There's hired help available as the NHL free agency season opens tomorrow, including some tempting top-end talent up front.
In fact, while defenceman Jay Bouwmeester, 25, may be the unrestricted free agent with the biggest long-term upside, it's the forward position that provides the intrigue.
The most interesting is Marian Hossa, who spurned a multi-year offer from Pittsburgh last summer to sign a one-year pact with Detroit - because he figured the Wings were his best chance to win a Stanley Cup. So close, Marian?so close.
Hossa, a dazzling skater and pure goalscorer who also hustles back and plays defence, is 0-for-2 in the past two cup finals; whoever signs him will receive a very motivated and talented player, if perhaps a somewhat tired one.
Speculation has Hossa re-signing with the Wings, but only if Detroit find a way to balance a superstar-laden roster (Pavel Datsyuk, Henrik Zetterberg, Nicklas Lidstrom, Johan Franzen) with the NHL's $56.8million (Dh208m) salary cap.
If Hossa re-signs with the Wings or gets snapped up early, fear not, there's another Marian-monikered Slovak sniper to be had. But tread carefully, because this one scares easily and usually ends up injuring himself in the ensuing confusion.
NHL general managers, meet Marian Gaborik. The Minnesota Wild's first-ever draft pick, third overall in 2000, might be the most natural goalscorer in the league - and yes, we've heard of Alex Ovechkin. Gaborik scored 13 goals in 17 games last season, 30 in 48 games in 2006-07 and 38 in 65 games in '05-06.
The problem with Gaborik, as you may have surmised, is his propensity for injury - his groin pops like a cheap balloon. When healthy, he's a 50-goal threat and one of the most electrifying skaters in the NHL. But only once in the past five seasons has he played more than 65 games in an 82-game schedule.
They don't come with a bigger warning label than the one stuck on Gaborik's back - but this is the NHL, and at least one overzealous general manager is going to throw caution to the wind, and offer a multi-year deal.
Another interesting option is the Sedin twins, the longtime Canucks doppelgangers and goal generators. Daniel, the shooter, and Henrik, the passer, would likely prefer to remain in Vancouver. They've reportedly offered to stay for the princely sum of $63m over 12 years - each, of course.
The problem with the Sedins is they're not quite first-liners, but they're too good to be on the second line. For a general manager, it's difficult to justify spending top-line money on two guys who've never been able to synch up with a third (non-twin) linemate.
And there's still more help up front. Martin Havlat, who had an impressive play-off with Chicago, is looking for a new contract.
Nik Antropov, persona non grata in Toronto for many seasons before finally realising his big-bodied potential, is a solid No 2 centre searching for a home. Mike Cammalleri can help any team's offence with his 30-goal, 80-point potential.
And if you want to add an ex-Montreal Canadien, they're selling them off in bulk: Alexei Kovalev, Saku Koivu, Alex Tanguay and Robert Lang all appear to be on the move. And, for a cut-rate price that might really pay off, try this hat-trick of forwards: Steve Sullivan, Erik Cole and Michael Samuelsson.
Sullivan returned midway through last season after missing the previous two years with injury, Cole recaptured some of his lost form last season after being traded back to Carolina and Samuelsson is an underrated Wings forward who could break out if he receives a more prominent role.
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Five famous companies founded by teens
There are numerous success stories of teen businesses that were created in college dorm rooms and other modest circumstances. Below are some of the most recognisable names in the industry:
- Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg and his friends started Facebook when he was a 19-year-old Harvard undergraduate.
- Dell: When Michael Dell was an undergraduate student at Texas University in 1984, he started upgrading computers for profit. He starting working full-time on his business when he was 19. Eventually, his company became the Dell Computer Corporation and then Dell Inc.
- Subway: Fred DeLuca opened the first Subway restaurant when he was 17. In 1965, Mr DeLuca needed extra money for college, so he decided to open his own business. Peter Buck, a family friend, lent him $1,000 and together, they opened Pete’s Super Submarines. A few years later, the company was rebranded and called Subway.
- Mashable: In 2005, Pete Cashmore created Mashable in Scotland when he was a teenager. The site was then a technology blog. Over the next few decades, Mr Cashmore has turned Mashable into a global media company.
- Oculus VR: Palmer Luckey founded Oculus VR in June 2012, when he was 19. In August that year, Oculus launched its Kickstarter campaign and raised more than $1 million in three days. Facebook bought Oculus for $2 billion two years later.
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
SPECS
Toyota land Cruiser 2020 5.7L VXR
Engine: 5.7-litre V8
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 362hp
Torque: 530Nm
Price: Dh329,000 (base model 4.0L EXR Dh215,900)
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950