It is 697 minutes and counting. Chelsea have seven consecutive clean sheets under Thomas Tuchel. The last time they conceded, to Southampton’s Takumi Minamino, was also the only occasion an opponent scored against them in the German’s reign of frugality.
Factor in a comical own goal by Antonio Rudiger, rendered still more of an aberration by the rest of Chelsea’s defending, and they have only been breached twice in 14 games.
Tuchel has become the first manager ever in the Premier League to begin with six successive shutouts at home. Since his appointment, Chelsea have conceded two top-flight goals, everyone else at least seven; Jose Mourinho remains Stamford Bridge’s definitive defensive strategist but his Tottenham have given up 13 goals.
It can feel as if Tuchel exists as an indictment of Frank Lampard and his sacked predecessor’s side let in 77 goals in 57 league games; last season’s tally of 54 was thus both a 23-year high and a historic low.
If there were times when Lampard seemed to be casting around in search of a solution, first demoting Rudiger to fifth-choice centre-back and yet ending his reign with the German in his league line-up, the solidity under Tuchel has generated the right sort of dilemma: now he has too many compelling choices.
His defensive record is all the more admirable as Thiago Silva, Chelsea’s best centre-back, has only featured for 216 minutes of his tenure. The Brazilian’s only contribution to the last 11 games have been his entertainingly animated celebrations in the stands against Atletico Madrid. First Rudiger and Cesar Azpilicueta were revitalised: the captain, often dropped for Reece James by Lampard, has been revived by the return to an Antonio Conte-esque back three. Others have slotted seamlessly into the system.
Silva’s deputy Andreas Christensen was shortlisted for the Premier League’s player of the month award for March and, to indicate what a shift in his fortunes that is, it is worth noting that he did not begin a top-flight game at all in January or November, while Chelsea conceded three goals in his solitary October outing.
The Dane played in September’s calamitous first half-hour against West Bromwich Albion, when Chelsea went 3-0 down; Marcos Alonso, who was substituted at half-time, tried to watch the rest of the game on the bus and was not selected by Lampard in his final four months, has since been rejuvenated as a wing-back.
Saturday’s reunion with a now goal-shy West Brom promises another clean sheet but Tuchel’s side have scarcely had their path eased by the fixture list. Those seven consecutive clean sheets include two against Atletico and others against Manchester United, Liverpool, Everton and Leeds.
The highest expected goals against Chelsea in that time, and in Tuchel’s time, nevertheless came against Sheffield United in the FA Cup. Edouard Mendy has made some fine saves but there have only been 32 shots on target against Tuchel’s Chelsea.
The fact that Chelsea have only scored 17 goals in those 14 matches, while incorporating an extra centre-back, has led to accusations they are a safety-first side. Their captain defended his manager. “Well, being defensive? There are lots of opinions on that,” Azpilicueta told the club’s matchday programme. “Some might think that being defensive is just to have the team as deep as you can and put a lot of bodies in the way. But our way of defending has been completely different. We’ve been trying to be in the other half of the pitch. The further the opponents are from our box, the less dangerous they are – that’s obvious.”
If that underlined the importance of the midfield, Tuchel’s fondness for a “double six,” two defensive players to protect the centre-backs from counter-attacks and allow the wing-backs to roam ahead of them. That N’Golo Kante recovered the ball 13 times against Atletico, the most by any Chelsea player for three years, amounted to high-class shielding. That Mason Mount has been used further upfield shows Tuchel wants a duo who are behind the ball.
His system was planned on a plane before he arrived in England but he claimed three weeks ago: “It is not about parking the bus.” Perhaps, then, it is more about the coach than the bus.
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Is it worth it? We put cheesecake frap to the test.
The verdict from the nutritionists is damning. But does a cheesecake frappuccino taste good enough to merit the indulgence?
My advice is to only go there if you have unusually sweet tooth. I like my puddings, but this was a bit much even for me. The first hit is a winner, but it's downhill, slowly, from there. Each sip is a little less satisfying than the last, and maybe it was just all that sugar, but it isn't long before the rush is replaced by a creeping remorse. And half of the thing is still left.
The caramel version is far superior to the blueberry, too. If someone put a full caramel cheesecake through a liquidiser and scooped out the contents, it would probably taste something like this. Blueberry, on the other hand, has more of an artificial taste. It's like someone has tried to invent this drink in a lab, and while early results were promising, they're still in the testing phase. It isn't terrible, but something isn't quite right either.
So if you want an experience, go for a small, and opt for the caramel. But if you want a cheesecake, it's probably more satisfying, and not quite as unhealthy, to just order the real thing.
