I’m becoming obsessed with bumps in the road. There are more potholes now than I can ever remember, and I’ve had three punctured car tyres in the past 18 months.
The British government is promising pothole action, an extra £200 million ($245 million) for repairs next year. But Ian, the man who runs a tyres business and repairs my punctures, tells me he has never been busier because the roads are in such a terrible condition.
Meanwhile, a neighbour told me of the horrors of being in the Accident and Emergency services with her 90-year-old mother. They waited 10 hours to be seen and she thought her mother had died. Fortunately, she is recovering at home. Another neighbour tells me that she moved her son from a state-funded school to a private school because class sizes in the state-funded school were so large that her son was falling behind in his education and was becoming bored with school altogether.
There is one factor that brings together all three stories – the potholes, failing schools and crowded hospitals. It involves our former prime minister Boris Johnson.
He faces the parliamentary privileges committee on Wednesday with his future in the balance. Mr Johnson’s track record of lying has caught up with him. If found to have lied to parliament, he could be suspended for more than 10 days, resulting in a by-election in his constituency. That means that this week, Mr Johnson’s political career could be revived, or alternatively, look as if it is coming to an end.
Although he retains an ardent fan club within his own Conservative party, roughly two thirds of the British public see him as a liar. The connection between Mr Johnson and the terrible state of Britain’s public services is, however, clear.
We need to leave politics to grown-ups who like fixing things, including hospitals, schools and potholes
In a wealthy, mature democracy such as the UK, most of us grew up expecting that whichever political party was in power there would at least be a degree of competence in government. Britain’s roads, hospitals, schools, police forces, transport system and other public services were never perfect, but they were generally respected and often reasonably well maintained. Right now, almost any public service I can think of is underperforming, full of unhappy workers, and often under-resourced.
The good news is that Mr Johnson’s successor, Rishi Sunak, seems determined to solve problems rather than create them. That’s a big difference from Mr Johnson’s three years in power, which were characterised by disruption, deep divisions in the Conservative party, cronyism and intrigue.
At least it was never boring. In 2019, Mr Johnson expelled 21 MPs from the party in rows over Brexit. His brother Jo Johnson quit parliament because he could not reconcile his own views with that of his brother’s leadership. The expelled MPs included respected intellectual figures such as Ken Clarke and Dominic Grieve. The Conservative party, which used to pride itself on pragmatism, fell into the Johnson-inspired chaos of a Brexit deal that no one much liked, including Mr Johnson himself.
Instead of fixing potholes, hospitals and schools, Mr Johnson tried to fix things for his supporters, including the disgraced former MP Owen Paterson. Mr Paterson lobbied the government on behalf of private companies who paid him money. Mr Johnson unwisely tried to protect Mr Paterson, and failed. He then became the first British prime minister to have broken the law, for having parties in Downing Street during the coronavirus lockdown. Eventually, even Conservative MPs tired of his antics when a fellow Conservative MP Chris Pincher was accused of groping two men. Mr Johnson claimed he was unaware of this behaviour even though he knew about it, and his serial inability to understand the need to tell the truth may therefore do for him in the end.
If you are still wondering what any of this parliamentary soap opera and Mr Johnson’s well-known character failings have to do with potholes, my punctured tyres and my neighbours’ unhappiness, then the answer is … everything.
As chief engineer of the psycho-drama that has been the British government in recent years, Mr Johnson has been Captain Chaotic. Failing British institutions and public services have been starved not just of money but of competent and ethical leadership from the office of the prime minister. Governments, like fish, rot from the head.
The Sunak government is therefore a relief, not because Mr Sunak is perfect but because he is at least attempting to be competent and in that sense rather boring. I mean that as a compliment. The normal to-and-fro of party politics has returned, and if MPs finally signal the beginning of the end of the political career of Mr Johnson this week, I won’t be alone in my sense of relief. An investigation by Sky News reported that Mr Johnson earned £3.7 million in the first six weeks of 2023 on top of his basic MP salary of £84,000 a year. That means Mr Johnson earned 85 per cent of all the money declared by all 650 MPs for their outside interests.
