Just like the star actors that call their city home, Mumbai Indians have a habit of arriving fashionably late to the IPL party.
But what was seen as a harmless trait has become a serious problem. The five-time champions finished dead last in two of the last three seasons and have now lost the opening two games of this season.
Under Rohit Sharma's captaincy, Mumbai used to stumble their way around the opening weeks before sharpening their focus towards the end of the tournament.
But over the past few years, the story has changed. The clunky engine is just refusing to kick into life, especially since the star names that formed the backbone of the franchise have gone in and out of the squad.
All-rounder Hardik Pandya was away for two seasons at Gujarat Titans, middle order heavyweight Kieron Pollard is now a coach and Rohit's batting in IPL has fallen drastically.
Mumbai's one trump card – Jasprit Bumrah – is injured this season, which has reduced their bowling to one of the weakest in the league, leaving current captain Pandya to do a lot of the heavy lifting.
Moreover, unlike previous seasons, there are no 'weak' teams anymore. Sides like Bengaluru and Punjab, who were trolled for their poor planning and imbalanced squads, have got their act together. This year, both sides have done their homework and picked teams that are neither light in batting nor bowling. Plus, their new captains are also leading from the front.
That is another issue facing Mumbai, which in a way is a result of their spectacular success. Not only are Mumbai five-time champions, they have the current India ODI and T20 captains in their side – Rohit and Suryakumar Yadav – while Bumrah has led the national team in Tests.
The sudden change of leadership in Mumbai last season was not well received by fans or team members, with discontent within the squad becoming evident.
This time, the emotions might have mellowed down as all the local star players returned as ICC champions – at the T20 World Cup and/or the Champions Trophy. But it turned out that the underlying issues were not resolved.
Mumbai's batting has struggled in the opening two matches, and only uncapped spinner Vignesh Puthur has made any sort of impact so far in bowling.
Mumbai posted below-par scores of 155 and 160 in their defeats to Chennai Super Kings and Gujarat Titans batting first and second.
Captain Pandya said that it is too early to panic, but admitted his batters need to step up to the challenge.
"There should not be a concern about batting but at the moment I think it is time," Pandya said after Gujarat beat them by 36 runs in Ahmedabad on Saturday.
"We all need to take responsibilities and it's still early stage. But at the same time, I think batters have to come to the party. And yeah, hopefully they come soon."
What has made things worse is the loss of form of two of Mumbai's main players. Rohit has been subdued in IPL for some time now, scoring less than 400 runs in four of the past five seasons. Suryakumar, their batting backbone, has suddenly lost his touch entirely at the international and domestic level, although he looked good in the defeat to Gujarat.
Also, their dream bowling partnership of Bumrah and Jofra Archer never materialised owing to successive injuries, leaving the franchise struggling to put together a half-decent bowling attack.
That, coupled with a disjointed dressing room, has resulted in a lack of cohesion in planning and execution.
Still, the season has just started.
Mumbai are thankfully back in their home ground – Wankhede – for Monday's clash against title holders Kolkata Knight Riders.
Mumbai have lost two out of two and if they lose on Monday as well, would be halfway through to the point of no return where qualification for the play-offs becomes extremely difficult.
Being in such a precarious position so early in the tournament is not endearing anymore.
Results
1.30pm Handicap (PA) Dh50,000 (Dirt) 1,400m
Winner Al Suhooj, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Khalifa Al Neyadi (trainer)
2pm Handicap (TB) 68,000 (D) 1,950m
Winner Miracle Maker, Xavier Ziani, Salem bin Ghadayer
2.30pm Maiden (TB) Dh60,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner Mazagran, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar
3pm Handicap (TB) Dh84,000 (D) 1,800m
Winner Tailor’s Row, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
3.30pm Handicap (TB) Dh76,000 (D) 1,400m
Winner Alla Mahlak, Adrie de Vries, Rashed Bouresly
4pm Maiden (TB) Dh60,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner Hurry Up, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
4.30pm Handicap (TB) Dh68,000 (D) 1,200m
Results
5pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (Dirt) 1,000m, Winner: Hazeem Al Raed, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Ahmed Al Shemaili (trainer)
5.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 85,000 (D) 1,000m, Winner: Ghazwan Al Khalediah, Hugo Lebouc, Helal Al Alawi
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,400m, Winner: Dinar Al Khalediah, Patrick Cosgrave, Helal Al Alawi.
