I just spent the afternoon driving at an average speed of 200kph, round city streets, mountain roads and finally at a racetrack in my Corvette Z06. No, I've not been trying to get arrested. I have a new toy in my garage, a giant driving simulator that lets you drive your car as fast as you like without leaving the garage. It's called the Tag Systems TS8000.
It's Australian. But it has just launched here in the States, so they asked if they could set up in my garage. I was a bit sceptical. I said why don't I just take my own car out and drive it? They said, well you can drive as fast as you want on any racecourse or street that you want in any kind of weather conditions.
So, I admit I had to get talked into it, but I have to get talked into everything, whether it's e-mail or the iPad or whatever. But eventually I said yes and next thing I know they are at the shop.
It didn't take long to set up. It's a mobile system and takes maybe half a day to install. You open the door, pull in and, depending on the car, there are some universal brackets that fit on the rear axle. It works on a rolling road. The front wheels go on some pads that turn with the wheel. You turn off the traction control, start the car and off you go.
The realism is amazing. The car's under load and sounds exactly as the car would sound at 240kph. There are fans that simulate whatever speed you're driving and the exhaust is extracted out the back through big hoses.
It's a bit alarming when I am driving and I look at the speedometer and it says 240 and the tach is reading 6,000 and I'm in 6th gear and I look over and there's a guy standing right next to me - aghh! It actually grabs you that much. It's fun because you're actually driving the car. The only thing you don't get is g-force, obviously. But as you climb a hill and the hill drops off, it's like you're airborne. It's amazing.
It seems very safe. It is rated to 1,100hp and for now the top speed is around 290kph. So there'll be no taking the McLaren F1 to 390kph just yet. You can't really come off the rollers as you're not actually travelling at 240kph. It's not a two-ton object travelling at 240kph when something horrible happens. You're staying in the same place.
But the sense of speed is tremendous. So is the sense of inertia. It's the rear wheels spinning the rollers, so when you lay off, the car slows down. The minute you step on the brake, the car stops.
It takes two or three passes to get your body and your mind acclimated to exactly what's happening but after about 15 minutes it becomes second nature. You find yourself doing things you could never do on the road. Like in the Corvette, hitting almost seven grand in every gear, including the top gear. Most guys who have exotic cars have never heard their car run at 320kph, or even 260 or 270. It's pretty neat. The car is doing everything it does at those speeds, so it's pretty amazing. And it gives you a sense of really how fast that is. Stuff is flying by you incredibly quickly.
For a while I actually got carsick. I was on the rally course in the mountains, doing jumps, and I actually had to pull over. It's amazing how it tricks your senses.
You can put in any road you want. They're from Australia so they have their version of popular roads and some roads that they've developed that are just interesting to drive on. But they could put in pretty well any road or track you want.
I think it'd be fun to put the Nürburgring in there. It would be fun to put Laguna Seca in and drive some of my cars through the Corkscrew. If I put in Brooklands I could drive my Lagonda, 8L Bentley or my single-seater Speed Six Bentley there. That would be great fun - vintage tracks and that type of thing.
It's fun to be able to see what your car can do. Let's face it, anything over 160kph in any western country and you're thrown in prison. You can also race legally with this thing. Say I've got a Camaro and you've got a Mustang and we want to race, well you turn to the drag race simulator and you pull up next to each other. The Christmas tree comes down and you dump the clutch at five grand and the wheels spin until they get traction as they normally would because you do it under load, and at the end your torque, your time, your speed, your horsepower, all the pertinent information, comes up on the computer right next to you. There's no line so you actually know which car is faster. Instead of two guys going out and trying to kill each other on a public highway somewhere, two guys with fast street cars can pull into this thing and race. Each unit is self-contained so you could have three or four in a row and race against each other.
They can set it up so you are in a car chase with a police car behind you. The really cool thing about it is not just for fun but its application for police training or driver training.
Other applications are driver training for schools. There's no insurance liability because you're not out on the public roads. It can rain or snow, it can be day, night, whatever you like.
I'm not really a video game guy. What this is, really, is a chassis dyno that you can use to have fun with. I've got a chassis dyno in my shop and we run the cars on it. This will give you horsepower readout, torque, specs, time, and you can actually have some fun with it while you're solving problems as well. It's a good way to test components and overheating tyres and everything like that as well. On a rainy day, I want to go for a drive and I don't want to get my car wet …
We spent the whole afternoon playing with this thing. All the guys got in and got a shot at it. Guys that I would never let drive my Corvette, I let drive my Corvette, because I'm standing right there. The idea that I'm doing 240kph in my garage is hilarious.
Essentials
The flights
Whether you trek after mountain gorillas in Rwanda, Uganda or the Congo, the most convenient international airport is in Rwanda’s capital city, Kigali. There are direct flights from Dubai a couple of days a week with RwandAir. Otherwise, an indirect route is available via Nairobi with Kenya Airways. Flydubai flies to Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo, via Entebbe in Uganda. Expect to pay from US$350 (Dh1,286) return, including taxes.
The tours
Superb ape-watching tours that take in all three gorilla countries mentioned above are run by Natural World Safaris. In September, the company will be operating a unique Ugandan ape safari guided by well-known primatologist Ben Garrod.
In the Democratic Republic of Congo, local operator Kivu Travel can organise pretty much any kind of safari throughout the Virunga National Park and elsewhere in eastern Congo.
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
The biog
Marital status: Separated with two young daughters
Education: Master's degree from American Univeristy of Cairo
Favourite book: That Is How They Defeat Despair by Salwa Aladian
Favourite Motto: Their happiness is your happiness
Goal: For Nefsy to become his legacy long after he is gon
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
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Specs
Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request
The specs: 2018 Volkswagen Teramont
Price, base / as tested Dh137,000 / Dh189,950
Engine 3.6-litre V6
Gearbox Eight-speed automatic
Power 280hp @ 6,200rpm
Torque 360Nm @ 2,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.7L / 100km
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
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Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Atalanta v Juventus (6pm)
AC Milan v Napoli (9pm)
Torino v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
Sunday
Bologna v Parma (3.30pm)
Sassuolo v Lazio (6pm)
Roma v Brescia (6pm)
Verona v Fiorentina (6pm)
Sampdoria v Udinese (9pm)
Lecce v Cagliari (11.45pm)
Monday
SPAL v Genoa (11.45pm)
NYBL PROFILE
Company name: Nybl
Date started: November 2018
Founder: Noor Alnahhas, Michael LeTan, Hafsa Yazdni, Sufyaan Abdul Haseeb, Waleed Rifaat, Mohammed Shono
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Software Technology / Artificial Intelligence
Initial investment: $500,000
Funding round: Series B (raising $5m)
Partners/Incubators: Dubai Future Accelerators Cohort 4, Dubai Future Accelerators Cohort 6, AI Venture Labs Cohort 1, Microsoft Scale-up
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Company: Instabug
Founded: 2013
Based: Egypt, Cairo
Sector: IT
Employees: 100
Stage: Series A
Investors: Flat6Labs, Accel, Y Combinator and angel investors
Specs
Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric
Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
Torque: 985Nm
Price: From Dh439,000
Available: Now