No kids fighting on the back seat or asking every five minutes "are we there yet"? No back seat driver inquiring if you "really know where you are going".
Nothing but you and the open road. A length of tarmac that stretches before you for an eternity. Winding roads, straight roads, it
really doesn't matter as long as there is just you and your bike and a desire to ride.
But every now and then, it can be fun to head out for a fang (Australian biker talk for a fast ride) with a few of your mates. Some friendly rivalry through the twisty bits can make for an interesting story or two at the end of the day but for the most part it is the sheer pleasure of hanging with a few buddies and sharing the love of two-wheeled freedom.
It is not unusual to see a couple of guys riding together, à la Easy Rider style, at any given time on any given stretch of road. It is also not unusual to see maybe a group of five to 10 riders out for a weekend cruise.
Occasionally you might come across a motorcycle club out for an excursion with 50-odd riders taking up a fair slice of the road.
To some degree, this can contribute to the image of the motorcyclist as a "bikie". The general perception of a bikie in the minds of the public is often one of a mean, nasty, angry piece of work, whose bike is a symbol of his rebellious nature.
But not all motorcyclists are such beasts. And even some who do fill the description can have a soft centre.
Many years ago, I was sent out to cover a story about two rival bikie gangs who had got into a bit of a scuffle in which one of the members of a gang had been shot.
A photographer and I spent the day travelling from the scene of the shooting to the gang's headquarters and then the hospital tracking down the story. All day, we were shadowed by gentlemen on motorcycles who fitted the persona of a bikie.
I wrote the story, it was published and life went on.
Some weeks later, my younger brother was in a queue at a movie theatre when a nine-foot Hells Angel type walked up to him and, in a gruff voice, said: "You David Green's brother?"
My brother, not wishing to appear antagonistic, replied "Er, yes." The somewhat overbearing bikie then said, "You give him a message. You tell him he did a [expletive] job on that story about us and tell him if he ever needs a favour just give us a call."
I have yet to call in the favour. But it does go to show that even the toughest-looking bikie may have a heart of gold.
But this is not the only example of rough, tough bikie types revealing their inner soft centres.
Every Christmas back home in Australia, and in other places around the globe, an annual event takes place which draws motorcycle riders together like flies to a country barbecue.
It is a charity ride, where motorcyclists from throughout the country congregate in the capital cities then ride, en masse, to a location at which the Salvation Army collects toys, food and other much-needed good from the riders to distribute to the less than fortunate members of the community.
In the case of Melbourne, my home-town, as many as 15,000 riders can turn out for the event.
The day starts early with riders making their way into the city, either as individuals or in groups. Many decorate their bikes in a Christmas theme - some with a few strands of tinsel, while others would go all out, even sticking reindeer antlers on their helmets - and any differences of opinion between riders as to who has the better bike are put aside for the day.
It is an amazing experiencecruising through the city with every type of bike imaginable surrounding you.
Everyone obeys the law, no one causes any trouble and a lot of families get to enjoy Christmas who would normally go without.
As someone who has been riding for more years than I care to count, it is a warming experience to see the hardened image of the motorcyclist as a "bikie" buried if only for a short time and replaced with a "biker".
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
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Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
Seemar’s top six for the Dubai World Cup Carnival:
1. Reynaldothewizard
2. North America
3. Raven’s Corner
4. Hawkesbury
5. New Maharajah
6. Secret Ambition
Cases of coronavirus in the GCC as of March 15
Saudi Arabia – 103 infected, 0 dead, 1 recovered
UAE – 86 infected, 0 dead, 23 recovered
Bahrain – 210 infected, 0 dead, 44 recovered
Kuwait – 104 infected, 0 dead, 5 recovered
Qatar – 337 infected, 0 dead, 4 recovered
Oman – 19 infected, 0 dead, 9 recovered
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
MATCH INFO
Serie A
Juventus v Fiorentina, Saturday, 8pm (UAE)
Match is on BeIN Sports
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
Specs
Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric
Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
Torque: 985Nm
Price: From Dh439,000
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Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
The biog
Fast facts on Neil Armstrong’s personal life:
- Armstrong was born on August 5, 1930, in Wapakoneta, Ohio
- He earned his private pilot’s license when he was 16 – he could fly before he could drive
- There was tragedy in his married life: Neil and Janet Armstrong’s daughter Karen died at the age of two in 1962 after suffering a brain tumour. She was the couple’s only daughter. Their two sons, Rick and Mark, consulted on the film
- After Armstrong departed Nasa, he bought a farm in the town of Lebanon, Ohio, in 1971 – its airstrip allowed him to tap back into his love of flying
- In 1994, Janet divorced Neil after 38 years of marriage. Two years earlier, Neil met Carol Knight, who became his second wife in 1994
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Emirates (www.emirates.com) flies directly to Hanoi, Vietnam, with fares starting from around Dh2,725 return, while Etihad (www.etihad.com) fares cost about Dh2,213 return with a stop. Chuong is 25 kilometres south of Hanoi.
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WWE TLC results
Asuka won the SmackDown Women's title in a TLC triple threat with Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair
Dean Ambrose won the Intercontinental title against Seth Rollins
Daniel Bryan retained the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against AJ Styles
Ronda Rousey retained the Raw Women's Championship against Nia Jax
Rey Mysterio beat Randy Orton in a chairs match
Finn Balor defeated Drew McIntyre
Natalya beat Ruby Riott in a tables match
Braun Strowman beat Baron Corbin in a TLC match
Sheamus and Cesaro retained the SmackDown Tag Titles against The Usos and New Day
R-Truth and Carmella won the Mixed Match Challenge by beating Jinder Mahal and Alicia Fox
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The specs: 2018 Peugeot 5008
Price, base / as tested: Dh99,900 / Dh134,900
Engine: 1.6-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Transmission: Six-speed automatic
Power: 165hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 240Nm @ 1,400rpm
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Paatal Lok season two
Directors: Avinash Arun, Prosit Roy
Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong
Rating: 4.5/5
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The more serious side of specialty coffee
While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.
The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.
Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”
One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.
Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms.
The biog
Name: Abeer Al Shahi
Emirate: Sharjah – Khor Fakkan
Education: Master’s degree in special education, preparing for a PhD in philosophy.
Favourite activities: Bungee jumping
Favourite quote: “My people and I will not settle for anything less than first place” – Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid.
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