players wear microphones to encourage interaction with the audience. Yes, a bit like a pantomime.
Finally, the entire match will be staged on a moving bus that will blow up if its speed drops below 80kph, with control of the bus undertaken by whichever player is not at the table. During Power Play(!) periods, the driving player must be blindfolded. And he must jump the bus over a shark tank. While the bus is on fire. As is the shark tank.
OK, that last bit was made up, but it is hard to tell the difference. And one gets the impression that Barry Hearn, the snooker impresario behind Power Snooker(!), would stop at nothing to revive his glory days of the 1980s, when millions would set aside entire weekends to stare at coloured balls clicking gently across a rectangle of baize.
Baffled by its declining popularity, snooker has traded its epic sagas - those marathon wars of attrition in which advantage was won or lost inch by inch - for slim volumes of pulp fiction. No room for sagas in the modern world, you see. Just crash-bang-wallop bursts of full-tilt action, preferably watched on your iPhone while simultaneously downloading Lady Gaga's latest podcast, using Twitter to disclose your plans for a mid-afternoon snack, and Google-Mapping your way to the nearest flash-mob event.
Power Snooker(!) is snooker for people who are too busy for snooker. But what if you are too busy to even find out? Instead of watching tonight's inaugural event, simply take this quiz - sorry, I mean this Power Quiz! - to decide if Power Snooker(!) is the sport for you. Please note: this page will explode if you do not answer questions within 20 seconds.
What did you have for breakfast today?
a) Prunes, with prune juice.
b) Cornflakes, with sugar.
c) Sugar, with cornflakes.
How long is your attention span?
a) I will sit through anything, no matter how dull, for fear of being labelled a flibbertigibbet.
b) Long enough, thanks.
c) Sorry, what was the question again?
Imagine a glass of ice-cold cola. What are you thinking?
a) No thanks. Not with my prostate.
b) Yes, the occasional glass of cola is very nice.
c) Cola? Gimme a hit. I need a hit, baby. Just gimme that sweet cola kiss, man, I'm twitchin'.
What is Ritalin?
a) Wasn't she a singer during the war? Of course, it was proper music back then, not like that noise they listen to nowadays.
b) A drug used to treat hyperactivity in children.
c) Mom calls them my "Calm Down Candies".
How did you score?
Mostly As: You are likely to be a snooker traditionalist. You probably got upset when players started wearing coloured waistcoats and entering the arena to their own music. Do not attempt to watch Power Snooker(!) without first seeking medical advice.
Mostly Bs: As a sane adult, you can probably watch Power Snooker(!) without needing to breathe into a paper bag and think of Stephen Hendry. You will conclude that it is a bit of silly fun which could never replace the traditional game.
Mostly Cs: Congratulations! You are in the target audience for Power Snooker(!) Sadly, you will never know this because too many words make your head hurt, so there is no way you reached the end of this article.
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PROFILE BOX
Company name: Overwrite.ai
Founder: Ayman Alashkar
Started: Established in 2020
Based: Dubai International Financial Centre, Dubai
Sector: PropTech
Initial investment: Self-funded by founder
Funding stage: Seed funding, in talks with angel investors
RESULT
Liverpool 4 Southampton 0
Jota (2', 32')
Thiago (37')
Van Dijk (52')
Man of the match: Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Scorebox
Dubai Sports City Eagles 7 Bahrain 88
Eagles
Try: Penalty
Bahrain
Tries: Gibson 2, Morete 2, Bishop 2, Bell 2, Behan, Fameitau, Sanson, Roberts, Bennett, Radley
Cons: Radley 4, Whittingham 5
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
The Bio
Name: Lynn Davison
Profession: History teacher at Al Yasmina Academy, Abu Dhabi
Children: She has one son, Casey, 28
Hometown: Pontefract, West Yorkshire in the UK
Favourite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite Author: CJ Sansom
Favourite holiday destination: Bali
Favourite food: A Sunday roast
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
The biog
Name: Atheja Ali Busaibah
Date of birth: 15 November, 1951
Favourite books: Ihsan Abdel Quddous books, such as “The Sun will Never Set”
Hobbies: Reading and writing poetry
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Winners
Best Men's Player of the Year: Kylian Mbappe (PSG)
Maradona Award for Best Goal Scorer of the Year: Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
TikTok Fans’ Player of the Year: Robert Lewandowski
Top Goal Scorer of All Time: Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Best Women's Player of the Year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona)
Best Men's Club of the Year: Chelsea
Best Women's Club of the Year: Barcelona
Best Defender of the Year: Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus/Italy)
Best Goalkeeper of the Year: Gianluigi Donnarumma (PSG/Italy)
Best Coach of the Year: Roberto Mancini (Italy)
Best National Team of the Year: Italy
Best Agent of the Year: Federico Pastorello
Best Sporting Director of the Year: Txiki Begiristain (Manchester City)
Player Career Award: Ronaldinho
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
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THE SPECS
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Power: 420kW
Torque: 780Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
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Specs
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Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
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2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, (Leon banned).
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
Points about the fast fashion industry Celine Hajjar wants everyone to know
- Fast fashion is responsible for up to 10 per cent of global carbon emissions
- Fast fashion is responsible for 24 per cent of the world's insecticides
- Synthetic fibres that make up the average garment can take hundreds of years to biodegrade
- Fast fashion labour workers make 80 per cent less than the required salary to live
- 27 million fast fashion workers worldwide suffer from work-related illnesses and diseases
- Hundreds of thousands of fast fashion labourers work without rights or protection and 80 per cent of them are women
The Brutalist
Director: Brady Corbet
Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn
Rating: 3.5/5
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As it stands in Pool A
1. Japan - Played 3, Won 3, Points 14
2. Ireland - Played 3, Won 2, Lost 1, Points 11
3. Scotland - Played 2, Won 1, Lost 1, Points 5
Remaining fixtures
Scotland v Russia – Wednesday, 11.15am
Ireland v Samoa – Saturday, 2.45pm
Japan v Scotland – Sunday, 2.45pm
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
Apple product price list
iPad Pro
11" - $799 (64GB)
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MacBook Air
$1,199
Mac Mini
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The specs
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Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
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Tom Fletcher on 'soft power'
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
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