Frank Lampard knows the end game. He has seen it from close range. He was part of the dressing room that was blamed for the departures of some of the nine managers Chelsea sacked during his playing days at Stamford Bridge.
They included their most successful manager ever, in Jose Mourinho, a Champions League winner a few months earlier, in Roberto Di Matteo, and the Double winner Carlo Ancelotti. He was appointed by the man, Roman Abramovich, who dismissed them, and a host of other coaches who have a superior CV to him. He is aware that while his return was cloaked in sentimentality, Abramovich can be famously unsentimental.
A manager who was irritated when Jurgen Klopp labelled Chelsea favourites to win the Premier League now tops a different table. Lampard leads the sack race. That it is only a month ago that Klopp made what looks a particularly poor prediction illustrates how swift Chelsea’s decline is. That it followed a 17-game unbeaten run indicates how recently Lampard seemed to be prospering.
Yet while there is merit to his argument not to get too carried away by the highs and lows of results, there is a counter-argument: this is Chelsea. One poor run can bring the end, even for managers who – unlike Lampard – have a track record of success at elite level. Luiz Felipe Scolari, Andre Villas-Boas and Di Matteo were all condemned by a first troubled spell. Even those who limp on recognise their time is limited: Claudio Ranieri branded himself a “dead man walking.”
There are other worrying precedents. Chelsea managers have a decidedly mixed record with marquee signings. Abramovich’s largesse can create complications. Andriy Shevchenko made Mourinho’s first side worse and the Portuguese’s inability to get the best from Abramovich’s friend marked the beginning of the end. Fernando Torres, the £50 million ($68.3m) gift Ancelotti never really seemed to want, only scored one goal for the Italian.
Now Kai Havertz, struggling with the after effects of Covid-19, is on the bench and Timo Werner’s goal drought has spanned 12 games. Lampard’s use of each can be queried: Havertz is the No 10 who has been parachuted into a team who do not use a No 10. Werner has often been deployed on the left and, if many of his goals for RB Leipzig came from the inside-left channel, it was with very different tactics.
If expenditure raises expectations and Chelsea’s acquisition of perhaps the two most coveted talents sold this summer suggested they could capitalise on others’ financial problems to leapfrog back to the summit, they have actually regressed. Their return of 26 points from 17 matches only puts them on course to get 58 points and would probably look worse if the Manchester clubs, Aston Villa and Tottenham had played their games in hand.
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Lampard can say his side are a work in progress and, in mitigation, he has only been able to start Hakim Ziyech and Christian Pulisic together once, but the numbers suggest they are regressing.
It is another indictment that Chelsea have a solitary win against current top-half sides: West Ham, in 10th. In a year where it appears almost anyone can beat anyone, Chelsea can't beat the better sides. The manner of defeats is doubly damning: Manchester City were sumptuous on Sunday but Chelsea's first-half displays against them and Arsenal were hapless.
The loss of a second-half lead to a goal-shy Wolves side was, Lampard thought, a failure of mentality, but that reflects on him. The annual defeat at Goodison Park felt familiar in its mediocrity.
What followed, however, had other parallels with the past. As Lampard can testify, there are often symbolic defeats in Chelsea managers’ reigns, points of no return. Sometimes managers limp on, as Antonio Conte did after a 6-0 thrashing by City and Maurizio Sarri, who escaped without technically being sacked, after a 4-0 walloping by Bournemouth, but their fate is sealed.
Perhaps only Abramovich knows if Lampard is in the same position, if he has gone from favourite son to sacrificial lamb. Lampard is realistic enough to know that legendary status serves as no protection. A man appointed in part because he knows the club is all too aware of how precarious the manager’s position tends to be.
MOUNTAINHEAD REVIEW
Starring: Ramy Youssef, Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman
Director: Jesse Armstrong
Rating: 3.5/5
The five pillars of Islam
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Mr Kandhari is legally authorised to conduct marriages in the gurdwara
He has officiated weddings of Sikhs and people of different faiths from Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Russia, the US and Canada
Father of two sons, grandfather of six
Plays golf once a week
Enjoys trying new holiday destinations with his wife and family
Walks for an hour every morning
Completed a Bachelor of Commerce degree in Loyola College, Chennai, India
2019 is a milestone because he completes 50 years in business
In Praise of Zayed
A thousand grains of Sand whirl in the sky
To mark the journey of one passer-by
If then a Cavalcade disturbs the scene,
Shall such grains sing before they start to fly?
What man of Honour, and to Honour bred
Will fear to go wherever Truth has led?
For though a Thousand urge him to retreat
He'll laugh, until such counsellors have fled.
Stands always One, defiant and alone
Against the Many, when all Hope has flown.
Then comes the Test; and only then the time
Of reckoning what each can call his own.
History will not forget: that one small Seed
Sufficed to tip the Scales in time of need.
More than a debt, the Emirates owe to Zayed
Their very Souls, from outside influence freed.
No praise from Roderic can increase his Fame.
Steadfastness was the Essence of his name.
The changing years grow Gardens in the Sand
And build new Roads to Sand which stays the same.
But Hearts are not rebuilt, nor Seed resown.
What was, remains, essentially Alone.
Until the Golden Messenger, all-wise,
Calls out: "Come now, my Friend!" - and All is known
- Roderic Fenwick Owen
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UAE v IRELAND
All matches start at 10am, and will be played in Abu Dhabi
1st ODI, Friday, January 8
2nd ODI, Sunday, January 10
3rd ODI, Tuesday, January 12
4th ODI, Thursday, January 14
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From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
Will the pound fall to parity with the dollar?
The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.
Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.
New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.
“The pound is at a much lower level now but I still think a no-deal exit would lead to significant volatility and we could be testing parity on a really bad outcome,” said Mr Harrison, who manages more than $10 billion in assets at BlackRock. “We will see this game of chicken continue through August and that’s likely negative for sterling,” he said about the deadlocked Brexit talks.
The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.
The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.
Bloomberg
Credits
Produced by: Colour Yellow Productions and Eros Now
Director: Mudassar Aziz
Cast: Sonakshi Sinha, Jimmy Sheirgill, Jassi Gill, Piyush Mishra, Diana Penty, Aparshakti Khurrana
Star rating: 2.5/5
The studios taking part (so far)
- Punch
- Vogue Fitness
- Sweat
- Bodytree Studio
- The Hot House
- The Room
- Inspire Sports (Ladies Only)
- Cryo
The bio
Date of Birth: April 25, 1993
Place of Birth: Dubai, UAE
Marital Status: Single
School: Al Sufouh in Jumeirah, Dubai
University: Emirates Airline National Cadet Programme and Hamdan University
Job Title: Pilot, First Officer
Number of hours flying in a Boeing 777: 1,200
Number of flights: Approximately 300
Hobbies: Exercising
Nicest destination: Milan, New Zealand, Seattle for shopping
Least nice destination: Kabul, but someone has to do it. It’s not scary but at least you can tick the box that you’ve been
Favourite place to visit: Dubai, there’s no place like home
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Publisher: EA Sports
Consoles: PC, PlayStation 4/5, Xbox Series X/S
Rating: 3/5
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Ipaf in numbers
Established: 2008
Prize money: $50,000 (Dh183,650) for winners and $10,000 for those on the shortlist.
Winning novels: 13
Shortlisted novels: 66
Longlisted novels: 111
Total number of novels submitted: 1,780
Novels translated internationally: 66