On the first weekend that the Premier League programme was suspended, back in March, the vice-chair of West Ham United, Karren Brady, proposed "the only fair and reasonable thing to do is declare the whole season null and void".
She cited the public health risks around Covid-19, a disease about which even less was known then than it is now.
The response was shrill. West Ham were 16th in the table, above the relegation zone on goal difference. Self-interest was suspected, and the word ‘survival’ - standard football-speak for the opposite of relegation - was still being bandied about in a way that would soon seem inappropriate amid a deadly pandemic.
But Brady had one thing right: She predicted that only by clearing the summer months of international tournaments, as the game's major confederations soon did, would there be any prospect of club football completing its fixtures.
The Premier League 2019/20 is now two weeks into Project Restart, and provided it is not derailed, it will come to something resembling a normal, nail-biting conclusion - at least at the lower end of the table.
The champions may have been crowned spectacularly early; the last dropouts into the Championship look set to be scrapping it out until late July.
Three of the bottom four are in action on Wednesday. For Norwich City, Bournemouth and West Ham, Project Restart is very much Project Deja Vu so far. They all reached mid-March on a run of three defeats in their last four league games. They all reach July with no points from a possible six in June.
Norwich look all but relegated. A seven-point gap effectively separates them from safety, given a debilitating goal-difference deficit. “We need a miracle,” admits manager Daniel Farke. Mostly, they need goals. Norwich, at Arsenal, have just one from their last seven league matches.
The knot of clubs above Norwich could scarcely be tighter. West Ham players will arrive at the London Stadium for the visit of Chelsea 17th in the table. By the time they kick off, they may have dropped into the relegation zone, with Bournemouth, who host Newcastle United, an earlier match.
Bournemouth and West Ham are locked on 27 points, as are Aston Villa, who have played one game more and gouged two points from their four outings since the resumption.
In the dry landscape of the Premier League’s basement, that counts almost as a strong run. In 13 matches combined, the bottom five in the division have collected a mere three draws and no wins.
Watford, in 16th, sit a point clear of West Ham, Bournemouth and Villa. But they have lost their last two, and have senior players unavailable for breaching lockdown rules. Manager Nigel Pearson, who has guided Watford up from bottom of the table since he took over in December, could see his club back in the drop zone by the end of the night.
Pearson knows the territory. He oversaw Leicester’s so-called Great Escape from relegation in 2015, and that back-catalogue persuaded Watford to make him their third manager this season. David Moyes, another with experience of a relegation dogfight, is West Ham’s second.
Their combatants in the relegation joust are not such famed firefighters. Dean Smith is in his second season at Villa, but his first as a top-flight boss. Eddie Howe is in the seventh season of this, his second spell in charge of Bournemouth.
Since promotion from the Championship in 2015, Howe has overseen one real skirmish with relegation, but always felt confident his Bournemouth teams were potent enough to come through crises. “The biggest concern now is the goalscoring issue,” said Howe of the meagre tally of 29 goals this term. “It’s very unlike us.”
With leading scorer Callum Wilson suspended, and the best provider of assists, Ryan Fraser, no longer part of the first-team squad as he seeks a move, Bournemouth have high hurdles to overcome.
And that’s before Howe turns his mind to the fixture list. Next up after Newcastle: Manchester United away, then Tottenham Hotspur, Leicester and Manchester City.
Karren Brady, meanwhile, surveys the calendar she thought should be declared null and void back in March and can glimpse some light.
West Ham’s next six opponents, after Chelsea, include Norwich and Watford. That's two big chances to eke out the points that might ensure the final game need not be a winner-takes-all, high-stress play-off to stay in the Premier League: West Ham host Villa on the last day of this, the longest of seasons.
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7.40pm Laser Show
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6.30pm: Baniyas (PA) Group 2 Dh195,000 1,400m | Winner: ES Ajeeb, Sam Hitchcock (jockey), Ibrahim Aseel (trainer)
7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m | Winner: Al Shamkhah, Royston Ffrench, Sandeep Jadhav
7.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 1,200m | Winner: Lavaspin, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar
8.15pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,200m | Winner: Kawasir, Dane O’Neill, Musabah Al Muhairi
8.50pm: Rated Conditions (TB) Dh240,000 1,600m | Winner: Cosmo Charlie, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson
9.20pm: Handicap (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m | Winner: Bochart, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar
10pm: Handicap (TB) Dh175,000 2,000m | Winner: Quartier Francais, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe
Results:
5pm: Conditions (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: AF Tahoonah, Richard Mullen (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
5.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,400m | Winner: Ajwad, Gerald Avranche, Rashed Bouresly
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: RB Lam Tara, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: Duc De Faust, Szczepan Mazur, Younis Al Kalbani
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 2,200m | Winner: Shareef KB, Fabrice Veron, Ernst Oertel
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 1,500m | Winner: Bainoona, Pat Cosgrave, Eric Lemartinel
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Price, as tested: Dh255,150 (X2); Dh383,250 (X3)
Engine: 2.0-litre turbocharged inline four-cylinder (X2); 3.0-litre twin-turbo inline six-cylinder (X3)
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Torque: 280Nm @ 1,350rpm (X2); 500Nm @ 1,520rpm (X3)
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic (X2); Eight-speed automatic (X3)
Fuel consumption, combined: 5.7L / 100km (X2); 8.3L / 100km (X3)
Titanium Escrow profile
Started: December 2016
Founder: Ibrahim Kamalmaz
Based: UAE
Sector: Finance / legal
Size: 3 employees, pre-revenue
Stage: Early stage
Investors: Founder's friends and Family
FIXTURES
Monday, January 28
Iran v Japan, Hazza bin Zayed Stadium (6pm)
Tuesday, January 29
UAEv Qatar, Mohamed Bin Zayed Stadium (6pm)
Friday, February 1
Final, Zayed Sports City Stadium (6pm)
Padmaavat
Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali
Starring: Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Shahid Kapoor, Jim Sarbh
3.5/5
MATCH INFO
Manchester City 6 Huddersfield Town 1
Man City: Agüero (25', 35', 75'), Jesus (31'), Silva (48'), Kongolo (84' og)
Huddersfield: Stankovic (43')
Specs
Engine: 51.5kW electric motor
Range: 400km
Power: 134bhp
Torque: 175Nm
Price: From Dh98,800
Available: Now
Volvo ES90 Specs
Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA
MATCH INFO
What: 2006 World Cup quarter-final
When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)
UAE squad
Ali Kashief, Salem Rashid, Khalifa Al Hammadi, Khalfan Mubarak, Ali Mabkhout, Omar Abdelrahman, Mohammed Al Attas (Al Jazira), Mohmmed Al Shamsi, Hamdan Al Kamali, Mohammad Barghash, Khalil Al Hammadi (Al Wahda), Khalid Eisa, Mohammed Shakir, Ahmed Barman, Bandar Al Ahbabi (Al Ain), Adel Al Hosani, Al Hassan Saleh, Majid Suroor (Sharjah), Waleed Abbas, Ismail Al Hammadi, Ahmed Khalil (Shabab Al Ahli Dubai) Habib Fardan, Tariq Ahmed, Mohammed Al Akbari (Al Nasr), Ali Saleh, Ali Salmeen (Al Wasl), Hassan Al Mahrami (Baniyas)
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
The Vile
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Director: Majid Al Ansari
Rating: 4/5
The specs
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Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 405Nm at 1,750-3,500rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
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Sri Lanka's T20I squad
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The Transfiguration
Director: Michael O’Shea
Starring: Eric Ruffin, Chloe Levine
Three stars
