Have you ever wished you could change your mood at the drop of a hat?
Well, you may soon be able to, according to an University of Oxford professor who has invented a “happy hat” with the help of UAE investors. Professor Newton Howard says he has invented a machine that "hacks" the brain and allows wearers to experience a sustainable state of happiness.
“Happiness is a very basic necessity that every person on earth should be able to enjoy,” he said, during an online presentation in collaboration with Emirates Health Services and Entrepreneur.com, as part of UAE Innovates on Friday.
“True happiness is a sustainable life state that not only affects your mood but quite literally your health and your quality of life.
The technology we have developed is revolutionary, the plan is bold, and we believe the outcomes will benefit mankind for generations to come
Professor Newton Howard
“The technology we have developed is revolutionary, the plan is bold, and we believe the outcomes will benefit mankind for generations to come.”
Howard, who is a professor of neurocomputation, neurosurgery and mathematics at the University of Oxford and professor of brain sciences at Georgetown University in Washington, DC, claims the mechanism will be available within the next six months to one year in the UAE.
According to Howard, the technology, called the Kinetic Intelligent Wireless Implant, or Kiwi, will help address mental health issues in a matter of only 14 sessions, each lasting 20 minutes. He claims his invention will eliminate the use of medications for treating depression and anxiety.
The treatment works by sending miniature implantables to the brain through the nasal passage, which are then activated by a small propagator device that fits easily into a hat.
The system then records brain activity and stimulates the regrowth of neurons that are lost or damaged, by administering small electrical pulses.
Unlike traditional deep brain stimulation, the treatment is not invasive and does not require major surgery to insert, with the implantables measuring no more than a grain of rice.
Although Kiwi is not yet FDA approved, Howard is confident that it will soon be available in the UAE and has spoken of demand for the technology in the region. “Our major investors and funders come from the UAE and they are keen to bring this to the UAE as soon as possible,” he says.
“The technology we have developed is designed to be used at home and it can easily be slipped into a cap as you go about your day-to-day life. You can even wear it while you’re listening to music or working out in the gym and it enhances your mood.”
Howard has deployed prototypes and believes he is ready to go to market with Kiwi. And in his expert opinion, the treatment of mental illness is just the beginning of the device’s potential.
“By decoding the language of the brain and understanding how the brain works, we can enhance health and natural human capabilities,” he said. “If I want to learn how to speak Chinese in three weeks, I could do it with cognitive enhancements. The possibilities are endless.”
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The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
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- Over 500 Gazans have been evacuated to France since November 2023
- Evacuations were paused after a student already in France posted anti-Semitic content and was subsequently expelled to Qatar
- The Foreign Ministry launched a review to determine how authorities failed to detect the posts before her entry
- Artists and researchers fall under a programme called Pause that began in 2017
- It has benefited more than 700 people from 44 countries, including Syria, Turkey, Iran, and Sudan
- Since the start of the Gaza war, it has also included 45 Gazan beneficiaries
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Flying
Despite the extreme distance, flying to Fairbanks is relatively simple, requiring just one transfer in Seattle, which can be reached directly from Dubai with Emirates for Dh6,800 return.
Touring
Gondwana Ecotours’ seven-day Polar Bear Adventure starts in Fairbanks in central Alaska before visiting Kaktovik and Utqiarvik on the North Slope. Polar bear viewing is highly likely in Kaktovik, with up to five two-hour boat tours included. Prices start from Dh11,500 per person, with all local flights, meals and accommodation included; gondwanaecotours.com
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1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
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The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
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