Ian Holloway says his Crystal Palace side ‘have not been playing badly’ yet they have won only once in seven Premier League games. Paul Gilham / Getty Images
Ian Holloway says his Crystal Palace side ‘have not been playing badly’ yet they have won only once in seven Premier League games. Paul Gilham / Getty Images

The problems at Palace are crystal clear



Having alienated the dressing room and lost rather too many games, they may not miss Paolo Di Canio much at Sunderland, but there is at least one club who can be grateful for the Italian’s endeavours this season.

But for Di Canio, and a hapless performance from his team at Selhurst Park on August 31, Crystal Palace could be pointless.

Instead, they at least have a victory to show for their efforts.

But that is all: with six defeats in seven games, with only one goal in the last four, it is easy to see why Monday’s London derby against Fulham is being billed as a must-win match, though Ian Holloway somewhat disagreed.

“It is a must-not-lose game,” the Palace manager said.

But if his side do not prevail, after all, where will three points come from? After Fulham, the next visitors to Selhurst Park are Arsenal and Everton.

Holloway, who already appeared to have concluded that the world was conspiring against him in the opening-weekend loss to Tottenham Hotspur, has scarcely seemed more upbeat since.

“We have to keep our pride and passion,” he said.

It was a strangely defeatist comment, as though losing respectably is enough. Nevertheless, it was understandable. The majority of Palace’s games have been away from home, and as if that were not tough enough, they have already played three of the probable final top six. Still, it has the makings of a long, hard season.

In some respects, it is shaping up to be the opposite of Holloway’s previous taste of the top flight.

While Blackpool were eventually relegated in 2010/11, the feel-good factor survived until the final weeks.

As they claimed several notable victims, there was something brilliantly illogical about their progress: they attacked the elite and troubled.

Cut-price recruits who were cast-offs, borrowed or unearthed at lower-division clubs had a habit of coming in and making an immediate impact. Everything that should not have worked actually did.

Remembering Blackpool’s spirited and strangely successful approach, Holloway decided to be more positive when Palace went to Anfield 16 days ago.

Liverpool, after all, had lost home and away to his Blackpool side, so he played winger Jason Puncheon in the centre of midfield, overloaded his team with forward-thinking players and went 3-0 down before half time. This was reality biting.

If it required a leap of faith to believe that strikers Marouane Chamakh (scorer of five goals in his previous 55 club games) and Cameron Jerome (five in a mere 52) would deliver victory at Anfield, it is the product of Palace’s problems recruiting.

It scarcely helps that last season’s 30-goal top scorer Glenn Murray will not feature until December because of a knee injury, or that their greatest talent, Wilfried Zaha, joined Manchester United.

The promotion-winning team was weakened before a ball was kicked.

Holloway cut a frustrated figure before the season began as his premier targets eluded them. Instead of quality, he brought in quantity.

Palace made 16 summer signings. So many, in fact, that there was not room in their 25-man squad for two of them.

If the thinking seems confused, the squad appears populated by good Championship players, rather than their Premier League counterparts. Few of the newcomers, unlike their Blackpool counterparts, have made an immediate impact.

Their valiant captain, Mile Jedinak, has acquitted himself well in midfield and he is one of the old guard. Otherwise, selection has seemed a game of musical chairs.

Twenty-four players have already appeared in the league, with a further six more being unused substitutes. The search for a winning formula has been frantic and fruitless.

“We have not been playing badly,” Holloway said. Yet, apart from against Sunderland, they have rarely played well.

And so a club whose four previous Premier League campaigns all culminated in relegation find themselves hoping history will repeat itself on the day – as Martin Jol, like Di Canio, an under-pressure manager, arrives at Selhurst Park – but not over the season as whole.

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Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple. 
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.

Khouli conviction

Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.

For sale

A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.

- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico

- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000

- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950

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