For England, the frustration was apparent in the sight of Harry Kane, Mason Mount and Jack Grealish all primed to come on. An hour had gone and the Euro 2020 finalists had a solitary goal against the team ranked 156th in the world.
The substitutes duly secured the expected rout, even if took longer than expected to crush Andorra. Grealish found Mount, who was fouled in the box. Kane converted the resulting penalty for his 40th England goal, drawing him level with Michael Owen. Then Jesse Lingard doubled his tally before crossing for Bukayo Saka to mark his 20th birthday with a goal.
It amounted to a tale of two birthday boys. Patrick Bamford’s England debut came on the day he turned 28 but it was not quite the celebration he must have wanted. He was hauled off for Kane, having shown fine movement but skied his only chance against minnows and, with Marcus Rashford, Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Ollie Watkins all to return, he may wonder when such an opportunity will present itself again.
Bamford was chosen as Gareth Southgate rested his strongest side. Of the understudies, only Saka, Lingard and Jude Bellingham really enhanced their reputations. Southgate’s experiment of fielding Trent Alexander-Arnold in midfield was abandoned after 45 minutes but England got a fifth win out of five in qualifying.
For Andorra, it was a predictable damage-limitation exercise. They defended in numbers and with organisation, camping men around the box in a 5-4-1 formation. They are often obdurate opponents and resisted well until Southgate sent for the cavalry.
It was the first time since 1982 that England had made 11 changes, even if it suggested Southgate will make another 11 in Poland. Maybe that unfamiliarity was a reason for a slow start but it allowed Andorra to settle into their rearguard action.
Saka’s afternoon began and ended well. He was greeted with a huge cheer by the Wembley crowd. It amounted to sympathy for both the missed penalty against Italy and the racist abuse he subsequently received. A giant banner celebrated Saka, Jadon Sancho and Rashford, the others found wanting in the shootout but then subjected to some disgraceful treatment.
The Arsenal winger nearly scored early on, meeting Bellingham’s cutback with a low shot that Txus Rubio did wonderfully well to deflect wide. He almost set Bamford up for a goal, too, with a curling pass that the Leeds striker just could not reach. He eventually headed in a Lingard cross for his second international goal.
And Lingard was ubiquitous. He has only had four minutes’ Premier League football this season but he has long been a Southgate favourite. Despite his bit-part role at Old Trafford, he was sharp and lively: this was a continuation of his spring form for West Ham.
He hooked in a first international goal since 2018 after Saka’s cross was only half-cleared. Lingard had another goal disallowed for offside but did double his tally from the edge of the box, his shot earning Saka an assist, though Grealish, whose decoy run created Lingard space, also played a part.
The offside chance Kane volleyed wastefully against the post was not the only poor finish: while Conor Coady deserved credit for an overhead kick that cleared the bar, other efforts with too much elevation showed profligacy. Reece James struck the bar with a ferocious shot from long range, but only after he had moved into midfield.
He had began at right-back, but as one of three right-backs, with Kieran Trippier deployed on the left and Alexander-Arnold in a more advanced role. He struggled to exert an influence in an unfamiliar position, while Bellingham, whose lovely dragback led to Lingard’s opener, was brighter alongside him in midfield. But Saka’s goal, which stemmed from Alexander-Arnold’s speed of thought, was a reminder of one of his greatest moments in a Liverpool shirt. Andorra were caught out by a quickly-taken corner, just as Barcelona were when Divock Origi struck in 2019.
Saturday's results
West Ham 2-3 Tottenham
Arsenal 2-2 Southampton
Bournemouth 1-2 Wolves
Brighton 0-2 Leicester City
Crystal Palace 1-2 Liverpool
Everton 0-2 Norwich City
Watford 0-3 Burnley
Manchester City v Chelsea, 9.30pm
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Coffee: black death or elixir of life?
It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?
Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.
The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.
The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.
Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver.
The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.
But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.
Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.
It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.
So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.
Rory Reynolds
What the law says
Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.