There’s a phrase I often used to hear when I lived in the US: "If you do what you’ve always done, then you’ll get what you’ve always got." I couldn’t understand that phrase because it simply isn’t true. If businesses like Kodak, Blockbuster or IBM do what they’ve always done, they soon disappear (as Blockbuster did). That’s because the world constantly changes. Businesses, even successful ones, reinvent themselves (like IBM and Kodak) or die.
It, therefore, seemed odd to me that until a few days ago there remained a strand within the British Conservative party that still wished to reinstall Boris Johnson as prime minister despite ... well, despite the fact that the scandal-magnet Mr Johnson has been a disaster for his party and his country. Finally, the Conservatives settled not on "doing what they’ve always done", but on Rishi Sunak.
That’s because unlike Mr Johnson and outgoing prime minister Liz Truss, Mr Sunak at least appears to be a grown-up. He works hard. He has a strong business background. He comes from an extremely rich family so you can be sure that – again unlike Mr Johnson – he will not spend a lot of time worrying about money and cosying up to rich (and at times unsuitable) friends. It’s also good news that we have as prime minister a person of colour whose family background reflects the diversity of Britain today.
The Tories settled not on 'doing what they’ve always done', but on Sunak
True, Mr Sunak did attend one of those exclusive English public schools, and his privilege shines through in everything from the way he dresses to the car he drives. (He once pretended to drive a much more humble model borrowed from someone else.) Also true, Mr Sunak has risen through a Conservative party that is riddled with incompetents and remains delusional in its post Brexit in-fighting. But I wish him well, and hope he picks a team of technocrats rather than the party faithful and useless ideologues who littered the Johnson and Truss administrations.
Yet, it is notable that even within his own Conservative party there are those who do not wish Mr Sunak well. Some find it difficult to see his talents and focus – sometimes subtly, sometimes not so subtly – on his race. In one remarkable radio interview with (full disclosure) an excellent British presenter of Asian background, Sangita Myska, who is a former colleague and friend of mine, a caller insisted that Mr Sunak could not really understand "the English". The caller preferred Mr Johnson as in some way being more British. Mr Sunak was born in Britain. Mr Johnson was born in the US. Mr Sunak is not white. Mr Johnson is. You may wish to draw your own conclusions from these facts.
Mr Sunak also now inherits a disastrous economic and political situation. The Conservative party is riven by factions, stuck in the past, still insisting that Brexit has been (in Mr Johnson’s phrase) a "Titanic success". The Titanic, of course, sank when it hit the iceberg of reality. Post-Brexit Britain has done something similar. Mr Johnson’s style was to bluster about negotiating an "excellent" Brexit so Britain would "have our cake – and eat it". The reality is that there is no "cake". Instead, we have trade bottlenecks, new bureaucracies, and a British economy that is underperforming compared to other European countries.
The way we have ended up with our third prime minister in seven weeks and our fifth prime minister since the 2016 Brexit vote means – quite rightly – that the UK’s reputation for stable government has gone. Since 2016, the future of the UK has repeatedly been in the hands of a tiny self-selected group of people who happen to be members of the Conservative party.
They have tolerated Mr Johnson’s serial plotting and disloyalty to other leaders as well as his lying and dodgy dealings. Next month, Mr Johnson will hear many of his scandals and misjudgments reconsidered in a parliamentary investigation. Instead of returning to Downing Street, Mr Johnson – who has spent most of the past three months on holiday rather than doing any parliamentary work – will be forced to contemplate the results of his disgraceful behaviour, including his loss of two ethics advisers who found it impossible to work with him.
Mr Sunak, therefore, has the chance to change and rise above the Johnson years of serial plotting. Mr Johnson undermined his supposed friend, prime minister David Cameron, in 2016. In 2018, he undermined Mr Cameron’s successor, Theresa May. He even undermined himself due to his extraordinary ethical failures. Some conspiracy theorists believe he only supported Ms Truss because he saw how incompetent she was, and so when she inevitably failed he would have a chance at making a comeback.
In rejecting Mr Johnson, the Conservative party may finally have recognised that if they do what they’ve always done since Brexit, namely to give way to back-stairs plotters and ideologues, then they will not get what they have always got – power. They will, instead, face electoral oblivion, and deserve it. Mr Sunak needs to replace Mr Johnson’s crisis conservatism with competent conservatism. That means facing up to the reality of Brexit, and also the toxic legacy of Mr Johnson.
