My mother, in her infinite wisdom, advised me to avoid men who smell of cheap aftershave, or wear flashy jewellery or - strangely, now I think about it - slip-on shoes. Until now I obeyed her; it was easy. You see, the last time I lived in London the men were all a little - for want of a better word - grubby. That was just the way it was. If you wanted a white-toothed, altogether more shiny package, you packed your bags and headed to the land of the hamburger, where glossy Americans preened and polished their way up in the world.
London boys, on the other hand, were messy. Their hair was tousled, and not purposefully so - part rock star, part dangerous and, of course, part exciting. The problem with age is that most of us change direction slightly. Good living and a bit of self-pampering - "because we are worth it" - slip into our routine in the way that staying up all night and eating sugary cereals did in our twenties.
Which is surely a good thing. The problem is, what starts as a bit of leave-in conditioner and night cream spirals into a terrifying series of rituals that threatens to take over. And that's only the girls.
My worries were heightened at dinner last week. I was sitting beside a rather famous actor who (without a whiff of shame, I might add) announced to the waiter that he wished to "hold the bun". The man was British, and he held the bun. He was "doing the Dukan", he explained to the confused waiter. Of course he was.
For most of you this isn't a new thing, but in Britain no one holds the bun. Come to think of it, in Britain nobody holds out on anything - not in public, anyway. In fact, it's rather shameful to reveal that you have resorted to a diet - like waving a giant neon sign that says, "Hey, over here! Come join us at the wildly out-of-control table."
Of course, Americans have been doing it for ages. Power bars and four-hour gym sessions on a Saturday morning are the norm; the reward - half a banana and a Saturday- night bike ride.
But I thought this generation of British men was different: they were allowed, indeed supposed, to laugh vanity in the face. Yet here we are now with "age-defying" injections and hair implants, and the Dukan diet. It's all looking so, well, so Nineties - a bit Flash Harry. Narcissism and the quest for the perfect biceps have replaced the five o'clock shadow and old-fashioned good living.
Me, I'm with my mother on this one. Stay away from any man whose hands are more than a little clammy with moisturiser.
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Gothia Cup 2025
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1,942 teams
116 pitches
76 nations
26 UAE teams
15 Lebanese teams
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
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- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
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Getting there
The flights
Flydubai operates up to seven flights a week to Helsinki. Return fares to Helsinki from Dubai start from Dh1,545 in Economy and Dh7,560 in Business Class.
The stay
Golden Crown Igloos in Levi offer stays from Dh1,215 per person per night for a superior igloo; www.leviniglut.net
Panorama Hotel in Levi is conveniently located at the top of Levi fell, a short walk from the gondola. Stays start from Dh292 per night based on two people sharing; www. golevi.fi/en/accommodation/hotel-levi-panorama
Arctic Treehouse Hotel in Rovaniemi offers stays from Dh1,379 per night based on two people sharing; www.arctictreehousehotel.com
Chef Nobu's advice for eating sushi
“One mistake people always make is adding extra wasabi. There is no need for this, because it should already be there between the rice and the fish.
“When eating nigiri, you must dip the fish – not the rice – in soy sauce, otherwise the rice will collapse. Also, don’t use too much soy sauce or it will make you thirsty. For sushi rolls, dip a little of the rice-covered roll lightly in soy sauce and eat in one bite.
“Chopsticks are acceptable, but really, I recommend using your fingers for sushi. Do use chopsticks for sashimi, though.
“The ginger should be eaten separately as a palette cleanser and used to clear the mouth when switching between different pieces of fish.”
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
