One of the sourest relationships I have is with my hair. It’s untidy, but definitely not the cool bedhead look achieved by blow-drying followed by artful rumpling with lots of bobby pins. It’s anything but straight but doesn’t curl. It’s simply a frizzy betwixt-and-between that deserves being given up on. Even tied up, tendrils stick out at the temples, refusing to be tamed, smugly waving back and forth.
My friend Sanjana, at university in Canada, visited me recently and I was pretty envious of her gorgeously shiny, straight, gold-highlighted mane – she’s had curly black locks for as long as I can remember. “No, not straightened,” she informed me. “I had it ‘keratined’.” The keratin treatment is immensely popular in Dubai, with several girls I know opting for what is advertised as a permanent straightening solution. I remember my hairdresser pleading with me to get it done: “You will get big boost in confidence, madame.” Yes, and her salon will get an equally big boost of a rather exorbitant Dh700.
I finally decided to give it a try. The hairdresser approved, promising me that I would love having “straight hair forever.”
“It can’t be forever, hair grows out and falls off,” I said. She seemed quite insistent that hers didn’t, although finally admitting that by forever she meant three months. It was nice enough when she was washing my hair, like a head massage, except the shampoo gets in your ears. The scary part came when she pulled on latex gloves and fixed surgical masks over my mouth and nose, and her own. “What on earth,” I squeaked, but she simply patted my head reassuringly.
A cream was slathered on my hair, the foulest smelling thing I’ve ever encountered. Then the blow-drying began, which can be described only as purest agony. The fumes from the cream, which contain formaldehyde, evaporated ever faster and got through the apparently impenetrable surgical mask.
Formaldehyde levels are regularly found to be dangerously high in keratin treatment products in salons, so I don’t know whether this one was following regulations. It feels like your nasal passages are on fire, akin to accidentally getting too much ammonia gas up your nose in chemistry lab.
You hold your breath for as long as you can, then take a gulp of air and immediately regret it as your throat begins to burn. Pretty soon, everyone present in the room needed a mask and the door was thrown open. A couple of women stepped into the salon, opened their mouths, and had the stench hit their nostrils. “We’ll come back tomorrow,” they murmured uncertainly, “when you’ve, erm, aired everything a bit.”
After three hours of immense boredom, you emerge with poker-straight tresses, but smelly. I feel I shouldn’t tie my hair up after all that effort, but it’s tiresome to have it getting in the way, wafting whiffs of burnt plastic into your nostrils. I think I’ve just grown fonder of my betwixt-and-between, flyaway-ridden ponytail. At least prepping for that hairstyle doesn’t involve near-death by choking.
The writer is an 18-year-old student at Cambridge who grew up in Dubai
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At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
The rules on fostering in the UAE
A foster couple or family must:
- be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
- not be younger than 25 years old
- not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
- be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
- have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
- undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
- A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
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FIXTURES
All kick-off times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Brackets denote aggregate score
Tuesday:
Roma (1) v Shakhtar Donetsk (2), 11.45pm
Manchester United (0) v Sevilla (0), 11.45pm
Wednesday:
Besiktas (0) v Bayern Munich (5), 9pm
Barcelona (1) v Chelsea (1), 11.45pm
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
More from UAE Human Development Report:
Brief scores:
Southampton 2
Armstrong 13', Soares 20'
Manchester United 2
Lukaku 33', Herrera 39'
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Company profile
Date started: 2015
Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki
Based: Dubai
Sector: Online grocery delivery
Staff: 200
Funding: Undisclosed, but investors include the Jabbar Internet Group and Venture Friends
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Ms Yang's top tips for parents new to the UAE
- Join parent networks
- Look beyond school fees
- Keep an open mind
Visa changes give families fresh hope
Foreign workers can sponsor family members based solely on their income
Male residents employed in the UAE can sponsor immediate family members, such as wife and children, subject to conditions that include a minimum salary of Dh 4,000 or Dh 3,000 plus accommodation.
Attested original marriage certificate, birth certificate of the child, ejari or rental contract, labour contract, salary certificate must be submitted to the government authorised typing centre to complete the sponsorship process
In Abu Dhabi, a woman can sponsor her husband and children if she holds a residence permit stating she is an engineer, teacher, doctor, nurse or any profession related to the medical sector and her monthly salary is at least Dh 10,000 or Dh 8,000 plus accommodation.
In Dubai, if a woman is not employed in the above categories she can get approval to sponsor her family if her monthly salary is more than Dh 10,000 and with a special permission from the Department of Naturalization and Residency Dubai.
To sponsor parents, a worker should earn Dh20,000 or Dh19,000 a month, plus a two-bedroom accommodation
PSA DUBAI WORLD SERIES FINALS LINE-UP
Men’s:
Mohamed El Shorbagy (EGY)
Ali Farag (EGY)
Simon Rosner (GER)
Tarek Momen (EGY)
Miguel Angel Rodriguez (COL)
Gregory Gaultier (FRA)
Karim Abdel Gawad (EGY)
Nick Matthew (ENG)
Women's:
Nour El Sherbini (EGY)
Raneem El Welily (EGY)
Nour El Tayeb (EGY)
Laura Massaro (ENG)
Joelle King (NZE)
Camille Serme (FRA)
Nouran Gohar (EGY)
Sarah-Jane Perry (ENG)