As I slide into the understated but extremely well-appointed Volvo S80, I immediately realise two things. First, there's none of the glam bang you get in a BMW or a Mercedes; as those Teutonic two fight it out among themselves, the Swedes have been looking at things in a different light. The second thing was that in just a few seconds I felt right at home and rather comfy. This is no German über-saloon, it's a Swedish massage.
The S80 is a bit of an anachronism as it does the big saloon thing in a different way to the other big players, and yet goes right up against them in the sales charts. It also targets the young hip audience, despite having an older and more conservative buyer profile. Is it confused or is just Scandinavian?
On paper, the S80 has a lot going on for it. With its sleek rear roofline and sculpted bonnet and grille, it looks great on the road. It also has a quiet ride and an engine to match. Inside it's like a designer art gallery, all white and clean. Mind you, it's probably the most comfortable art gallery I've ever been to.
The interior is designed around the floating centre console and the sweeping fascia that was allegedly sculpted to represent Swedish snowdrifts. The seats in particular are vintage Volvo, supremely comfortable and just the right consistency. There's no hard BMW sports seats here; this is all built around kilometre after kilometre of cosseted driving.
There's also a great sound system that'll cope with everything from the Beastie Boys to Beethoven with equal aplomb. This is a car for anyone of any age.
The S80 also has the controversial Bliss system fitted, which I rather like. For the uninitiated, a small light just inside the window by the mirror warns you when someone is in your blind spot. While others argue about the possible distraction of the blinking orange light, I love the extra pair of eyes in a country where no one seems to understand the dangers of driving in someone else's rear three-quarter. OK, it does tend to flash at some rather odd moments, but in all the Bliss system is great.
The one downside to the S80 is the front-wheel-drive system, which gives the car a hot hatch handling style. That's fine when the car weighs the same as a hatchback, but the S80 doesn't, so it struggles in tight turns at speed when many of its rear-wheel-drive rivals will simply bowl through the bends without a worry.
The car's size and layout just isn't as sharp as a rear-wheel-drive car, so it tends to trip over its own feet in the corners; it needs to be pushed rather than pulled.
Luckily, the engine makes up a lot of the difference. The combination of five cylinders and a turbocharger really haul the S80 along at a fair pace. Its 0-to-100kph time of 7.5 seconds just doesn't tell the whole story, as you soon completely forget that there's only a 2.5L engine under the hood.
Once on the move, the Volvo proves itself time and time again with plenty of available power right through the range. Overtaking is a breeze and, importantly, the inside of the cabin remains quiet and composed throughout the whole process. I thoroughly enjoyed wafting past procrastinating drivers with the stereo on low and the AC quietly cooling as a backing track.
For me, the S80 is a left field choice that is well worth investigating. The drive isn't as involving as a BMW and the interior isn't as sumptuous as a Mercedes, but then you can't have it all, I guess. Anyone wanting to show off and make a load of noise should look elsewhere, as this is not the car for you. This is nicely refined, large-saloon motoring that ticked almost every box I could find.
That Nordic interior and the purposeful exterior add up to something very different from the competition. If you want a smooth, creamy motorway cruiser, there isn't much that comes close. The Volvo S80 does everything so well I found myself getting very used to it very quickly. The problem came when I have to give it back.
It may not be the most dynamic driving experience on the market, but when I returned to other less refined modes of transport, I really missed the caramel-centred S80 and its snowdrift dashboard. Roll on, to cooler climes.
motoring@thenational.ae
Dates for the diary
To mark Bodytree’s 10th anniversary, the coming season will be filled with celebratory activities:
- September 21 Anyone interested in becoming a certified yoga instructor can sign up for a 250-hour course in Yoga Teacher Training with Jacquelene Sadek. It begins on September 21 and will take place over the course of six weekends.
- October 18 to 21 International yoga instructor, Yogi Nora, will be visiting Bodytree and offering classes.
- October 26 to November 4 International pilates instructor Courtney Miller will be on hand at the studio, offering classes.