6.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: Faith And Fortune, Sandro Paiva, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
7pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: Only Smoke, Bernardo Pinheiro, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 1,600m, Winner: AF Ramz, Saif Al Balushi, Khalifa Al Neyadi.
8pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 70,000 (D) 2,000m, Winner: AF Mass, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.
Stormy seas
Weather warnings show that Storm Eunice is soon to make landfall. The videographer and I are scrambling to return to the other side of the Channel before it does. As we race to the port of Calais, I see miles of wire fencing topped with barbed wire all around it, a silent ‘Keep Out’ sign for those who, unlike us, aren’t lucky enough to have the right to move freely and safely across borders.
We set sail on a giant ferry whose length dwarfs the dinghies migrants use by nearly a 100 times. Despite the windy rain lashing at the portholes, we arrive safely in Dover; grateful but acutely aware of the miserable conditions the people we’ve left behind are in and of the privilege of choice.
Stage 3 results
1 Adam Yates (GBR) Mitchelton-Scott 4:42:33
2 Tadej Pocagar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:03
3 Alexey Lutsenko (KAZ) Astana 0:01:30
4 David Gaudu (FRA) Groupama-FDJ
5 Rafal Majka (POL) Bora-Hansgrohe
6 Diego Ulissi (ITA) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:56
General Classification after Stage 3:
1 Adam Yates (GBR) Mitchelton-Scott 12:30:02
2 Tadej Pocagar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:07
3 Alexey Lutsenko (KAZ) Astana 0:01:35
4 David Gaudu (FRA) Groupama-FDJ 0:01:40
5 Rafal Majka (POL) Bora-Hansgrohe
6 Wilco Kelderman (NED) Team Sunweb) 0:02:06
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Sidr Honey
The Sidr tree is an evergreen tree with long and strong forked branches. The blossom from this tree is called Yabyab, which provides rich food for bees to produce honey in October and November. This honey is the most expensive, but tastiest
Samar Honey
The Samar tree trunk, leaves and blossom contains Barm which is the secret of healing. You can enjoy the best types of honey from this tree every year in May and June. It is an historical witness to the life of the Emirati nation which represents the harsh desert and mountain environments
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
Director: Scott Cooper
Starring: Jeremy Allen White, Odessa Young, Jeremy Strong
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Types of bank fraud
1) Phishing
Fraudsters send an unsolicited email that appears to be from a financial institution or online retailer. The hoax email requests that you provide sensitive information, often by clicking on to a link leading to a fake website.
2) Smishing
The SMS equivalent of phishing. Fraudsters falsify the telephone number through “text spoofing,” so that it appears to be a genuine text from the bank.
3) Vishing
The telephone equivalent of phishing and smishing. Fraudsters may pose as bank staff, police or government officials. They may persuade the consumer to transfer money or divulge personal information.
4) SIM swap
Fraudsters duplicate the SIM of your mobile number without your knowledge or authorisation, allowing them to conduct financial transactions with your bank.
5) Identity theft
Someone illegally obtains your confidential information, through various ways, such as theft of your wallet, bank and utility bill statements, computer intrusion and social networks.
6) Prize scams
Fraudsters claiming to be authorised representatives from well-known organisations (such as Etisalat, du, Dubai Shopping Festival, Expo2020, Lulu Hypermarket etc) contact victims to tell them they have won a cash prize and request them to share confidential banking details to transfer the prize money.
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Racecard
2pm Handicap Dh 90,000 1,800m
2.30pm Handicap Dh120,000 1,950m
3pm Handicap Dh105,000 1,600m
3.30pm Jebel Ali Classic Conditions Dh300,000 1,400m
4pm Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m
4.30pm Conditions Dh250,000 1,400m
5pm Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m
5.30pm Handicap Dh85,000 1,000m
The National selections:
2pm Arch Gold
2.30pm Conclusion
3pm Al Battar
3.30pm Golden Jaguar
4pm Al Motayar
4.30pm Tapi Sioux
5pm Leadership
5.30pm Dahawi
GIANT REVIEW
Starring: Amir El-Masry, Pierce Brosnan
Director: Athale
Rating: 4/5