I never knew there was an art to hammering a nail into a wall.
All these years, there's been a reason why every nail I've ever handled has forsaken me and collapsed in a mangled mess - bent out of shape and utterly useless. The failure of countless DIY projects centred around one ultimate shortcoming: a lack of technique.
I had naively believed that all it took to hang something on a wall was to aim a hammer at any random nail and hope for the best.
Apparently not. According to the wall's material, there are a range of nails to choose from, varying in type and size. Based on the weight of whatever it is I want to hang, the nail has to be inserted at a certain angle. Hammering has to be confident and methodical, executed at just the right rhythm, from just the right stance. It's a science of precision, an exact calculation that will forever be my shortcoming.
It was Mr T who opened my eyes to all the benefits that can easily be taken for granted when living with a boy.
Thanks to Mr T, my knowledge of how best to wield a hammer has greatly expanded. I now know the exact position to be in to handle a drill: legs firm and at shoulder width, arms parallel to the floor. I can read a spirit level. I can appreciate the wonder that is the electric screwdriver. I can understand why a look of despair floods Mr T's eyes whenever I suggest yet another self-assembly purchase from a certain Swedish store.
But these are not the only things he's taught me. Before Mr T, I had no idea that pressing a certain button on my car's console would make air circulate internally, and leaving it unpressed would mean that hot air was being drawn in from the outside. Thanks to him, my car's air-conditioning system is now beyond reproach. He taught me that there are many ways I could harm myself from an incorrectly executed biceps curl.
He's quite useful to have around. He can fix any computer and make sure the wireless reaches the entire house. He taught me to marinate chicken in yoghurt. He changes light bulbs, finds the TV channels when they disappear, irons my clothes when I'm running late and calls the plumber when there's a leak; all tasks I shy away from doing.
Of course, not all of his lessons are absorbed well, and not all of his suggestions are gratefully accepted. I still refuse to cook rice his way, which includes a dollop of butter. I ignore his request to serve his bread untoasted because who doesn't like hot, crispy toast?
I'm afraid to ask him what he may have learned from living with me. The difference between a clutch and a tote, perhaps, or how to spot a Louboutin from the telltale red soles. But I knew I had to risk it anyway, and I approached him with my most serious face.
"What have you learned from living with me? Give me the first thing that pops into your head," I said to him.
He didn't even hesitate.
"To make sure there's always ice cream in the freezer," he said.
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
The specs
Engine: 5.0-litre supercharged V8
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Power: 575bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: Dh554,000
On sale: now
Test
Director: S Sashikanth
Cast: Nayanthara, Siddharth, Meera Jasmine, R Madhavan
Star rating: 2/5
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Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
One-off T20 International: UAE v Australia
When: Monday, October 22, 2pm start
Where: Abu Dhabi Cricket, Oval 1
Tickets: Admission is free
Australia squad: Aaron Finch (captain), Mitch Marsh, Alex Carey, Ashton Agar, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Chris Lynn, Nathan Lyon, Glenn Maxwell, Ben McDermott, Darcy Short, Billy Stanlake, Mitchell Starc, Andrew Tye, Adam Zampa, Peter Siddle
The biog
Hobby: Playing piano and drawing patterns
Best book: Awaken the Giant Within by Tony Robbins
Food of choice: Sushi
Favourite colour: Orange
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
Specs
Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request
Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier
Results
UAE beat Saudi Arabia by 12 runs
Kuwait beat Iran by eight wickets
Oman beat Maldives by 10 wickets
Bahrain beat Qatar by six wickets
Semi-finals
UAE v Qatar
Bahrain v Kuwait
All about the Sevens
Cape Town Sevens on Saturday and Sunday: Pools A – South Africa, Kenya, France, Russia; B – New Zealand, Australia, Spain, United States; C – England, Scotland, Argentina, Uganda; D – Fiji, Samoa, Canada, Wales
HSBC World Sevens Series standing after first leg in Dubai 1 South Africa; 2 New Zealand; 3 England; 4 Fiji; 5 Australia; 6 Samoa; 7 Kenya; 8 Scotland; 9 France; 10 Spain; 11 Argentina; 12 Canada; 13 Wales; 14 Uganda; 15 United States; 16 Russia