NEEDLESS to say the hunt is already on for a scapegoat after a farcical one-lap Belgian Grand Prix.
Who is responsible for The Race That Never Was?
I don’t need a spoiler alert before I speculate that, in true F1 fashion, the official inquiry triggered on Wednesday will surely decide ‘no-one’.
And while teams, drivers, fans, and journalists look for answers, FIA President Jean Todt appears to be reaching for his broom.
Even though 70,000 drenched fans didn’t get a race worthy of the name and dozens of paying television broadcasters were left to blunder about in the dark as the cars circled gingerly but the official time screens said the event hadn’t started.
Teams were left puzzled and drivers forced to risk their lives on unnecessarily recce laps in atrocious conditions.
Todt joined the fray on Wednesday with a statement that satisfied few saying the day “presented extraordinary challenges”.
No it didn’t. Rain at an event at which is rains almost every year is not extraordinary. It’s normal.
More than 1,000 team personnel worked in Spa that day and I will guarantee you every one of them came prepared for rain by the bucket load.
Such was the scale of the downpour expected Lewis Hamilton and Toto Wolff were equipped with black, knee length, waterproof capes and hoods.
Todt’s statement was an unsatisfactory and transparent box-ticking exercise. Brave spectators. Tick. Very sorry. Tick. Could not run the race is safe conditions... recognised by stakeholders. Tick. Rules correctly applied. Thank and congratulate the FIA team, the ASN... tick, tick, tick.
Move along please. Nothing to see here.
Fans who stood on muddy banks in drenched cagoules for upwards of five hours deserved better but still danced, smiled and sang.
The day was a bitter pill for those who probably spent $500 on tickets, food and a tent.
It’s somewhat ironic the only thing driving at any speed that day was the rain.
Team concerns centred on prize money dished out on grid positions. For example, in one freak fudged ‘race’ Williams have earned so many points lower ranks rival Alfa Romeo cannot hope to recoup toe difference in the rest of the year.
Then there are the safety concerns. Spa is one of the most dangerous tracks in world motor racing.
Anthoine Hubert’s death two year ago hangs over F1 but in the last month a dozen drivers have been injured, including two hospitalised last Friday in the W Series. The circuit’s answer is an $80m safety programme already underway.
I’m old school and I’ve seen races in worse conditions. Malaysia, Canada, Japan and Australia to name but four in recent decades.
Like ex-racer Martin Brundle I believe the throttle pedal works both ways and drivers should be given the chance to race but not forced to do so. Max Verstappen was certainly pushing for it.
The most frustrating aspect of Spa 2021, though, was not ‘the race that never was’ but the chaotic shambles it became.
The biggest error, to my mind was forcing the grid out twice when half a dozen laps first time around would have sufficed.
That’s not hindsight talking, just common sense.
By consensus the final outing forced on the grid was another box ticking exercise so the fiasco could be officially classified ‘a race’ with all that implied financially.
The FIA, of course, deny such cynical actions, insisting their primary consideration is safety.
Much as F1 is a sport it is also a complex eco system of interlinking contractual obligations.
Television companies and sponsors pay promoters Liberty, Liberty pays the teams, the teams pay the drivers. No race means no money for Liberty but teams and drivers still earn their cut by dint of turning up. No race and the fans can demand their money back from the track owners who will seek recompense from the promoters, again Liberty Media.
Failure to stage a Grand Prix is a shame for fans but a seismic financial disaster for Liberty, especially in these cash-strapped, Covid-blighted, times.
One ‘racing’ lap changes all that.
So the focus inevitably falls on the actions of Race Director Michael Masi. He has proved eminently capable since taking over in the wake of his predecessor Charlie Whiting’s sudden death in 2019.
But in his learning years he has had a hand in some dubious driver penalty calls (stewards notwithstanding) that have only served to hamper the cause of open racing.
And with his airwaves crowded by 20 drivers squawking on team radio, 10 team bosses firing off similarly on radio, email or text, maybe besieged Masi was as submerged as the track.
So, rather than sweeping this one under the carpet maybe the FIA could help one of their own – for everyone’s sake.
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F1 The Movie
Starring: Brad Pitt, Damson Idris, Kerry Condon, Javier Bardem
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Rating: 4/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Lamsa
Founder: Badr Ward
Launched: 2014
Employees: 60
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: EdTech
Funding to date: $15 million
Her most famous song
Aghadan Alqak (Would I Ever Find You Again)?
Would I ever find you again
You, the heaven of my love, my yearning and madness;
You, the kiss to my soul, my cheer and
sadness?
Would your lights ever break the night of my eyes again?
Would I ever find you again?
This world is volume and you're the notion,
This world is night and you're the lifetime,
This world is eyes and you're the vision,
This world is sky and you're the moon time,
Have mercy on the heart that belongs to you.
Lyrics: Al Hadi Adam; Composer: Mohammed Abdel Wahab
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Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
What is the definition of an SME?
SMEs in the UAE are defined by the number of employees, annual turnover and sector. For example, a “small company” in the services industry has six to 50 employees with a turnover of more than Dh2 million up to Dh20m, while in the manufacturing industry the requirements are 10 to 100 employees with a turnover of more than Dh3m up to Dh50m, according to Dubai SME, an agency of the Department of Economic Development.