The biog
Hometown: Cairo
Age: 37
Favourite TV series: The Handmaid’s Tale, Black Mirror
Favourite anime series: Death Note, One Piece and Hellsing
Favourite book: Designing Brand Identity, Fifth Edition
The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
New UK refugee system
- A new “core protection” for refugees moving from permanent to a more basic, temporary protection
- Shortened leave to remain - refugees will receive 30 months instead of five years
- A longer path to settlement with no indefinite settled status until a refugee has spent 20 years in Britain
- To encourage refugees to integrate the government will encourage them to out of the core protection route wherever possible.
- Under core protection there will be no automatic right to family reunion
- Refugees will have a reduced right to public funds
How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Emergency phone numbers in the UAE
Estijaba – 8001717 – number to call to request coronavirus testing
Ministry of Health and Prevention – 80011111
Dubai Health Authority – 800342 – The number to book a free video or voice consultation with a doctor or connect to a local health centre
Emirates airline – 600555555
Etihad Airways – 600555666
Ambulance – 998
Knowledge and Human Development Authority – 8005432 ext. 4 for Covid-19 queries
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
What sanctions would be reimposed?
Under ‘snapback’, measures imposed on Iran by the UN Security Council in six resolutions would be restored, including:
- An arms embargo
- A ban on uranium enrichment and reprocessing
- A ban on launches and other activities with ballistic missiles capable of delivering nuclear weapons, as well as ballistic missile technology transfer and technical assistance
- A targeted global asset freeze and travel ban on Iranian individuals and entities
- Authorisation for countries to inspect Iran Air Cargo and Islamic Republic of Iran Shipping Lines cargoes for banned goods
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MATCH INFO
Hoffenheim v Liverpool
Uefa Champions League play-off, first leg
Location: Rhein-Neckar-Arena, Sinsheim
Kick-off: Tuesday, 10.45pm (UAE)
The specs: 2018 Harley-Davidson Fat Boy
Price, base / as tested Dh97,600
Engine 1,745cc Milwaukee-Eight v-twin engine
Transmission Six-speed gearbox
Power 78hp @ 5,250rpm
Torque 145Nm @ 3,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 5.0L / 100km (estimate)
Day 1 results:
Open Men (bonus points in brackets)
New Zealand 125 (1) beat UAE 111 (3)
India 111 (4) beat Singapore 75 (0)
South Africa 66 (2) beat Sri Lanka 57 (2)
Australia 126 (4) beat Malaysia -16 (0)
Open Women
New Zealand 64 (2) beat South Africa 57 (2)
England 69 (3) beat UAE 63 (1)
Australia 124 (4) beat UAE 23 (0)
New Zealand 74 (2) beat England 55 (2)
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The biog
Favourite books: 'Ruth Bader Ginsburg: A Life' by Jane D. Mathews and ‘The Moment of Lift’ by Melinda Gates
Favourite travel destination: Greece, a blend of ancient history and captivating nature. It always has given me a sense of joy, endless possibilities, positive energy and wonderful people that make you feel at home.
Favourite pastime: travelling and experiencing different cultures across the globe.
Favourite quote: “In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders” - Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook.
Favourite Movie: Mona Lisa Smile
Favourite Author: Kahlil Gibran
Favourite Artist: Meryl Streep
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Top 5 concerns globally:
1. Unemployment
2. Spread of infectious diseases
3. Fiscal crises
4. Cyber attacks
5. Profound social instability
Top 5 concerns in the Mena region
1. Energy price shock
2. Fiscal crises
3. Spread of infectious diseases
4. Unmanageable inflation
5. Cyber attacks
Source: World Economic Foundation
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Best Foreign Language Film nominees
Capernaum (Lebanon)
Cold War (Poland)
Never Look Away (Germany)
Roma (Mexico)
Shoplifters (Japan)
EXPATS
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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre V8 twin-turbocharged and three electric motors
Power: Combined output 920hp
Torque: 730Nm at 4,000-7,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch automatic
Fuel consumption: 11.2L/100km
On sale: Now, deliveries expected later in 2025
Price: expected to start at Dh1,432,000
GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
'How To Build A Boat'
Jonathan Gornall, Simon & Schuster
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
The five pillars of Islam
1. Fasting
2. Prayer
3. Hajj
4. Shahada
5. Zakat
