OK, so we have all been hankering for a return to normality.
And what could possibly be more normal than rain stopping play at the cricket in England?
Seriously. After 117 days without international cricket. Everyone was ready for its return, aching for it even.
Then it rained. Three more hours more to wait, after an already interminable delay.
Really, 2020 – why are you trolling us so?
For those watching in the Mena region, the appetite had been whetted by a Richard Hadlee retrospective, timed to finished just before the first ball of England v West Indies was to be sent down.
Instead of cutting to Southampton in the south of England, the programming continued with filler. The Hunger Games Series was trailed, then the Twilight Zone.
Then we were informed The Football is Back. Yes, we know the football is back. No need to be so smug about it. But we’re here for the cricket.
Check Twitter. The covers are coming off. Hurrah! Check it again. The covers are going back on. Boo!
After half an hour of more filler, some cricket. A Glenn Maxwell-Big Bash highlights reel.
All well and good, but that is the sort of stuff we have been gorging on for the past four months. Please, put the live stuff on.
Fifty minutes later, some cricket in whites. But still only archive footage, of Marnus Labuschagne batting against New Zealand.
And then all of a sudden, at 5pm UAE time, the channel cut to images from the Ageas Bowl. Not live cricket just yet, but compelling fare nonetheless.
First of all, all the players and two umpires stood in the middle of the field, in a socially-distant arc, observing a minute's silence to commemorate the late West Indies great Everton Weekes.
Then Michael Holding’s lilting tones on commentary: “Welcome everyone from around the world …”
And yet still, one more delay. One moment that, whatever was to follow in the live cricket, would likely leave a far more indelible image.
It was cricket’s first chance to take a knee in support of the Black Lives Matter cause.
The gesture was given extra nuance to that recently seen in football, for example. The West Indies players, led by captain Jason Holder, each wore a single black glove covering a raised, clenched fist.
It brought to mind the actions of United States athletes Tommie Smith and John Carlos, making their human rights salute on the podium at the 1968 Olympics.
It was such powerful stuff that, after the long and expectant wait, the action cricket was in danger of being overshadowed.
Then Kemar Roach sent down the first ball after cricket’s break for the coronavirus.
It was a length ball on off stump, which Rory Burns blocked and no run was taken. Ah, the good old days are here again.
Of course, some things felt different. Not necessarily for those who have watched Test matches in Dubai in recent years, but the absence of any crowd at all for a Test in England – where that format is supported better than anywhere else – felt odd.
Not that it was really pervasive, with the high camera angles behind the bowlers’ arm making for few glimpses of the empty stands, as well as what seemed to be the low, steady hum of the usual ambient crowd noise.
It took three balls for the first Decision Review System referral to be made. Burns survived, as a decision to turn down Roach’s LBW decision was upheld.
In the next over, Shannon Gabriel powered in and had Dom Sibley – 12kgs lighter than last time cricket was played – bowled out.
Then, shortly after, rain stopped play again. Maybe after all this time off, we need to be weaned back on to cricket after all.
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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BOSH!'s pantry essentials
Nutritional yeast
This is Firth's pick and an ingredient he says, "gives you an instant cheesy flavour". He advises making your own cream cheese with it or simply using it to whip up a mac and cheese or wholesome lasagne. It's available in organic and specialist grocery stores across the UAE.
Seeds
"We've got a big jar of mixed seeds in our kitchen," Theasby explains. "That's what you use to make a bolognese or pie or salad: just grab a handful of seeds and sprinkle them over the top. It's a really good way to make sure you're getting your omegas."
Umami flavours
"I could say soya sauce, but I'll say all umami-makers and have them in the same batch," says Firth. He suggests having items such as Marmite, balsamic vinegar and other general, dark, umami-tasting products in your cupboard "to make your bolognese a little bit more 'umptious'".
Onions and garlic
"If you've got them, you can cook basically anything from that base," says Theasby. "These ingredients are so prevalent in every world cuisine and if you've got them in your cupboard, then you know you've got the foundation of a really nice meal."
Your grain of choice
Whether rice, quinoa, pasta or buckwheat, Firth advises always having a stock of your favourite grains in the cupboard. "That you, you have an instant meal and all you have to do is just chuck a bit of veg in."
TOUCH RULES
Touch is derived from rugby league. Teams consist of up to 14 players with a maximum of six on the field at any time.
Teams can make as many substitutions as they want during the 40 minute matches.
Similar to rugby league, the attacking team has six attempts - or touches - before possession changes over.
A touch is any contact between the player with the ball and a defender, and must be with minimum force.
After a touch the player performs a “roll-ball” - similar to the play-the-ball in league - stepping over or rolling the ball between the feet.
At the roll-ball, the defenders have to retreat a minimum of five metres.
A touchdown is scored when an attacking player places the ball on or over the score-line.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
'The Batman'
Stars:Robert Pattinson
Director:Matt Reeves
Rating: 5/5