The specs
Engine: Dual 180kW and 300kW front and rear motors
Power: 480kW
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh359,900 ($98,000)
On sale: Now
GIANT REVIEW
Starring: Amir El-Masry, Pierce Brosnan
Director: Athale
Rating: 4/5
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The line up
Friday: Giggs, Sho Madjozi and Masego
Saturday: Nas, Lion Bbae, Roxanne Shante and DaniLeigh
Sole DXB runs from December 6 to 8 at Dubai Design District. Weekend pass is Dh295 while a one day pass is Dh195. Tickets are available from www.soledxb.com
Company profile
Name: Fruitful Day
Founders: Marie-Christine Luijckx, Lyla Dalal AlRawi, Lindsey Fournie
Based: Dubai, UAE
Founded: 2015
Number of employees: 30
Sector: F&B
Funding so far: Dh3 million
Future funding plans: None at present
Future markets: Saudi Arabia, potentially Kuwait and other GCC countries
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
The Bio
Hometown: Bogota, Colombia
Favourite place to relax in UAE: the desert around Al Mleiha in Sharjah or the eastern mangroves in Abu Dhabi
The one book everyone should read: 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It will make your mind fly
Favourite documentary: Chasing Coral by Jeff Orlowski. It's a good reality check about one of the most valued ecosystems for humanity
Company Fact Box
Company name/date started: Abwaab Technologies / September 2019
Founders: Hamdi Tabbaa, co-founder and CEO. Hussein Alsarabi, co-founder and CTO
Based: Amman, Jordan
Sector: Education Technology
Size (employees/revenue): Total team size: 65. Full-time employees: 25. Revenue undisclosed
Stage: early-stage startup
Investors: Adam Tech Ventures, Endure Capital, Equitrust, the World Bank-backed Innovative Startups SMEs Fund, a London investment fund, a number of former and current executives from Uber and Netflix, among others.
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Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
UAE rugby in numbers
5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons
700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams
Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams
Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season
Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season
Other workplace saving schemes
- The UAE government announced a retirement savings plan for private and free zone sector employees in 2023.
- Dubai’s savings retirement scheme for foreign employees working in the emirate’s government and public sector came into effect in 2022.
- National Bonds unveiled a Golden Pension Scheme in 2022 to help private-sector foreign employees with their financial planning.
- In April 2021, Hayah Insurance unveiled a workplace savings plan to help UAE employees save for their retirement.
- Lunate, an Abu Dhabi-based investment manager, has launched a fund that will allow UAE private companies to offer employees investment returns on end-of-service benefits.
Tax authority targets shisha levy evasion
The Federal Tax Authority will track shisha imports with electronic markers to protect customers and ensure levies have been paid.
Khalid Ali Al Bustani, director of the tax authority, on Sunday said the move is to "prevent tax evasion and support the authority’s tax collection efforts".
The scheme’s first phase, which came into effect on 1st January, 2019, covers all types of imported and domestically produced and distributed cigarettes. As of May 1, importing any type of cigarettes without the digital marks will be prohibited.
He said the latest phase will see imported and locally produced shisha tobacco tracked by the final quarter of this year.
"The FTA also maintains ongoing communication with concerned companies, to help them adapt their systems to meet our requirements and coordinate between all parties involved," he said.
As with cigarettes, shisha was hit with a 100 per cent tax in October 2017, though manufacturers and cafes absorbed some of the costs to prevent prices doubling.
Who has lived at The Bishops Avenue?
- George Sainsbury of the supermarket dynasty, sugar magnate William Park Lyle and actress Dame Gracie Fields were residents in the 1930s when the street was only known as ‘Millionaires’ Row’.
- Then came the international super rich, including the last king of Greece, Constantine II, the Sultan of Brunei and Indian steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal who was at one point ranked the third richest person in the world.
- Turkish tycoon Halis Torprak sold his mansion for £50m in 2008 after spending just two days there. The House of Saud sold 10 properties on the road in 2013 for almost £80m.
- Other residents have included Iraqi businessman Nemir Kirdar, singer Ariana Grande, holiday camp impresario Sir Billy Butlin, businessman Asil Nadir, Paul McCartney’s former wife Heather Mills.
Hunting park to luxury living
- Land was originally the Bishop of London's hunting park, hence the name
- The road was laid out in the mid 19th Century, meandering through woodland and farmland
- Its earliest houses at the turn of the 20th Century were substantial detached properties with extensive grounds
'Munich: The Edge of War'
Director: Christian Schwochow
Starring: George MacKay, Jannis Niewohner, Jeremy Irons
Rating: 3/5
Dust and sand storms compared
Sand storm
- Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
- Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
- Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
- Travel distance: Limited
- Source: Open desert areas with strong winds
Dust storm
- Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
- Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
- Duration: Can linger for days
- Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
- Source: Can be carried from distant regions
Results
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (Turf) 1,200m, Winner: ES Rubban, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Ibrahim Aseel (trainer)
5.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 (T) 1,200m, Winner: Al Mobher, Sczcepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 2,200m, Winner: Jabalini, Tadhg O’Shea, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 (T) 2,200m, Winner: AF Abahe, Tadgh O’Shea, Ernst Oertel
7pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 (T) 1,600m, Winner: AF Makerah, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel
7.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m, Winner: Law Of Peace, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
Director: Scott Cooper
Starring: Jeremy Allen White, Odessa Young, Jeremy Strong
Rating: 4/5
The specs: 2018 BMW X2 and X3
Price, as tested: Dh255,150 (X2); Dh383,250 (X3)
Engine: 2.0-litre turbocharged inline four-cylinder (X2); 3.0-litre twin-turbo inline six-cylinder (X3)
Power 192hp @ 5,000rpm (X2); 355hp @ 5,500rpm (X3)
Torque: 280Nm @ 1,350rpm (X2); 500Nm @ 1,520rpm (X3)
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic (X2); Eight-speed automatic (X3)
Fuel consumption, combined: 5.7L / 100km (X2); 8.3L / 100km (X3)
