A controversial comedy sketch pokes fun at Muslim women who have married jihadis
The video clip begins with a woman in an abaya and headscarf posing and complaining: "It's only three days to the beheading, and I've got no idea what to wear." Meet the Real Housewives of ISIS. The 90-second long clip aired as part of a BBC satire show that tackles the week's news.
The sketch follows a group of fictional British Muslim women who have travelled to Syria and are now living ludicrously restricted lives under ISIL. The creators of the skit say that no subject is safe, and since ISIL creates so much of our news, it is fair game.
For anyone familiar with the Real Housewives genre of television, the superficial hyperfeminine concerns of these women come as nothing new. The ISIL housewives are mocked for the same reasons.
But set to a backdrop of rising hate crime against Muslim women, and an all-pervasive security lens trained at Muslims who are only ever seen as terrorists, the sketch has whipped up controversy about whether it really is satire, in bad taste, or actually dangerous for Muslim women. Muslim women already suffer being called ISIL wives (and worse).
Racists and Islamophobes take it far too literally. They see the Real Housewives of ISIS and think that's what Muslim women are like. Let's tell them to get a sense of humour, too.
I can see why the sketch was created; mocking human foibles is fair game. If Muslims want to be as ordinary as everyone else, then we are fair targets for sketches that poke fun at human fallibility.
And it’s a big step forward from mocking religious beliefs and trotting out the stereotypes of oppressed, voiceless women. These women are independent, autonomous and have their own minds. Isn’t that what we constantly argue for?
But, in my view, while the intentions may have been worthy, it missed the mark.
The Real Housewives genre is itself deeply misogynistic, so pushing Muslim women into that mould is a race to the bottom.
Many of the women who find themselves playing wife to ISIL jihadis have been groomed and are subject to abuse. Humour can work in dark situations, but the mockery should always be of the oppressor and never the victim. That’s why the image of a woman chained to the sink or wearing a suicide vest, while initially shakes us up, is actually not funny.
Many, many women are suffering violence, rape, torture and death in Syria, so it is tasteless to satirise their plight in this way.
The mixed reactions reflect our different views of both the situation on the ground as well as what exactly is being satirised. For the women, we haven’t decided if they are just as hateful as the men of ISIL or if they’ve fallen prey to horrific online grooming and abuse.
The dark comedy film Four Lions followed four British men on their quest to carry out a terrorist act. It was widely lauded for taking a difficult subject and addressing it with the most exquisite humour. Muslims in particular loved it.
So what is the difference? Gender clearly plays a role. Is it that we see girls as groomed, but men as full of hatred? Grooming is certainly a problem. But we need to reflect on our gender stereotypes.
Are Muslims offended at women being mocked, but not men?
The key difference is this is bad comedy. Muslims are far too often told they are too easily offended. Yes we are. By bad comedy.
I say, bring on the satire of ISIL. But this time, make it good.
Shelina Janmohamed is the author of the books Generation M: Young Muslims Changing the World and Love in a Headscarf
On Twitter: @loveinheadscarf
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Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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