British prime minister Boris Johnson is a journalist-politician. He is also a superb headline writer, even if the substance of the stories he tells often does not match the headlines. As he prepared to meet president Joe Biden, Mr Johnson rewrote the old story of the UK’s “special relationship” with the US as an “indestructible relationship”.
His recent headline grabbing phrases also include the idea that the UK is now in some way “Global Britain,” despite the fact the UK has been determinedly “global” for 400 years.
Then there is the idea that he is committed to social change by “levelling up” Britain. This headline has been undermined by the announcement last week that “extra” money to help school children in the UK catch up on their studies interrupted by coronavirus will be £50 per pupil per year, or one pound a week. The US President Joe Biden is offering American school children an extra £1600 a year, and the Netherlands £2500.
But as any headline writer will tell you, the trick is not to tell the whole story, but to grab attention. Mr Johnson’s most famous headline, one which helped win him his enormous election victory in December 2019, was to “Get Brexit Done”. The trouble is, he hasn’t, and repeatedly Brexit returns like a ghost to haunt him and the UK.
Those of us who warned that Brexit would always be a process rather than an event – and therefore take years – also warned that the Irish border between Northern Ireland and the Irish Republic would be a very significant problem. Watching Mr Johnson in the west of England hosting one of the most important G7 meetings for many years has therefore seen such predictions return to haunt him.
The lack of trust in Boris Johnson has left him like this G7's Donald Trump
The G7 is a semi-formal chat between leaders of seven rich democracies, each with their own agenda. Mr Biden wanted to show the world that American leadership is back, after four years of Donald Trump.
German chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Emmanuel Macron have, inevitably, been discussing the EU, specifically its “British problem”. And – to write a headline for Mr Johnson – this has also been the Sausage Summit, if only because prepared meats are just the latest part of Brexit’s unfinished business, among threats of a “trade war” between the UK and EU. Put simply, EU leaders do not trust Mr Johnson. They have good reason.
In 2019 to get a Brexit deal, Mr Johnson conceded something no British prime minister would ever have contemplated. He agreed that almost 2 million people in Northern Ireland would remain part of the UK but in customs terms would be considered as if they were in the EU. This deal was described as “excellent” by Britain’s chief negotiator Lord Frost in December 2020.
Six months later, Mr Johnson and Mr Frost say their “excellent” and binding deal is now terrible. It is. In a few short months the prime minister of the UK has de-stabilised Northern Ireland’s place within the UK, while simultaneously annoying the government of the Irish Republic, the EU and Mr Biden’s US administration.
That is because Mr Johnson is now trying to unpick an international agreement less than a year old while still desperately searching for evidence of a renewed “Global Britain”.
Mr Macron dismissed rewriting the Brexit agreement in his own short headline: “nothing is negotiable”. Mr Macron suggested Mr Johnson is simply “not serious” in trying to re-work in July something finalised the previous December, after years of work.
As for America’s “indestructible relationship” with the UK, Mr Biden repeatedly makes clear he is proud of his Irish heritage and that the UK must do nothing to upset peace on the island of Ireland.
The London Times reported that a US diplomat delivered an astonishing private "demarche" to the British government on the subject. A demarche is a formal protest about another government's behaviour, and for the US to criticise the UK in such a manner would be quite extraordinary.
All this has happened in a week when Mr Johnson’s supporters have boasted about his “leadership” at the G7 summit. But leadership demands followership, and none of the other leaders appear to be following Mr Johnson. Rather, the lack of trust in Mr Johnson has left him like this G7's Donald Trump. He is present in the room but not really listened to.
Brexit supporters in Britain now complain that the UK signed the troublesome Brexit deal “under duress”. But since Brexit was supposed to be about restoring Britain’s freedom to take its own decisions, admitting that the country has been made weaker is an admission of profound failure. For all the good things that emerge from the G7, Mr Johnson’s Britain is diminished at this big moment on the world stage.
Perhaps as we consider how Brexit works in reality, the Irish writer George Bernard Shaw may help. “There are two great tragedies in life,” Shaw wrote. “One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.”
Gavin Esler is a broadcaster and UK columnist for The National
World Cup warm-up fixtures
Friday, May 24:
- Pakistan v Afghanistan (Bristol)
- Sri Lanka v South Africa (Cardiff)
Saturday, May 25
- England v Australia (Southampton)
- India v New Zealand (The Oval, London)
Sunday, May 26
- South Africa v West Indies (Bristol)
- Pakistan v Bangladesh (Cardiff)
Monday, May 27
- Australia v Sri Lanka (Southampton)
- England v Afghanistan (The Oval, London)
Tuesday, May 28
- West Indies v New Zealand (Bristol)
- Bangladesh v India (Cardiff)
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South Africa World Cup squad
South Africa: Faf du Plessis (c), Hashim Amla, Quinton de Kock (w), JP Duminy, Imran Tahir, Aiden Markram, David Miller, Lungi Ngidi, Anrich Nortje, Andile Phehlukwayo, Dwaine Pretorius, Kagiso Rabada, Tabraiz Shamsi, Dale Steyn, Rassie van der Dussen.
