One runner crossed the finish, staggered up to a reporter he had never met and said, “Oh goodness gracious. Give me a hug, man.”
One runner finished, plopped on a chair and threw off his shirt, shoes and socks as if they had been some kind of overbearing armour.
One runner was overheard saying, “I died out there, and my soul is going to be wandering around for ages.”
Foam gathered around lips. Eye-black streaked. Sides and shins wailed. At least one stomach forfeited its contents.
When 80 cross-country runners of four high schools and an informally tabulated 23 nationalities in two divisions had finished five kilometres last Saturday morning, they had endured not just the merciless terrain around the Hatta Fort Resort.
These junior varsity and varsity gamers had completed a weekend of two 5Ks on back-to-back days on wildly varying courses on opposite sides of the country.
They had run on Friday near the Gulf on the flat track at Yas Marina Circuit, around and around, and they had navigated Saturday near the Oman border through one of Mother Nature’s undulating passages, around twice, meaning the eyeballs got a dreadful second look at a final uphill tilt that might turn up in future nightmares.
“The terrain was a lot worse, and also we were really tired from yesterday,” said Robert Howle, an American School of Dubai student nearly 15 years old and clearly excellent in his Friday-Saturday times of 17mins 28secs and 19.15.22.
“Normally after a race you wouldn’t have a race for maybe a whole two weeks afterward.”
Mid-interview, he broke off to go and cheer home fellow runners, a practice chronic enough to become the soundtrack at this Middle East South Asia Conference meeting, and a practice for which some runners creatively brought bongo drums.
With teams from one school in Abu Dhabi, two in Dubai and one in Doha, the race wound past the brown hills and the resilient vegetation and the haughty peacocks and the occasional camel.
It had intended to wind through Cairo two weekends prior, but Egypt’s recent unrest caused rescheduling, relocating and regrets from fellow conference member Cairo American College, its students uncommonly scattered these days.
Still, the entries from American Community School (Abu Dhabi), Dubai American Academy, American School of Dubai and American School of Doha left plenty of exertion’s signals strewn around. No Saturday morning slouches, these.
A half-empty tube of Deep Heat rub lay amid the dozens of duffel bags left beneath a shading canopy.
The bonded Abu Dhabi runners posed for a photograph and crooned along with the Owl City song coming from an iPod: “I try to make myself believe ...” One talented South African runner, 18-year-old William Higgo of Dubai American Academy, got needed lifts on the benevolent shoulders of his 21-year-old brother, Alex.
“I could barely breathe,” said the engaging William, who finished first at Yas Island and second at Hatta Fort. “I was almost blacking out.”
Managing the two-pronged weekend had been part of the test, asking more eating-sleeping calculation than the usual Friday night and mandating some carbo-loading.
Natasha Topolski, a multi-task 16-year-old at the American Community School in Abu Dhabi, said she fell asleep at 8.30pm after some pasta. “I’m really behind in homework,” she said just after a friend handed her a camera as a reminder she also edits the yearbook.
Howle fell asleep at 9.30pm when normally he would see 11.30pm.
Daniel Oswald, a personality-rich 17-year-old from the American School of Dubai, managed to reach 10pm at a friend’s house after some macaroni and cheese he counted as pasta.
“I’m going to say yes because there’s noodles in it,” he said.
Higgo, whose time at Hatta Fort improved from 19.23 to 18.57 from his first try on a course the schools have used for five years, sat up with some friends until maybe 10 watching the American sitcom How I Met Your Mother. He woke on Saturday and primed himself for battle with “a slice of toast and a glass of water”.
“This is rugged terrain,” said Joe Byles, a coach at the American School of Dubai.
“It’s an intermediate to advanced course for cross-country runners.”
"Today has really tested the kids," said Jodi O'Reilly, the athletics director at Dubai American Academy. "They came back two days in a row, with a mentally tough course. The hill is really hard."
Repeatedly they spoke of the late-course hill as if having run up the back of Godzilla.
“Oh, that’s hard,” Howle said. “That hurts you the most mentally, because that’s where everyone wants to give up. That’s where you want to walk.”
So while Higgo spoke of the strategic challenges of the “riverbeds” and “tight corners that make you slow down and lose momentum,” he cited a strain on the brain related to the horror hill.
With the course looping around twice, he said, scaling the hill the first time left the brain immediately freighted with a sense of dread: Oh, wait, I'm going to have to do that again …
"Yes!" he said. "By the time I came off the first time, I couldn't even think about going back again."
Topolski, who spent the weekend attempting diverging strategies – hanging back on Friday, blasting out on Saturday and later deeming that a learning experience – used the it’s-almost-over tack: “You’re just keeping your motivation going by saying, ‘This is the last one I have to do, the last one’.”
Oswald referred to “the crazy uphill” and utilised some strategy from an unlikely source: the late, great American football running back Walter Payton.
Hailing from Chicago where Payton remains revered almost 12 years after his death at 45 from a rare liver disease, Oswald said: “I heard Walter Payton would have friends over and challenge them and see who could run up hills the fastest.”
In those unusual acts of questionable hospitality, Payton would stress using “quick steps on uphills and huge strides on downhills”, Oswald said. “It’s an advantage on the hills, because some people don’t know how to do it.”
Still, he reached the 400-metres-to-go mark feeling, well … “Yesterday [at Yas] I came in and it was like, Whatever,” he said. “Today I get in and I was, like, dead. I couldn’t breathe. I already couldn’t breathe there and then” – at 400 metres – “my coach is just standing there and just saying, ‘Sprint!’”
And still, the runners relished both the progression through the two courses and what it asked of them tactically. “It’s different everywhere, so you don’t get bored,” Howle said of Hatta Fort.