A “medium-sized company” can either have staff of 51 to 200 employees or 101 to 250 employees, and a turnover less than or equal to Dh200m or Dh250m, again depending on whether the business is in the trading, manufacturing or services sectors.
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The Buckingham Murders
Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu
Director: Hansal Mehta
Rating: 4 / 5
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What can victims do?
Always use only regulated platforms
Stop all transactions and communication on suspicion
Save all evidence (screenshots, chat logs, transaction IDs)
Report to local authorities
Warn others to prevent further harm
Courtesy: Crystal Intelligence
Tips to stay safe during hot weather
- Stay hydrated: Drink plenty of fluids, especially water. Avoid alcohol and caffeine, which can increase dehydration.
- Seek cool environments: Use air conditioning, fans, or visit community spaces with climate control.
- Limit outdoor activities: Avoid strenuous activity during peak heat. If outside, seek shade and wear a wide-brimmed hat.
- Dress appropriately: Wear lightweight, loose and light-coloured clothing to facilitate heat loss.
- Check on vulnerable people: Regularly check in on elderly neighbours, young children and those with health conditions.
- Home adaptations: Use blinds or curtains to block sunlight, avoid using ovens or stoves, and ventilate living spaces during cooler hours.
- Recognise heat illness: Learn the signs of heat exhaustion and heat stroke (dizziness, confusion, rapid pulse, nausea), and seek medical attention if symptoms occur.
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
Brief scores:
Barcelona 3
Pique 38', Messi 51 (pen), Suarez 82'
Rayo Vallecano 1
De Tomas Gomez 24'
Ferrari 12Cilindri specs
Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12
Power: 819hp
Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm
Price: From Dh1,700,000
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If you go
The flights Etihad (www.etihad.com) and Spice Jet (www.spicejet.com) fly direct from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Pune respectively from Dh1,000 return including taxes. Pune airport is 90 minutes away by road.
The hotels A stay at Atmantan Wellness Resort (www.atmantan.com) costs from Rs24,000 (Dh1,235) per night, including taxes, consultations, meals and a treatment package.
THE CLOWN OF GAZA
Director: Abdulrahman Sabbah
Starring: Alaa Meqdad
Rating: 4/5
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Conflict, drought, famine
Estimates of the number of deaths caused by the famine range from 400,000 to 1 million, according to a document prepared for the UK House of Lords in 2024.
It has been claimed that the policies of the Ethiopian government, which took control after deposing Emperor Haile Selassie in a military-led revolution in 1974, contributed to the scale of the famine.
Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
The West became aware of the catastrophe through a series of BBC News reports by journalist Michael Buerk in October 1984 describing a “biblical famine” and containing graphic images of thousands of people, including children, facing starvation.
Band Aid
Bob Geldof, singer with the Irish rock group The Boomtown Rats, formed Band Aid in response to the horrific images shown in the news broadcasts.
With Midge Ure of the band Ultravox, he wrote the hit charity single Do They Know it’s Christmas in December 1984, featuring a string of high-profile musicians.
Following the single’s success, the idea to stage a rock concert evolved.
Live Aid was a series of simultaneous concerts that took place at Wembley Stadium in London, John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, the US, and at various other venues across the world.
The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo
Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic
Power: 242bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Price: Dh136,814
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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RESULT
Norway 1 Spain 1
Norway: King (90 4')
Spain: Niguez (47')
UK-EU trade at a glance
EU fishing vessels guaranteed access to UK waters for 12 years
Co-operation on security initiatives and procurement of defence products
Youth experience scheme to work, study or volunteer in UK and EU countries
Smoother border management with use of e-gates
Cutting red tape on import and export of food
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
How tumultuous protests grew
- A fuel tax protest by French drivers appealed to wider anti-government sentiment
- Unlike previous French demonstrations there was no trade union or organised movement involved
- Demonstrators responded to online petitions and flooded squares to block traffic
- At its height there were almost 300,000 on the streets in support
- Named after the high visibility jackets that drivers must keep in cars
- Clashes soon turned violent as thousands fought with police at cordons
- An estimated two dozen people lost eyes and many others were admitted to hospital
Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
Cinco in numbers
Dh3.7 million
The estimated cost of Victoria Swarovski’s gem-encrusted Michael Cinco wedding gown
46
The number, in kilograms, that Swarovski’s wedding gown weighed.
1,000
The hours it took to create Cinco’s vermillion petal gown, as seen in his atelier [note, is the one he’s playing with in the corner of a room]
50
How many looks Cinco has created in a new collection to celebrate Ballet Philippines’ 50th birthday
3,000
The hours needed to create the butterfly gown worn by Aishwarya Rai to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.
1.1 million
The number of followers that Michael Cinco’s Instagram account has garnered.
Off-roading in the UAE: How to checklist
Profile Idealz
Company: Idealz
Founded: January 2018
Based: Dubai
Sector: E-commerce
Size: (employees): 22
Investors: Co-founders and Venture Partners (9 per cent)
Profile
Company: Justmop.com
Date started: December 2015
Founders: Kerem Kuyucu and Cagatay Ozcan
Sector: Technology and home services
Based: Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai
Size: 55 employees and 100,000 cleaning requests a month
Funding: The company’s investors include Collective Spark, Faith Capital Holding, Oak Capital, VentureFriends, and 500 Startups.