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Pakistan: Sarfaraz Ahmed (c), Babar Azam (vc), Abid Ali, Asif Ali, Fakhar Zaman, Haris Sohail, Mohammad Hasnain, Iftikhar Ahmed, Imad Wasim, Mohammad Amir, Mohammad Nawaz, Mohammad Rizwan, Shadab Khan, Usman Shinwari, Wahab Riaz
Sri Lanka: Lahiru Thirimanne (c), Danushka Gunathilaka, Sadeera Samarawickrama, Avishka Fernando, Oshada Fernando, Shehan Jayasuriya, Dasun Shanaka, Minod Bhanuka, Angelo Perera, Wanindu Hasaranga, Lakshan Sandakan, Nuwan Pradeep, Isuru Udana, Kasun Rajitha, Lahiru Kumara
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5.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Handicap Dh70,000 1,400m
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Winner: Mashhur Al Khalediah, Jean-Bernard Eyquem, Phillip Collington.
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Day 5, Dubai Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Given the problems Sri Lanka have had in recent times, it was apt the winning catch was taken by Dinesh Chandimal. He is one of seven different captains Sri Lanka have had in just the past two years. He leads in understated fashion, but by example. His century in the first innings of this series set the shock win in motion.
Stat of the day This was the ninth Test Pakistan have lost in their past 11 matches, a run that started when they lost the final match of their three-Test series against West Indies in Sharjah last year. They have not drawn a match in almost two years and 19 matches, since they were held by England at the Zayed Cricket Stadium in Abu Dhabi in 2015.
The verdict Mickey Arthur basically acknowledged he had erred by basing Pakistan’s gameplan around three seam bowlers and asking for pitches with plenty of grass in Abu Dhabi and Sharjah. Why would Pakistan want to change the method that has treated them so well on these grounds in the past 10 years? It is unlikely Misbah-ul-Haq would have made the same mistake.
High profile Al Shabab attacks
- 2010: A restaurant attack in Kampala Uganda kills 74 people watching a Fifa World Cup final football match.
- 2013: The Westgate shopping mall attack, 62 civilians, five Kenyan soldiers and four gunmen are killed.
- 2014: A series of bombings and shootings across Kenya sees scores of civilians killed.
- 2015: Four gunmen attack Garissa University College in northeastern Kenya and take over 700 students hostage, killing those who identified as Christian; 148 die and 79 more are injured.
- 2016: An attack on a Kenyan military base in El Adde Somalia kills 180 soldiers.
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The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
AI traffic lights to ease congestion at seven points to Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Street
The seven points are:
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Salama bint Butti Street
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iPhone XS
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iPhone XS Max
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OPINIONS ON PALESTINE & ISRAEL
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Friday (all kick-offs UAE time)
Hertha Berlin v Union Berlin (10.30pm)
Saturday
Freiburg v Werder Bremen (5.30pm)
Paderborn v Hoffenheim (5.30pm)
Wolfsburg v Borussia Dortmund (5.30pm)
Borussia Monchengladbach v Bayer Leverkusen (5.30pm)
Bayern Munich v Eintracht Frankfurt (5.30pm)
Sunday
Schalke v Augsburg (3.30pm)
Mainz v RB Leipzig (5.30pm)
Cologne v Fortuna Dusseldorf (8pm)
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How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
City's slump
L - Juventus, 2-0
D - C Palace, 2-2
W - N Forest, 3-0
L - Liverpool, 2-0
D - Feyenoord, 3-3
L - Tottenham, 4-0
L - Brighton, 2-1
L - Sporting, 4-1
L - Bournemouth, 2-1
L - Tottenham, 2-1
What's in the deal?
Agreement aims to boost trade by £25.5bn a year in the long run, compared with a total of £42.6bn in 2024
India will slash levies on medical devices, machinery, cosmetics, soft drinks and lamb.
India will also cut automotive tariffs to 10% under a quota from over 100% currently.
Indian employees in the UK will receive three years exemption from social security payments
India expects 99% of exports to benefit from zero duty, raising opportunities for textiles, marine products, footwear and jewellery
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Name: Kumulus Water
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Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