- November 9 Bodytree is hosting a party to celebrate turning 10, and everyone is invited. Expect a day full of free classes on the grounds of the studio.
- December 11 Yogeswari, an advanced certified Jivamukti teacher, will be visiting the studio.
- February 2, 2018 Bodytree will host its 4th annual yoga market.
UAE - India ties
The UAE is India’s third-largest trade partner after the US and China
Annual bilateral trade between India and the UAE has crossed US$ 60 billion
The UAE is the fourth-largest exporter of crude oil for India
Indians comprise the largest community with 3.3 million residents in the UAE
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi first visited the UAE in August 2015
His visit on August 23-24 will be the third in four years
Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, visited India in February 2016
Sheikh Mohamed was the chief guest at India’s Republic Day celebrations in January 2017
Modi will visit Bahrain on August 24-25
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Asia Cup 2018 Qualifier
Sunday's results:
- UAE beat Malaysia by eight wickets
- Nepal beat Singapore by four wickets
- Oman v Hong Kong, no result
Tuesday fixtures:
- Malaysia v Singapore
- UAE v Oman
- Nepal v Hong Kong
More from Neighbourhood Watch:
Ms Yang's top tips for parents new to the UAE
- Join parent networks
- Look beyond school fees
- Keep an open mind
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How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
How green is the expo nursery?
Some 400,000 shrubs and 13,000 trees in the on-site nursery
An additional 450,000 shrubs and 4,000 trees to be delivered in the months leading up to the expo
Ghaf, date palm, acacia arabica, acacia tortilis, vitex or sage, techoma and the salvadora are just some heat tolerant native plants in the nursery
Approximately 340 species of shrubs and trees selected for diverse landscape
The nursery team works exclusively with organic fertilisers and pesticides
All shrubs and trees supplied by Dubai Municipality
Most sourced from farms, nurseries across the country
Plants and trees are re-potted when they arrive at nursery to give them room to grow
Some mature trees are in open areas or planted within the expo site
Green waste is recycled as compost
Treated sewage effluent supplied by Dubai Municipality is used to meet the majority of the nursery’s irrigation needs
Construction workforce peaked at 40,000 workers
About 65,000 people have signed up to volunteer
Main themes of expo is ‘Connecting Minds, Creating the Future’ and three subthemes of opportunity, mobility and sustainability.
Expo 2020 Dubai to open in October 2020 and run for six months
What are the influencer academy modules?
- Mastery of audio-visual content creation.
- Cinematography, shots and movement.
- All aspects of post-production.
- Emerging technologies and VFX with AI and CGI.
- Understanding of marketing objectives and audience engagement.
- Tourism industry knowledge.
- Professional ethics.
The National photo project
Chris Whiteoak, a photographer at The National, spent months taking some of Jacqui Allan's props around the UAE, positioning them perfectly in front of some of the country's most recognisable landmarks. He placed a pirate on Kite Beach, in front of the Burj Al Arab, the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland at the Burj Khalifa, and brought one of Allan's snails (Freddie, which represents her grandfather) to the Dubai Frame. In Abu Dhabi, a dinosaur went to Al Ain's Jebel Hafeet. And a flamingo was taken all the way to the Hatta Mountains. This special project suitably brings to life the quirky nature of Allan's prop shop (and Allan herself!).
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Women’s World T20, Asia Qualifier
UAE results
Beat China by 16 runs
Lost to Thailand by 10 wickets
Beat Nepal by five runs
Beat Hong Kong by eight wickets
Beat Malaysia by 34 runs
Standings (P, W, l, NR, points)
1. Thailand 5 4 0 1 9
2. UAE 5 4 1 0 8
3. Nepal 5 2 1 2 6
4. Hong Kong 5 2 2 1 5
5. Malaysia 5 1 4 0 2
6. China 5 0 5 0 0
Final
Thailand v UAE, Monday, 7am
Emergency
Director: Kangana Ranaut
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry
Rating: 2/5
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
Match info
Uefa Champions League Group B
Tottenham Hotspur 1 (Eriksen 80')
Inter Milan 0
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
