The Jaguar XKR was the ideal car for my carefully planned, cross-continental marriage proposal mission. The sleek, powerful car provided a perfectly refined and suitably British chunk of GT magic with which to tackle the 1,600km hack from London to Barcelona, at the end of which I dropped to one knee as the sun went down in that glorious city and popped the question.
Of course, the XKR wasn't mine - as a motoring journalist, my finances barely stretch to a new bicycle, let alone a new supercar. I'd simply borrowed it for the occasion, and come the end of the loan period, with all the certainty of Cinderella vanishing at midnight, it was gone.
But months later, when it came to choosing the wedding car, and as my girlfriend Erica and I slipped deeper into the logistical nightmare that is wedding planning, it rapidly became clear that borrowing a car was more trouble than it was worth. So, reluctantly, I called a Siena firm and booked a nondescript Mercedes S-Class.
The only other car I had to source was a runaround for our week in Italy. Being driven by budget alone, in five minutes over the internet, I'd booked the smallest Eurobox the rental firm at the Pisa airport had. It would be ideal to use on the streets of Italian villages, and it was cheap.
But after landing in Pisa, something happened. The chap at the rental office, on learning we were in town to get hitched, couldn't be more helpful - the only thing Italians love more than a strong espresso is a wedding. He was so excited, in fact, he upgraded us.
We wondered what our new wheels would be, silently hoping for the luxury of an Opel Corsa or perhaps - dare we dream - a Fiat Punto, when our man came back beaming. "Cinquecento!" he said grandly, handing me a Fiat key. My Italian's not too good, but even I know that means 500, which meant we were about to drive away in 69hp's worth of motoring joy made in Turin.
The Fiat 500 is an Italian institution. First made in 1957, it did for small cars what the Vespa had done for scooters ten years earlier: bringing transport to the masses. Being just three metres long, and with only 13hp from the 479cc, twin-cylinder motor in its boot, those first 500s were neither big nor fast. But they were popular, and went on to become as synonymously Italian as pizza, breadsticks and bad driving.
These original 500s are still seen all over Italy today. Some are home to local wildlife in fields across the country, some backfire their way up and down mountain passes, while others have been lovingly restored and parade the catwalk thoroughfares of Rome and Milan. Either way, they're hard to miss.
Production of the original 500 lasted until 1975, remarkable for such a basic vehicle with anaemic power. Then Fiat, bolstered by the success of the retro-inspired Mini Cooper and Volkswagen's New Beetle, previewed a modern take of the 500 at the 2004 Geneva Motor Show. It was so well received that it went into production in 2007 almost unchanged.
Like the original, this latest 500 is tiny (though it is much bigger than the diminutive original). But the boot swallowed our luggage - even if the two bags did fill it - and when we hopped in we found enough room for two fully grown adults in the front.
Onto the autostrada and heading for Siena on a scorcher of an Italian summer's day, I discovered the tiny Fiat's ace card - it is perhaps the best vehicle in the world to drive with the windows down. Somehow, it creates a pocket of still air and you can comfortably cruise at 130kph, windows open, and still hear the radio. Although whether you want to hear Italian radio is another matter, as all the stations are either stuck in the 1980s or someone is arguing very loudly about football.
During this drive, Erica and I had a moment of clarity - the 500 would be our wedding car. It may have been prone to drifting in strong winds, and the accelerator pedal was little more than a volume control for the engine, but the tiny Fiat had charm, character, and was as Italian as a Ferrari at Monza. It would also save us the ?400 (Dh2,051) of hiring the faceless Merc.
And it got better, simply because our wedding ceremony was being held in Siena's town hall, which is not your average civic establishment. Instead, it is the centrepiece of one of the most stunning fourteenth-century squares anywhere in the world - the very same square that James Bond pops up in after the opening car chase in Quantum of Solace.
For obvious reasons of preservation, this historic location is kept traffic-free. But this being the land of love, special dispensation is afforded to anyone marrying in the town hall and wedding cars are allowed. After all, you can't have newlyweds catching the bus.
