A few years ago, I was due to travel to report on unrest in a country notorious for lawlessness. I was told the biggest threat was “K&R ” – kidnap and ransom. I won’t name the country because despite all its problems I loved reporting there and survived unscathed. But before my trip, it was suggested that for my safety I should take a short defensive driving course. Foreigners could be identified by their hire cars and I might find myself receiving unwanted attention from street criminals.
The defensive driving course was mostly a lecture on kidnapping techniques and how to avoid them. The rules were never – ever – to be stuck in traffic or at least to try to have an escape route, a way to turn the car around quickly. (I suppose that is possible, but far from easy.) The threat was of being forced to stop and then being “kettled” between the car in front reversing to block your own car and the vehicle behind jamming in so you couldn’t move.
I was alarmed by all this but I am delighted to say, nothing bad happened to me in that lovely country, only the kindness of strangers. The reason I am mentioning this is that the most interesting part of the defensive driving course came when the instructor asked me a deceptively simple question. When your car has an accident with another car, how many accidents take place?
“Er, … one?” I suggested. The answer is three, the instructor said. First, your car hits the other car. Second, your body hits the steering wheel, if there’s no airbag. Third, the internal organs in your body hit your ribs, and that – he said – is the bit most likely to kill you.
In car crashes, deaths often come from severe internal bleeding, he claimed. The moral of the story, he insisted, was that you must wear a seat belt. It gives you a much better chance of surviving a car crash.
All this wise advice came to mind when I saw that beleaguered British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak was filmed for a social media video while sitting in the back seat of a car and not wearing a seat belt. Police issued a Fixed Penalty Notice and Mr Sunak paid a modest fine.
But all that was the least of his problems in a month that has seen a series of political car crashes for Mr Sunak and his Conservative party. The first political car crash came when the chairman of the Conservative party, Nadhim Zahawi – a friend of Mr Sunak who attends British Cabinet meetings and who was briefly chancellor of the exchequer – admitted having underpaid his taxes.
He ended up paying what’s been reported as £5 million ($6 million), including a significant penalty. Mr Zahawi – like Mr Sunak – is obviously extremely rich. Our former prime minister Boris Johnson is apparently not so financially secure. We know this because the other big Conservative party political car crash in the past few days came when The Sunday Times revealed that the BBC chairman, Richard Sharp, helped to arrange a guarantee on a loan of up to £800,000 for Mr Johnson, who was at the time prime minister.
The problem is now one of Rishi Sunak’s judgment
A few weeks later, Mr Johnson recommended Mr Sharp for the BBC job. Why Mr Johnson so desperately needed £800,000 is not clear. Could he really be so hopeless with his own money yet be in charge of spending taxpayers’ cash? But the idea that a major benefactor to the prime minister should – purely coincidentally – some weeks later become chairman of the BBC has resulted in a major political row.
The editor-in-chief of the BBC is the director general. Mr Sharp is not directly involved in editorial decisions. Nevertheless he is an extremely powerful figure, and arranging a loan for someone who then gives you a very high-profile job will take some explaining.
The events of the past week reminded me of the defensive driving instructor lecturing me on car crashes not just because of the seat belts story but because in all these political events the truly dangerous crash is not what happens on the outside. It’s the impression that on the inside Britain is governed by a tiny clique of people who know each other and may do favours for each other in ways not open to the other 68 million citizens.
It would appear that at the highest levels, the Conservative party exists in a cosy insider world of private chats between politicians, the tax authorities and their mates. And whatever happens next, the problem is now one of Mr Sunak’s judgment. It turns out that Mr Sharp was once Mr Sunak’s boss at the financial services company Goldman Sachs. And so, even if you do not believe that anyone did anything wrong, the damage is to the internal organs of the Conservative party and to the government.
The impression is that they appear to behave like a group of careless drivers, immune from outside pressures, speeding unwisely until the car crashes start happening. My guess is that many more car crashes lie ahead. Political seat belts will not save careless drivers.
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Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
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PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES
Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Watford v Leicester City (3.30pm)
Brighton v Arsenal (6pm)
West Ham v Wolves (8.30pm)
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace (10.45pm)
Sunday
Newcastle United v Sheffield United (5pm)
Aston Villa v Chelsea (7.15pm)
Everton v Liverpool (10pm)
Monday
Manchester City v Burnley (11pm)
England squad
Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jofra Archer, Jonny Bairstow, Dominic Bess, James Bracey, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Zak Crawley, Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Ben Foakes, Lewis Gregory, Keaton Jennings, Dan Lawrence, Jack Leach, Saqib Mahmood, Craig Overton, Jamie Overton, Matthew Parkinson, Ollie Pope, Ollie Robinson, Joe Root, Dom Sibley, Ben Stokes, Olly Stone, Amar Virdi, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood
Types of bank fraud
1) Phishing
Fraudsters send an unsolicited email that appears to be from a financial institution or online retailer. The hoax email requests that you provide sensitive information, often by clicking on to a link leading to a fake website.
2) Smishing
The SMS equivalent of phishing. Fraudsters falsify the telephone number through “text spoofing,” so that it appears to be a genuine text from the bank.
