If it isn’t stamped “Advil”, ibuprofen looks, to me, as naked and futile as a Tic Tac. For better or for worse, I’m a brand loyalist; given the choice, I’ll dress my chicken salad with Hellmann’s mayo and my wounds with Johnson & Johnson gauze.
But when generic alternatives are a tried-and-true preference, I’m no less fanatical in my convictions. For example, I think the abrasive, sandpapery drugstore dental floss cleans teeth far more effectively than the satiny, kid-gloved Glide. And in my extensive experience as an allergy sufferer, the cheaper and less conspicuously labelled facial tissues make the best disposable hankies. Name-brand tissues tend to be plusher, producing more floating dust when yanked out of the box in rapid succession, thus releasing more irritants into the air, which merely exacerbate the sneezing problem. I hate that almost as much as I hated the lady at the Whole Foods store telling me that while the store will no longer be carrying Philadelphia cream cheese, the organic Neufchatel would make a “fine” substitute. She would have had better luck convincing me the Tooth Fairy exists.
Kleenex is synonymous with tissues, just as Band-Aid is to bandages. Both trademarks were rescued from the brink of becoming generic, a fate bestowed on Thermos and Zipper products, whose names were legally protected at one time along with the Bayer products Aspirin and Heroin. (The latter’s name was derived from Greek to highlight the drug’s heroic qualities as a non-addictive morphine substitute for cough suppressants in the late 19th century.)
Blatant imitations of the real thing are still commonplace in the UAE, although not like they used to be. Those who grew up in Abu Dhabi may remember Burger Queen. As kids, we hadn’t yet been exposed to Burger King and so didn’t think much of it, but when our older cousins from New York came to visit, they saw it as a hysterical display of wannabe- Americanism or foreign charm; I’m not certain which, if any.
If you’ve ever eaten a California roll, supermarket sushi, or Japanese food at a mall, chances are you’ve consumed, and possibly enjoyed, “krab”, a cheap but sustainable substitute for crabmeat. Rather than compare krab to fresh crabmeat and call it ersatz, I view it as the Joan Rivers of the seafood kingdom. Usually made of whitefish that’s been ground to a paste and formed into crab sticks (another name for the product) – krab is a warrior product that’s been through the mill, processed and refabricated. And just like Nutella isn’t actually chocolate and The Laughing Cow cheese isn’t really cheese, krab is a factory-made, Frankenstein hotchpotch that is reminiscent of crab without embodying it.
On a recent visit to a baqala in the Bateen neighbourhood, I wandered the aisles looking for a snack to flood my senses with the kind of fleeting, chocolate-coated nostalgia that can only be had for a dirham or two. Columns of Pringles crisps shouldered an impostor brand, Mister Potato crisps. For all I know, they taste even better than the real thing.
Nouf Al Qasimi is an Emirati food analyst who cooks and writes in New Mexico
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What are the GCSE grade equivalents?
- Grade 9 = above an A*
- Grade 8 = between grades A* and A
- Grade 7 = grade A
- Grade 6 = just above a grade B
- Grade 5 = between grades B and C
- Grade 4 = grade C
- Grade 3 = between grades D and E
- Grade 2 = between grades E and F
- Grade 1 = between grades F and G
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (Turf) 1,200m
Winner: AF Majalis, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Sawt Assalam, Szczepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami.
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Foah, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel.
6.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Faiza, Sandro Paiva, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
7pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 80,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: RB Dixie Honor, Antonio Fresu, Helal Al Alawi.
7.30pm: Rated Conditions (TB) Dh 100,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: Boerhan, Ryan Curatolo, Nicholas Bachalard.
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
TCL INFO
Teams:
Punjabi Legends Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq
Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi
Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag
Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC
Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC
Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan
Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes
Timeline October 25: Around 120 players to be entered into a draft, to be held in Dubai; December 21: Matches start; December 24: Finals
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
The specs
Engine: 3.8-litre twin-turbo flat-six
Power: 650hp at 6,750rpm
Torque: 800Nm from 2,500-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch auto
Fuel consumption: 11.12L/100km
Price: From Dh796,600
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Anxiety and work stress major factors
Anxiety, work stress and social isolation are all factors in the recogised rise in mental health problems.
A study UAE Ministry of Health researchers published in the summer also cited struggles with weight and illnesses as major contributors.
Its authors analysed a dozen separate UAE studies between 2007 and 2017. Prevalence was often higher in university students, women and in people on low incomes.
One showed 28 per cent of female students at a Dubai university reported symptoms linked to depression. Another in Al Ain found 22.2 per cent of students had depressive symptoms - five times the global average.
It said the country has made strides to address mental health problems but said: “Our review highlights the overall prevalence of depressive symptoms and depression, which may long have been overlooked."
Prof Samir Al Adawi, of the department of behavioural medicine at Sultan Qaboos University in Oman, who was not involved in the study but is a recognised expert in the Gulf, said how mental health is discussed varies significantly between cultures and nationalities.
“The problem we have in the Gulf is the cross-cultural differences and how people articulate emotional distress," said Prof Al Adawi.
“Someone will say that I have physical complaints rather than emotional complaints. This is the major problem with any discussion around depression."
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A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
FIXTURES (all times UAE)
Sunday
Brescia v Lazio (3.30pm)
SPAL v Verona (6pm)
Genoa v Sassuolo (9pm)
AS Roma v Torino (11.45pm)
Monday
Bologna v Fiorentina (3.30pm)
AC Milan v Sampdoria (6pm)
Juventus v Cagliari (6pm)
Atalanta v Parma (6pm)
Lecce v Udinese (9pm)
Napoli v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.