All of which meant, not only did the love of my life become my wife that day, and not only were we surrounded by our nearest and dearest in an unforgettable location, but when the time came to leave Siena for the reception in the countryside, I got to live out my own Italian Job fantasies (albeit not in a Mini Cooper), tearing through the majestic heart of an ancient Italian city and into the countryside.
First though, the wife had to get in, which proved somewhat difficult in a wedding dress, but with several helping hands folding up acres of frock into the footwell, we were off.
Winding out of Siena, the little Fiat was ideal as we dodged waving pedestrians, slack-jawed tourists taking photos, and flocks of pigeons through the cobbled streets, tooting the horn all the way as is the custom for newlyweds in Italy.
And once free of the city, there was a half-hour dash into the hills. Here the roads twisted and turned their sinuous way ever upwards and the 500 really came alive.
On roads this tight, the car's abject lack of power really didn't matter, while the short wheelbase made for hilariously fast steering. We eventually skidded to a halt outside the reception venue - an aged villa in the heart of a vineyard - grinning from ear to ear a full 20 minutes before the rest of the guests.
The XKR may have got the ball rolling, but it was the Fiat 500 which made the day.
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THE BIO
Favourite author - Paulo Coelho
Favourite holiday destination - Cuba
New York Times or Jordan Times? NYT is a school and JT was my practice field
Role model - My Grandfather
Dream interviewee - Che Guevara
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre 6-cyl turbo
Power: 374hp at 5,500-6,500rpm
Torque: 500Nm from 1,900-5,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 8.5L/100km
Price: from Dh285,000
On sale: from January 2022
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Specs – Taycan 4S
Engine: Electric
Transmission: 2-speed auto
Power: 571bhp
Torque: 650Nm
Price: Dh431,800
Specs – Panamera
Engine: 3-litre V6 with 100kW electric motor
Transmission: 2-speed auto
Power: 455bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: from Dh431,800
Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
Moral education needed in a 'rapidly changing world'
Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
How being social media savvy can improve your well being
Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
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The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)
Display: 21cm Liquid Retina Display, 2266 x 1488, 326ppi, 500 nits
Chip: Apple A17 Pro, 6-core CPU, 5-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Storage: 128/256/512GB
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, digital zoom up to 5x, Smart HDR 4
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR 4, full-HD @ 25/30/60fps
Biometrics: Touch ID, Face ID
Colours: Blue, purple, space grey, starlight
In the box: iPad mini, USB-C cable, 20W USB-C power adapter
Price: From Dh2,099
T20 World Cup Qualifier fixtures
Tuesday, October 29
Qualifier one, 2.10pm – Netherlands v UAE
Qualifier two, 7.30pm – Namibia v Oman
Wednesday, October 30
Qualifier three, 2.10pm – Scotland v loser of qualifier one
Qualifier four, 7.30pm – Hong Kong v loser of qualifier two
Thursday, October 31
Fifth-place playoff, 2.10pm – winner of qualifier three v winner of qualifier four
Friday, November 1
Semi-final one, 2.10pm – Ireland v winner of qualifier one
Semi-final two, 7.30pm – PNG v winner of qualifier two
Saturday, November 2
Third-place playoff, 2.10pm
Final, 7.30pm
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If you go
The flights
Emirates (www.emirates.com) and Etihad (www.etihad.com) both fly direct to Bengaluru, with return fares from Dh 1240. From Bengaluru airport, Coorg is a five-hour drive by car.
The hotels
The Tamara (www.thetamara.com) is located inside a working coffee plantation and offers individual villas with sprawling views of the hills (tariff from Dh1,300, including taxes and breakfast).
When to go
Coorg is an all-year destination, with the peak season for travel extending from the cooler months between October and March.
Yahya Al Ghassani's bio
Date of birth: April 18, 1998
Playing position: Winger
Clubs: 2015-2017 – Al Ahli Dubai; March-June 2018 – Paris FC; August – Al Wahda
Bharat
Director: Ali Abbas Zafar
Starring: Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif, Sunil Grover
Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
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