For that reason, I hope Mr Johnson ends up being able to spend more time with other people’s money. We need to leave politics to grown-ups who like fixing things, including hospitals, schools and potholes.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN GAZA
Starring: Nader Abd Alhay, Majd Eid, Ramzi Maqdisi
Directors: Tarzan and Arab Nasser
Rating: 4.5/5
Our legal consultant
Name: Dr Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
The specs
Engine: 3-litre twin-turbo V6
Power: 400hp
Torque: 475Nm
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
Price: From Dh215,900
On sale: Now
RESULTS
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Profile
Co-founders of the company: Vilhelm Hedberg and Ravi Bhusari
Launch year: In 2016 ekar launched and signed an agreement with Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. In January 2017 ekar launched in Dubai in a partnership with the RTA.
Number of employees: Over 50
Financing stage: Series B currently being finalised
Investors: Series A - Audacia Capital
Sector of operation: Transport
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The biog
Family: wife, four children, 11 grandchildren, 16 great-grandchildren
Reads: Newspapers, historical, religious books and biographies
Education: High school in Thatta, a city now in Pakistan
Regrets: Not completing college in Karachi when universities were shut down following protests by freedom fighters for the British to quit India
Happiness: Work on creative ideas, you will also need ideals to make people happy
If you go…
Emirates launched a new daily service to Mexico City this week, flying via Barcelona from Dh3,995.
Emirati citizens are among 67 nationalities who do not require a visa to Mexico. Entry is granted on arrival for stays of up to 180 days.
Company%20Profile
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THE SPECS
Engine: 3.5-litre supercharged V6
Power: 416hp at 7,000rpm
Torque: 410Nm at 3,500rpm
Transmission: 6-speed manual
Fuel consumption: 10.2 l/100km
Price: Dh375,000
On sale: now
The specs: 2017 Maserati Quattroporte
Price, base / as tested Dh389,000 / Dh559,000
Engine 3.0L twin-turbo V8
Transmission Eight-speed automatic
Power 530hp @ 6,800rpm
Torque 650Nm @ 2,000 rpm
Fuel economy, combined 10.7L / 100km
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
PRO BASH
Thursday’s fixtures
6pm: Hyderabad Nawabs v Pakhtoon Warriors
10pm: Lahore Sikandars v Pakhtoon Blasters
Teams
Chennai Knights, Lahore Sikandars, Pakhtoon Blasters, Abu Dhabi Stars, Abu Dhabi Dragons, Pakhtoon Warriors and Hyderabad Nawabs.
Squad rules
All teams consist of 15-player squads that include those contracted in the diamond (3), platinum (2) and gold (2) categories, plus eight free to sign team members.
Tournament rules
The matches are of 25 over-a-side with an 8-over power play in which only two fielders allowed outside the 30-yard circle. Teams play in a single round robin league followed by the semi-finals and final. The league toppers will feature in the semi-final eliminator.
The specs
Engine: 5.2-litre V10
Power: 640hp at 8,000rpm
Torque: 565Nm at 6,500rpm
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto
Price: From Dh1 million
On sale: Q3 or Q4 2022
What is graphene?
Graphene is a single layer of carbon atoms arranged like honeycomb.
It was discovered in 2004, when Russian-born Manchester scientists Andrei Geim and Kostya Novoselov were "playing about" with sticky tape and graphite - the material used as "lead" in pencils.
Placing the tape on the graphite and peeling it, they managed to rip off thin flakes of carbon. In the beginning they got flakes consisting of many layers of graphene. But as they repeated the process many times, the flakes got thinner.
By separating the graphite fragments repeatedly, they managed to create flakes that were just one atom thick. Their experiment had led to graphene being isolated for the very first time.
At the time, many believed it was impossible for such thin crystalline materials to be stable. But examined under a microscope, the material remained stable, and when tested was found to have incredible properties.
It is many times times stronger than steel, yet incredibly lightweight and flexible. It is electrically and thermally conductive but also transparent. The world's first 2D material, it is one million times thinner than the diameter of a single human hair.
But the 'sticky tape' method would not work on an industrial scale. Since then, scientists have been working on manufacturing graphene, to make use of its incredible properties.
In 2010, Geim and Novoselov were awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. Their discovery meant physicists could study a new class of two-dimensional materials with unique properties.
FIXTURES (all times UAE)
Sunday
Brescia v Lazio (3.30pm)
SPAL v Verona (6pm)
Genoa v Sassuolo (9pm)
AS Roma v Torino (11.45pm)
Monday
Bologna v Fiorentina (3.30pm)
AC Milan v Sampdoria (6pm)
Juventus v Cagliari (6pm)
Atalanta v Parma (6pm)
Lecce v Udinese (9pm)
Napoli v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
MATCH DETAILS
Barcelona 0
Slavia Prague 0