Higgo liked the way it tested his thinking, evident in his improvement from his too-brisk start on his first try.
“Oh, this is a true cross-country,” O’Reilly said. “It really is. It has it all.”
“The kind of nice thing about this one,” Byles said, “is there’s peacocks and camels and birds.”
Indeed, about the only being who seemed to find a lounging Saturday morning would be the camel back at the corner near the starting line, and whom an adult could ride for Dh20 (Dh10 for a child).
That majestic being spent the morning all dressed up but reposing beneath a tree, while young human athletes hammered at their own outer margins and often found exhilaration.
After hobbling graciously over to a chair for questioning indoors at the awards banquet, Higgo said: "The feeling 10 minutes after a race is incredible. You feel on top of the world" – and maybe you are, once you surmount that wretched hill.
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
UNSC Elections 2022-23
Seats open:
- Two for Africa Group
- One for Asia-Pacific Group (traditionally Arab state or Tunisia)
- One for Latin America and Caribbean Group
- One for Eastern Europe Group
Countries so far running:
Sarfira
Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal
Rating: 2/5
COMPANY PROFILE
● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
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Barcelona 5 (Lenglet 2', Vidal 29', Messi 34', 75', Suarez 77')
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A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Teaching your child to save
Pre-school (three - five years)
You can’t yet talk about investing or borrowing, but introduce a “classic” money bank and start putting gifts and allowances away. When the child wants a specific toy, have them save for it and help them track their progress.
Early childhood (six - eight years)
Replace the money bank with three jars labelled ‘saving’, ‘spending’ and ‘sharing’. Have the child divide their allowance into the three jars each week and explain their choices in splitting their pocket money. A guide could be 25 per cent saving, 50 per cent spending, 25 per cent for charity and gift-giving.
Middle childhood (nine - 11 years)
Open a bank savings account and help your child establish a budget and set a savings goal. Introduce the notion of ‘paying yourself first’ by putting away savings as soon as your allowance is paid.
Young teens (12 - 14 years)
Change your child’s allowance from weekly to monthly and help them pinpoint long-range goals such as a trip, so they can start longer-term saving and find new ways to increase their saving.
Teenage (15 - 18 years)
Discuss mutual expectations about university costs and identify what they can help fund and set goals. Don’t pay for everything, so they can experience the pride of contributing.
Young adulthood (19 - 22 years)
Discuss post-graduation plans and future life goals, quantify expenses such as first apartment, work wardrobe, holidays and help them continue to save towards these goals.
* JP Morgan Private Bank
The Africa Institute 101
Housed on the same site as the original Africa Hall, which first hosted an Arab-African Symposium in 1976, the newly renovated building will be home to a think tank and postgraduate studies hub (it will offer master’s and PhD programmes). The centre will focus on both the historical and contemporary links between Africa and the Gulf, and will serve as a meeting place for conferences, symposia, lectures, film screenings, plays, musical performances and more. In fact, today it is hosting a symposium – 5-plus-1: Rethinking Abstraction that will look at the six decades of Frank Bowling’s career, as well as those of his contemporaries that invested social, cultural and personal meaning into abstraction.
Profile of Bitex UAE
Date of launch: November 2018
Founder: Monark Modi
Based: Business Bay, Dubai
Sector: Financial services
Size: Eight employees
Investors: Self-funded to date with $1m of personal savings
Porsche Taycan Turbo specs
Engine: Two permanent-magnet synchronous AC motors
Transmission: two-speed
Power: 671hp
Torque: 1050Nm
Range: 450km
Price: Dh601,800
On sale: now
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Guns N’ Roses’s last gig before Abu Dhabi was in Hong Kong on November 21. We were there – and here’s what they played, and in what order. You were warned.
- It’s So Easy
- Mr Brownstone
- Chinese Democracy
- Welcome to the Jungle
- Double Talkin’ Jive
- Better
- Estranged
- Live and Let Die (Wings cover)
- Slither (Velvet Revolver cover)
- Rocket Queen
- You Could Be Mine
- Shadow of Your Love
- Attitude (Misfits cover)
- Civil War
- Coma
- Love Theme from The Godfather (movie cover)
- Sweet Child O’ Mine
- Wichita Lineman (Jimmy Webb cover)
- Wish You Were Here (instrumental Pink Floyd cover)
- November Rain
- Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden cover)
- Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan cover)
- Nightrain
Encore:
- Patience
- Don’t Cry
- The Seeker (The Who cover)
- Paradise City
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
If you go
The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Funchal via Lisbon, with a connecting flight with Air Portugal. Economy class returns cost from Dh3,845 return including taxes.
The trip
The WalkMe app can be downloaded from the usual sources. If you don’t fancy doing the trip yourself, then Explore offers an eight-day levada trails tour from Dh3,050, not including flights.
The hotel
There isn’t another hotel anywhere in Madeira that matches the history and luxury of the Belmond Reid's Palace in Funchal. Doubles from Dh1,400 per night including taxes.
Racecard
6pm: The Pointe - Conditions (TB) Dh82,500 (Turf) 1,400m
6.35pm: Palm West Beach - Maiden (TB) Dh82,500 (T) 1,800m
7.10pm: The View at the Palm - Handicap (TB) Dh85,000 (Dirt) 1,400m
7.45pm: Nakeel Graduate Stakes - Conditions (TB) Dh100,000 (T) 1,600m
8.20pm: Club Vista Mare - Handicap (TB) Dh95,000 (D) 1,900m
8.55pm: The Palm Fountain - Handicap (TB) Dh95,000 (D) 1,200m
9.30pm: The Palm Tower - Handicap (TB) Dh87,500 (T) 1,600m
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