Fashion editors get the opportunity to get a sneak preview of the new collections and trends before anyone else – and feel pretty certain that, most of the time, we’re ahead of the game, informed enough to be confident to pass on a certain amount of measured judgement.
Then comes menswear. Far more restrictive than womenswear in terms of fabric, shape and form, it’s nearly impossible to stay on top of the game. Then there are all the rules and regulations – black tie, white tie, morning suits, dressy casual, casual and business casual: it’s a minefield out there.
The problem is that what we see at the shows and in editorials is mostly suits, jackets and coats, more often than not in varying shades of black, navy, white and grey. Nothing much to get giddy about. Something, however, has been cropping up over the last few seasons that can’t be ignored. Something that needs addressing. The culprit? Dress shorts. You heard me: fancy shorts for men. Shorts that are not made for the beach, golf or barbecues, but shorts specifically designed for occasion wear. Still unsure? Think Pharrell Williams at the Oscars in a “shorts tuxedo”.
I’m all for experimentation. And it’s certainly unfair to favour the fairer sex – but the fact of the matter is that it’s always a bit of worry when menswear gets “risky”.
When it comes to dressing within menswear, there are fewer windows for exception and little room for a curve ball. Pretty much anything without a solid purpose is deemed inappropriate. If you must, though, let’s take you through some rules to avoid the inevitable embarrassment.
Don’t even consider the cheap option. The ultimate in quality is the only way that this is ever going to work out for you. Learn to understand fabrics. Know that when you squeeze a fabric it should bounce back into shape without leaving wrinkles. Think simple and subtle. Leave dapper for those who are able to invest a lot of time and energy in creating a “look”.
For hot weather, linen and cotton are the best options, although linen tends to crease, so go for a heavier fabric. Length-wise, aim to hit just above the knee – not too long and not too short – and pair with a casual, long-sleeved (that’s imperative) shirt with a rolled sleeve. I’m not categorically against pattern, just be wary of the obnoxious type.
Then comes swimwear. It sounds easy, doesn’t it? Surely a pair of trunks are a pair of trunks? Well, not so. If you don’t pay attention, the whole thing has the opportunity to go catastrophically wrong. Think droopy board shorts, high-waisted “dad shorts” or worse still, the tight trunk. There is only one style of acceptable trunk: one with a Velcro fly and a lace tie and a comfortable leg opening that hits a couple of inches above the knee. If you’re a little, err, doughy around the middle, black or navy will be your friend. Try not to budge on that. Even if squats are as important to you as breathing, resist the urge to show off with anything with Lycra. Nobody needs to see that.
Let’s face it, most men have little interest in beach fashion, thankfully. All we’re looking for here is something that is well-cut, flattering, subtle but (crucially) comfortable and cool. And remember, there’s very much the right and the wrong way to get noticed within menswear, especially when it comes to exposing flesh. Let’s stick to the former for everyone’s sake, shall we?
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Results
6.30pm: Mazrat Al Ruwayah Group Two (PA) US$55,000 (Dirt) 1,600m; Winner: Rasi, Harry Bentley (jockey), Sulaiman Al Ghunaimi (trainer).
7.05pm: Meydan Trophy (TB) $100,000 (Turf) 1,900m; Winner: Ya Hayati, William Buick, Charlie Appleby.
7.40pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (D) 1,200m; Winner: Bochart, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
8.15pm: Balanchine Group Two (TB) $250,000 (T) 1,800m; Winner: Magic Lily, William Buick, Charlie Appleby.
8.50pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 1,000m; Winner: Waady, Jim Crowley, Doug Watson.
9.25pm: Firebreak Stakes Group Three (TB) $200,000 (D) 1,600m; Winner: Capezzano, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer.
10pm: Handicap (TB) $175,000 (T) 2,410m; Winner: Eynhallow, Mickael Barzalona, Charlie Appleby.
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
By Sean Penn
Simon & Schuster
The biog
Name: Abeer Al Shahi
Emirate: Sharjah – Khor Fakkan
Education: Master’s degree in special education, preparing for a PhD in philosophy.
Favourite activities: Bungee jumping
Favourite quote: “My people and I will not settle for anything less than first place” – Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid.
Election pledges on migration
CDU: "Now is the time to control the German borders and enforce strict border rejections"
SPD: "Border closures and blanket rejections at internal borders contradict the spirit of a common area of freedom"
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
GOLF’S RAHMBO
- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
KILLING OF QASSEM SULEIMANI
Sri Lanka Test squad:
Dimuth Karunaratne (stand-in captain), Niroshan Dickwella (vice captain), Lahiru Thirimanne, Kaushal Silva, Kusal Mendis, Kusal Janith Perera, Milinda Siriwardana, Dhananjaya de Silva, Oshada Fernando, Angelo Perera, Suranga Lakmal, Kasun Rajitha, Vishwa Fernando, Chamika Karunaratne, Mohamed Shiraz, Lakshan Sandakan and Lasith Embuldeniya.
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How to keep control of your emotions
If your investment decisions are being dictated by emotions such as fear, greed, hope, frustration and boredom, it is time for a rethink, Chris Beauchamp, chief market analyst at online trading platform IG, says.
Greed
Greedy investors trade beyond their means, open more positions than usual or hold on to positions too long to chase an even greater gain. “All too often, they incur a heavy loss and may even wipe out the profit already made.
Tip: Ignore the short-term hype, noise and froth and invest for the long-term plan, based on sound fundamentals.
Fear
The risk of making a loss can cloud decision-making. “This can cause you to close out a position too early, or miss out on a profit by being too afraid to open a trade,” he says.
Tip: Start with a plan, and stick to it. For added security, consider placing stops to reduce any losses and limits to lock in profits.
Hope
While all traders need hope to start trading, excessive optimism can backfire. Too many traders hold on to a losing trade because they believe that it will reverse its trend and become profitable.
Tip: Set realistic goals. Be happy with what you have earned, rather than frustrated by what you could have earned.
Frustration
Traders can get annoyed when the markets have behaved in unexpected ways and generates losses or fails to deliver anticipated gains.
Tip: Accept in advance that asset price movements are completely unpredictable and you will suffer losses at some point. These can be managed, say, by attaching stops and limits to your trades.
Boredom
Too many investors buy and sell because they want something to do. They are trading as entertainment, rather than in the hope of making money. As well as making bad decisions, the extra dealing charges eat into returns.
Tip: Open an online demo account and get your thrills without risking real money.
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.