When Dwight Gayle fired home a bullet header to earn Newcastle United a late winner against West Bromwich Albion back in November, manager Steve Bruce could not hide his pride.
It had been their first game in two weeks following a Covid-19 outbreak at the club and the tight 2-1 victory took them up to 11th in the Premier League – four points off a Champions League spot, 11 clear of the bottom three.
"Their effort and endeavour was spot on," Bruce said of his team after the match at St James’ Park, but with the caveat that no one was going "to get carried away yet”.
Fast forward three months and an altogether darker mood has enveloped Tyneside with a toxic mix of catastrophic form, injury woes, training-ground bust-ups, witch-hunts to find a club mole and a fan base calling for Bruce's sacking.
They face West Brom again on Sunday but, after a run of two wins from 15 games, the Magpies have slumped to 17th in the table and slap-bang into the middle of a relegation dogfight.
Third-bottom Fulham are now just three points behind and enjoy a superior goal difference, albeit having played a game more.
This crucial match against the Baggies – second from last, nine points adrift of safety and now managed by former Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce – comes at the end of a chaotic couple of weeks of intrigue and damaging headlines.
First, a story emerged in The Telegraph ahead of the 1-1 draw with Wolves that goalkeeper Karl Darlow was set to be dropped for Martin Dubravka. The only problem being that this appeared before anyone at the club had told Darlow and the reporter in question was considered a confidant of Bruce.
This week, the Daily Mail ran a story about a training-ground row between Bruce and Matt Ritchie in which the midfielder had allegedly called his manager "a coward" following comments made after the Wolves game.
Bruce had blamed Ritchie for failing to pass on tactical information after coming on as a second-half substitute that would lead to Wolves' equaliser. Defender Jamal Lewis, goalkeeper Martin Dubravka and striker Joelinton were also publicly criticised by their manager.
Ritchie would later apologise but the damage had been done. In his Friday press conference, Bruce insisted training ground rows "happen up and down the country, every other week at clubs ... but unfortunately when it's Newcastle, it gets blown up out of all proportion".
He added: "The journalist [who is currently banned by the club] has a source in and around the club who feeds him. It's disappointing and we are looking to try to find the culprit."
Bruce also said he found it "totally disgusting" the suggestion that he was thought to be the source of the previous week's story about Darlow. "I would resign tomorrow," he said. "It's not true and not fair on Karl."
To make matter considerably worse, injuries have ravaged Bruce's squad and he is currently without the key attacking trio of Allan Saint-Maximin, Miguel Almiron and Callum Wilson.
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Those three have accounted for 16 of Newcastle’s 27 league goals, as well as providing nine assists. Without them, the 60-year-old now has to find goals and flair from elsewhere.
So the spotlight turns to Gayle, Andy Carroll and record signing Joelinton, who have managed a paltry three goals between them all season.
It is safe to say the latter – a club-record signing in 2019 – has not enjoyed the most successful of spells since moving to England.
During his first campaign, when the Brazilian finished with just two goals from 38 league games, Bruce was forced to admit that his £40 million attacker was not a natural goalscorer or even an out-and-out centre-forward and would end up moving him out to a wider role.
"The great strikers, the goalscorers, all they're interested in is scoring a goal – Joe is not like that. He is more a team player," Bruce said.
His second season has followed a familiar path with one goal in 20 games. In January, Newcastle's record goalscorer Alan Shearer, now a pundit with the BBC, did not hold back in his assessment of the hapless attacker.
"He cost a lot of money and he finds it really difficult," Shearer said after the FA Cup defeat to Arsenal. "His touch is really poor and he hasn't posed a threat. It's been really frustrating watching him. I actually feel sorry for him."
The fact Newcastle's goalscoring hopes could now hinge with a player who has found the net three times in 58 league games sums up the club's current predicament.
There are now 12 games to go and time is fast running out to turn around form and prevent a third drop down to the Championship in 13 seasons.
And feeling among supporters is that a change of manager is needed sooner rather than later.
The previous two relegations under Mike Ashley's controversial ownership, fresh blood was brought in too late to rescue an already sinking ship.
In 2009, Shearer was appointed with just eight games to go, while in 2017 Rafa Benitez came in with 10 matches left. Neither could save Newcastle from the drop.
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Why the Tourist Club?
Originally, The Club (which many people chose to call the “British Club”) was the only place where one could use the beach with changing rooms and a shower, and get refreshments.
In the early 1970s, the Government of Abu Dhabi wanted to give more people a place to get together on the beach, with some facilities for children. The place chosen was where the annual boat race was held, which Sheikh Zayed always attended and which brought crowds of locals and expatriates to the stretch of beach to the left of Le Méridien and the Marina.
It started with a round two-storey building, erected in about two weeks by Orient Contracting for Sheikh Zayed to use at one these races. Soon many facilities were planned and built, and members were invited to join.
Why it was called “Nadi Al Siyahi” is beyond me. But it is likely that one wanted to convey the idea that this was open to all comers. Because there was no danger of encountering alcohol on the premises, unlike at The Club, it was a place in particular for the many Arab expatriate civil servants to join. Initially the fees were very low and membership was offered free to many people, too.
Eventually there was a skating rink, bowling and many other amusements.
Frauke Heard-Bey is a historian and has lived in Abu Dhabi since 1968.
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Name: Back to Games and Boardgame Space
Started: Back to Games (2015); Boardgame Space (Mark Azzam became co-founder in 2017)
Founder: Back to Games (Mr Azzam); Boardgame Space (Mr Azzam and Feras Al Bastaki)
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Industry: Back to Games (retail); Boardgame Space (wholesale and distribution)
Funding: Back to Games: self-funded by Mr Azzam with Dh1.3 million; Mr Azzam invested Dh250,000 in Boardgame Space
Growth: Back to Games: from 300 products in 2015 to 7,000 in 2019; Boardgame Space: from 34 games in 2017 to 3,500 in 2019
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Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
What is favourite book?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times
What is your favourite Arabic film?
Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki
What is favourite English film?
Mamma Mia
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Who was Alfred Nobel?
The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
- In his will he dictated that the bulk of his estate should be used to fund "prizes to those who, during the preceding year, have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind".
- Nobel is best known as the inventor of dynamite, but also wrote poetry and drama and could speak Russian, French, English and German by the age of 17. The five original prize categories reflect the interests closest to his heart.
- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
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Day 3, Dubai Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Lahiru Gamage, the Sri Lanka pace bowler, has had to play a lot of cricket to earn a shot at the top level. The 29-year-old debutant first played a first-class game 11 years ago. His first Test wicket was one to savour, bowling Pakistan opener Shan Masood through the gate. It set the rot in motion for Pakistan’s batting.
Stat of the day – 73 Haris Sohail took 73 balls to hit a boundary. Which is a peculiar quirk, given the aggressive intent he showed from the off. Pakistan’s batsmen were implored to attack Rangana Herath after their implosion against his left-arm spin in Abu Dhabi. Haris did his best to oblige, smacking the second ball he faced for a huge straight six.
The verdict One year ago, when Pakistan played their first day-night Test at this ground, they held a 222-run lead over West Indies on first innings. The away side still pushed their hosts relatively close on the final night. With the opposite almost exactly the case this time around, Pakistan still have to hope they can salvage a win from somewhere.
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Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Real Madrid