This morning I almost wept. Why? Because it was hot - baking hot, in fact. I stood still for a moment, perplexed and mildly agitated that someone (myself) was going to put me through another summer. The whole thing felt about as fun as open heart surgery.
But I'm going to do things differently this time. Can I tell you what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to turn this column into a series of depressing observations about the heat, and/or lengthy descriptions of just how awful the whole thing is. Yes it's hot. Yes it's utterly miserable, but hey ho, I'm still here, you're still here, it's still here … and we are all just fine.
Point made, case closed; or so you would think. The problem is, fast-forward an hour or so and we are unexpectedly cold. In fact, we're freezing, and the hope of talking about some nice new topic disappears, drowned out by a whole new set of frigid grimaces revolving around air conditioning. I suppose it's a good thing we are conditioned to forget pain, to romanticise it; like running, or childbirth (so I hear), because if we truly remembered the sheer horror of summer we would never ever do it again.
Having said that, what I am going to do in my newly arrived, altogether more positive state is advise you how to deal with it, how to beat it.
The trouble with most summer outfits is that they're products of necessity, not of enjoyment or of taste. We choose something that will cause the least amount of damage rather than something we think will look good, which doesn't necessarily need to be the case. While there is no doubt when the mercury climbs above 40°C we need functional clothing, there are still ways in which to appear stylish.
Start with good underwear. A strapless bra is a good investment. It can go under hot-weather staples such as camisoles and summer dresses, widening our options. Next stop should be our choice of fabric. It's all about natural fibres - unless you are running a marathon, in which case, certain synthetic fabric combinations are used to get rid of sweat. Cotton breathes better than anything else, and finer threads with a looser weave will all help add to a textile's breathability. You need to allow air to circulate in order to stay cool, so remember to check the tag: synthetic fibres are typically non-breathable, trapping the hot air inside, so avoid them at all cost.
Ironically, people tend to think less is more when it comes to beating the heat, which is not entirely true. In fact, full trouser legs and covered sleeves lend themselves to UV protection, especially if in a light colour, and can be more cooling than a T-shirt and shorts in the right conditions. Light colours will reflect the sunlight where darker shades will absorb, keeping your clothes themselves from growing warmer. Be careful about lightweight fabrics as they can be misleading; while silk may feel light on the skin, if you're likely to sweat it will show. Linen can be another trap due to terrible creasing caused by humidity.
Avoid accessories that might weigh you down, especially around your wrists and neck for the same reasons you wouldn't wear a scarf.
In short, take a good look at the local women from hotter climates who have mastered the art, and know that, despite the odds, the more we wear the less direct sunlight we soak up. So long as it can be done with light and breathable fabrics, we will be an altogether happier bunch; perhaps even leaving some room for some rather more stimulating conversation.
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At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, (Leon banned).
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
No more lice
Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
Courtesy Dr Vishal Rajmal Mehta, specialist paediatrics, RAK Hospital
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Through Her Lens: The stories behind the photography of Eva Sereny
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The specs
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Specs
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
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- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
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