Son Heung-min and Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur react after going 4-0 down to Newcastle United. The final score - 6-1 - will hardly have improved their mood. Getty Images
Son Heung-min and Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur react after going 4-0 down to Newcastle United. The final score - 6-1 - will hardly have improved their mood. Getty Images
Son Heung-min and Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur react after going 4-0 down to Newcastle United. The final score - 6-1 - will hardly have improved their mood. Getty Images
Son Heung-min and Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur react after going 4-0 down to Newcastle United. The final score - 6-1 - will hardly have improved their mood. Getty Images

Rot has truly set in at Tottenham. Even Europa League qualification seems ambitious


Steve Luckings
  • English
  • Arabic

In football they say the table never lies. But in the case of the Premier League, that's simply not true.

Despite a roasting on Sunday that wouldn't have looked out of place on Comedy Central, Tottenham Hotspur are somehow still fifth in the table.

True, they are six points behind fourth-placed Manchester United occupying the last of the Champions League qualifying spots having played two games more. But then, it feels like Tottenham have played two games more than every team all season.

Spurs will barely have time to lick their wounds from the 6-1 shellacking at Newcastle United when they next travel to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. Their deluded ambitions of being top-four contenders was ruthlessly exposed on Sunday by a club who genuinely are and could be ripped to shreds by another on Thursday.

Newcastle were 3-0 up in nine minutes and 5-0 up on 21. Spurs midfielder Pape Sarr was hooked after 23 minutes while his captain Hugo Lloris suffered the same humiliation at half time. His 11 years at the club are now surely at an end. Harry Kane scored a fine individual goal but could barely muster a smile while Newcastle substitute Callum Wilson scored barely a minute after being on the pitch.

Pundits and Twitter had a field day. Sky Sports analyst and former Tottenham defender Danny Rose wondered how he was unemployed after assessing the first-half calamity while one witty Spurs fan enquired if Just Stop Oil activists were in the Newcastle area and if so could they pop along to St James' Park.

While now highly improbable, Spurs can still qualify for next season's Champions League via a top-four finish. But whereas Liverpool (seventh) and to a lesser extent Chelsea's (11th) positions in the league table feel false, so too does Tottenham's.

Cristian Stellini feels like a millstone left over from Antonio Conte's acrimonious departure and it may be better, with six games remaining, if Tottenham just decide on a clean break with a new man at the helm, possibly Ryan Mason or someone who can offer a fresh perspective.

One of the Conte's final parting shots was to question his players' professionalism, describing them as "selfish" for throwing away a two-goal lead against bottom club Southampton. As is Conte's way, he also took aim at the club's board, blaming them for Spurs' failure to win a trophy since 2008. But the team's failures are also Conte's, and, though unquestionably an excellent coach, the football played during his final days was as turgid as anything on display on Sunday.

Perhaps more worrying is that the Spurs ship now has too many leaks to stop it sinking completely. At the time of Conte's departure, Tottenham were fourth in the league, two points ahead of Newcastle who had two games in hand. They now trail the Magpies, in third, by six points having played a game more.

Newcastle v Tottenham ratings

Julian Nagelsmann is said to be first-choice but any new coach will want cast-iron assurances from the Tottenham board that Kane will not be sold. Beyond him, only Son Heung-min, Pierre-Emile Hjojberg and, if he can replicate his form for Argentina in Spurs colours, Cristian Romero offer a silver lining that the North London club can genuinely move forward next season.

A succession of wing backs have been tried and failed miserably, with Pedro Porro in particular struggling since his January move. The Spaniard's impressive performances for Sporting against Spurs in the Champions League prompted the English club to sign him. But he's looked more pea-shooter than hired gun, while age looks to have caught up with Ivan Perisic. Ryan Sessegnon does just not look cut out for the Premier League.

Fans vented their frustration at Davinson Sanchez during the 3-2 defeat at Bournemouth, booing the Colombia defender as he was subbed on and off in the same game. Those scenes are no good to anyone, least of all the player, but the animosity towards one individual was a indicative of the toxicity permeating the club but has been brewing all season.

The £60 million to buy Richarlison from Everton last summer could have been better spent, and while plenty of heads could roll this summer, Spurs also have the added headache of unwanted loan players returning. Tanguy Ndombele has been a passenger as Napoli cruise to the Serie A title while Villarreal have given few indications they will make Giovani Lo Celso's move permanent. Bryan Gil's move has not worked out and a return to Spain would suit both parties.

Spurs have six games left to salvage a season that promised so much but has delivered so little. At this rate, even qualifying for the Europa League is by no means guaranteed.

The specs

Engine: 4.0-litre, twin-turbocharged V8

Transmission: nine-speed automatic

Power: 630bhp

Torque: 900Nm

Price: Dh810,000

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Global state-owned investor ranking by size

1.

United States

2.

China

3.

UAE

4.

Japan

5

Norway

6.

Canada

7.

Singapore

8.

Australia

9.

Saudi Arabia

10.