3) Vishing
The telephone equivalent of phishing and smishing. Fraudsters may pose as bank staff, police or government officials. They may persuade the consumer to transfer money or divulge personal information.
4) SIM swap
Fraudsters duplicate the SIM of your mobile number without your knowledge or authorisation, allowing them to conduct financial transactions with your bank.
5) Identity theft
Someone illegally obtains your confidential information, through various ways, such as theft of your wallet, bank and utility bill statements, computer intrusion and social networks.
6) Prize scams
Fraudsters claiming to be authorised representatives from well-known organisations (such as Etisalat, du, Dubai Shopping Festival, Expo2020, Lulu Hypermarket etc) contact victims to tell them they have won a cash prize and request them to share confidential banking details to transfer the prize money.
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THE SPECS
Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: seven-speed dual clutch
Power: 710bhp
Torque: 770Nm
Speed: 0-100km/h 2.9 seconds
Top Speed: 340km/h
Price: Dh1,000,885
On sale: now
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-finals, second leg:
Liverpool (0) v Barcelona (3), Tuesday, 11pm UAE
Game is on BeIN Sports
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
ESSENTIALS
The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh via Yangon from Dh2,700 return including taxes. Cambodia Bayon Airlines and Cambodia Angkor Air offer return flights from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap from Dh250 return including taxes. The flight takes about 45 minutes.
The hotels
Rooms at the Raffles Le Royal in Phnom Penh cost from $225 (Dh826) per night including taxes. Rooms at the Grand Hotel d'Angkor cost from $261 (Dh960) per night including taxes.
The tours
A cyclo architecture tour of Phnom Penh costs from $20 (Dh75) per person for about three hours, with Khmer Architecture Tours. Tailor-made tours of all of Cambodia, or sites like Angkor alone, can be arranged by About Asia Travel. Emirates Holidays also offers packages.
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Saturday, May 16 (kick-offs UAE time)
Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (4.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Freiburg (4.30pm)
Hoffenheim v Hertha Berlin (4.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn (4.30pm)
Augsburg v Wolfsburg (4.30pm)
Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Monchengladbach (7.30pm)
Sunday, May 17
Cologne v Mainz (4.30pm),
Union Berlin v Bayern Munich (7pm)
Monday, May 18
Werder Bremen v Bayer Leverkusen (9.30pm)
Tributes from the UAE's personal finance community
• Sebastien Aguilar, who heads SimplyFI.org, a non-profit community where people learn to invest Bogleheads’ style
“It is thanks to Jack Bogle’s work that this community exists and thanks to his work that many investors now get the full benefits of long term, buy and hold stock market investing.
Compared to the industry, investing using the common sense approach of a Boglehead saves a lot in costs and guarantees higher returns than the average actively managed fund over the long term.
From a personal perspective, learning how to invest using Bogle’s approach was a turning point in my life. I quickly realised there was no point chasing returns and paying expensive advisers or platforms. Once money is taken care off, you can work on what truly matters, such as family, relationships or other projects. I owe Jack Bogle for that.”
• Sam Instone, director of financial advisory firm AES International
"Thought to have saved investors over a trillion dollars, Jack Bogle’s ideas truly changed the way the world invests. Shaped by his own personal experiences, his philosophy and basic rules for investors challenged the status quo of a self-interested global industry and eventually prevailed. Loathed by many big companies and commission-driven salespeople, he has transformed the way well-informed investors and professional advisers make decisions."
• Demos Kyprianou, a board member of SimplyFI.org
"Jack Bogle for me was a rebel, a revolutionary who changed the industry and gave the little guy like me, a chance. He was also a mentor who inspired me to take the leap and take control of my own finances."
• Steve Cronin, founder of DeadSimpleSaving.com
"Obsessed with reducing fees, Jack Bogle structured Vanguard to be owned by its clients – that way the priority would be fee minimisation for clients rather than profit maximisation for the company.
His real gift to us has been the ability to invest in the stock market (buy and hold for the long term) rather than be forced to speculate (try to make profits in the shorter term) or even worse have others speculate on our behalf.
Bogle has given countless investors the ability to get on with their life while growing their wealth in the background as fast as possible. The Financial Independence movement would barely exist without this."
• Zach Holz, who blogs about financial independence at The Happiest Teacher
"Jack Bogle was one of the greatest forces for wealth democratisation the world has ever seen. He allowed people a way to be free from the parasitical "financial advisers" whose only real concern are the fat fees they get from selling you over-complicated "products" that have caused millions of people all around the world real harm.”
• Tuan Phan, a board member of SimplyFI.org
"In an industry that’s synonymous with greed, Jack Bogle was a lone wolf, swimming against the tide. When others were incentivised to enrich themselves, he stood by the ‘fiduciary’ standard – something that is badly needed in the financial industry of the UAE."
Simran
Director Hansal Mehta
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Soham Shah, Esha Tiwari Pandey
Three stars
THE BIO: Mohammed Ashiq Ali
Proudest achievement: “I came to a new country and started this shop”
Favourite TV programme: the news
Favourite place in Dubai: Al Fahidi. “They started the metro in 2009 and I didn’t take it yet.”
Family: six sons in Dubai and a daughter in Faisalabad
