An old Hollywood writer once gave me some good advice. When you’re working on a television show and you’re stuck for a story, he said, there’s one trick that works every time.
“Sell the house,” was his advice. “But don’t actually sell it.”
His point was, if you’re writing a show about a family, have them contemplate selling their house. Houses, for families, are emotional possessions and even introducing the idea into a scene will get you a lot of story and dialogue energy.
If the show isn’t about a family – if it’s about a group of friends or a business – you do the next best thing. You have the co-workers think about selling the business; you have one of the friends think about moving to another city.
Long-running series like Friends and Baywatch pulled this trick several times. It's almost impossible not to, when you're trying to produce two dozen episodes per year.
Lately, though, audiences have caught on to the ruse. Viewers are voracious consumers of television news and gossip. The internet offers hundreds of places to find out the inside story on your favourite shows, so viewers know well in advance when a casting change is coming, or when the characters they’ve come to love are moving to another location. Meaning: they know it’s never going to happen. Most television viewers understand the bedrock rule of the television business, and every other business: if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. If the show’s working, in the end you know they’re not going to change anything.
All of which has inspired writers and producers to step up their games. The most up-to-date version of the old writer’s trick of selling the house is to kill one of the main characters.
As the last series of episodes of Game of Thrones, HBO's blockbuster sword-and-fantasy show, came to a close, viewers were stunned to see one of their favourite characters – one of the few good guys – ambushed by a mutinous band of soldiers and mercenaries.
Jon Snow – who most felt was the moral centre of the bloody and unrelenting show – lay bleeding to death on the frozen ground.
Instantly, the internet buzzed with speculation. Was he really dead? Would he come back next year? And then the television industry investigators chimed in, on message boards and Facebook fan pages: the actor who plays Jon Snow, Kit Harington, was signed up to do a movie. And that could only mean one thing: his character was well and truly dead.
Only – you guessed it! – he wasn't. Or, to be painstakingly accurate, he may not be. The actor has been spotted on the set of the show, in costume. (This was big news on the internet.) His long hair – a trademark of his character – has yet to be cut or restyled for his "movie role", whatever that turns out to be. And HBO is promoting the new series of episodes of Game of Thrones with posters depicting the very-obvious profile of Jon Snow.
Just as in classic sitcoms, it’s a fair bet that they’re not, in the end, going to sell the house.
On a recent episode of The Walking Dead, the long-running zombie show from AMC, one of the most popular and decent characters fell into a crowd of ravenous, flesh-eating monsters. The episode concluded with a cliffhanger sequence, as the character was set upon by zombies to a certain death.
Not so certain, as it turns out. The producers of the show went to clever lengths to convince the audience that Glenn Rhee, the unlucky but popular character, was actually gone from the show, including removing actor Steven Yeun’s name from the credit sequence of the following episodes. But the most recent episode saw his name back again. Glenn Rhee, like Jon Snow, lives. The house isn’t going to be sold. The friends aren’t moving away.
Again, the first rule of commerce: if something’s working, don’t change it.
It's not a coincidence, of course, that in both series it was the popular, nice character whom the writers pretended to kill off. In a long-running series – and both Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead are six years old – audiences naturally develop strong feelings about one or two characters. Villains come and go, bad guys develop and change, but the few solid good guys – the characters who can be counted on to behave in as decent a way as possible – are the ones the audiences cheer for.
So when a show needs a jolt of energy – when it, in other words, needs to remind the audience to keep up with the episodes and tune in every week – the smartest thing to do is kill one of the good guys.
But if you actually kill one of them, what are you left with? In the case of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, you're left with a pretty bleak and heartless world with no one to cheer for. Audiences like that even less than they like the death of one of their favourites.
Kill the good guys, in other words, but don’t actually kill them.
Rob Long is a writer and producer in Hollywood
On Twitter: @rcbl
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