South Korea

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
FIXTURES

All games 6pm UAE on Sunday: 
Arsenal v Watford
Burnley v Brighton
Chelsea v Wolves
Crystal Palace v Tottenham
Everton v Bournemouth
Leicester v Man United
Man City v Norwich
Newcastle v Liverpool
Southampton v Sheffield United
West Ham v Aston Villa

THE SPECS

Engine: 1.5-litre, four-cylinder turbo

Transmission: seven-speed dual clutch automatic

Power: 169bhp

Torque: 250Nm

Price: Dh54,500

On sale: now

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Labour dispute

The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.


- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law 

Haemoglobin disorders explained

Thalassaemia is part of a family of genetic conditions affecting the blood known as haemoglobin disorders.

Haemoglobin is a substance in the red blood cells that carries oxygen and a lack of it triggers anemia, leaving patients very weak, short of breath and pale.

The most severe type of the condition is typically inherited when both parents are carriers. Those patients often require regular blood transfusions - about 450 of the UAE's 2,000 thalassaemia patients - though frequent transfusions can lead to too much iron in the body and heart and liver problems.

The condition mainly affects people of Mediterranean, South Asian, South-East Asian and Middle Eastern origin. Saudi Arabia recorded 45,892 cases of carriers between 2004 and 2014.

A World Health Organisation study estimated that globally there are at least 950,000 'new carrier couples' every year and annually there are 1.33 million at-risk pregnancies.

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Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
  • Priority access to new homes from participating developers
  • Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
  • Flexible payment plans from developers
  • Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
  • DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
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5.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh82,500 (Dirt) 1,600m, Winner: Panadol, Mickael Barzalona (jockey), Salem bin Ghadayer (trainer)

6.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh82,500 (Turf) 1,400m, Winner: Mayehaab, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass

6.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh85,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: Monoski, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer

7.15pm: Handicap (TB) Dh102,500 (T) 1,800m, Winner: Eastern World, Royston Ffrench, Charlie Appleby

7.50pm: Handicap (TB) Dh92,500 (D) 1,200m, Winner: Madkal, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass

8.25pm: Handicap (TB) Dh92,500 (T) 1,200m, Winner: Taneen, Dane O’Neill, Musabah Al Muhairi

Ahmed Raza

UAE cricket captain

Age: 31

Born: Sharjah

Role: Left-arm spinner

One-day internationals: 31 matches, 35 wickets, average 31.4, economy rate 3.95

T20 internationals: 41 matches, 29 wickets, average 30.3, economy rate 6.28

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The nine articles of the 50-Year Charter

1. Dubai silk road

2.  A geo-economic map for Dubai

3. First virtual commercial city

4. A central education file for every citizen

5. A doctor to every citizen

6. Free economic and creative zones in universities

7. Self-sufficiency in Dubai homes

8. Co-operative companies in various sectors

­9: Annual growth in philanthropy

The Cairo Statement

 1: Commit to countering all types of terrorism and extremism in all their manifestations

2: Denounce violence and the rhetoric of hatred

3: Adhere to the full compliance with the Riyadh accord of 2014 and the subsequent meeting and executive procedures approved in 2014 by the GCC  

4: Comply with all recommendations of the Summit between the US and Muslim countries held in May 2017 in Saudi Arabia.

5: Refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of countries and of supporting rogue entities.

6: Carry out the responsibility of all the countries with the international community to counter all manifestations of extremism and terrorism that threaten international peace and security

Ferrari 12Cilindri specs

Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12

Power: 819hp

Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm

Price: From Dh1,700,000

Available: Now

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The Africa Institute 101

Housed on the same site as the original Africa Hall, which first hosted an Arab-African Symposium in 1976, the newly renovated building will be home to a think tank and postgraduate studies hub (it will offer master’s and PhD programmes). The centre will focus on both the historical and contemporary links between Africa and the Gulf, and will serve as a meeting place for conferences, symposia, lectures, film screenings, plays, musical performances and more. In fact, today it is hosting a symposium – 5-plus-1: Rethinking Abstraction that will look at the six decades of Frank Bowling’s career, as well as those of his contemporaries that invested social, cultural and personal meaning into abstraction. 

Seemar’s top six for the Dubai World Cup Carnival:

1. Reynaldothewizard
2. North America
3. Raven’s Corner
4. Hawkesbury
5. New Maharajah
6. Secret Ambition

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Company Profile

Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million

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FIXTURES (all times UAE)

Sunday
Brescia v Lazio (3.30pm)
SPAL v Verona (6pm)
Genoa v Sassuolo (9pm)
AS Roma v Torino (11.45pm)

Monday
Bologna v Fiorentina (3.30pm)
AC Milan v Sampdoria (6pm)
Juventus v Cagliari (6pm)
Atalanta v Parma (6pm)
Lecce v Udinese (9pm)
Napoli v Inter Milan (11.45pm)

The specs
  • Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
  • Power: 640hp
  • Torque: 760nm
  • On sale: 2026
  • Price: Not announced yet
Sarfira

Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal 

Rating: 2/5

Updated: April 24, 2023, 8:11 AM`