For my husband and I, living in Dubai has always been a temporary situation, much like the nose piercing I’m still sporting at the age of 38.
While we've now been based in the UAE for close to 15 years, which I guess does give the impression we’re in it for the long haul, we’ve always given a unanimous firm shake of the head whenever asked if we’d settle here forever.
To me, admitting to forever staying away from family and friends who shaped the formidable years of my youth seems rather ruthless. It would be like Toy Story's Woody callously running to a big new shiny forever home without so much as a tip-of-the-hat howdy goodbye.
So when the coronavirus pandemic first brought the globe to a grinding halt, finding ourselves locked out of Dubai seemed like an opportunity to road test life outside the Emirates. We'd flown to London, where I was born and raised, in March to visit my parents, when the UAE announced it would be shutting its borders and grounding all flights.
But we were lucky. My husband and I both have jobs that could continue remotely, and we were able to hole up with my mum and dad in their cosy semi-detached house while we waited for real life to resume. Maybe this could be a little taster of what’s to come, we thought, much a little like relearning to ride an old bicycle, but with the stabilisers still firmly in place.
We figured a few extra weeks in the UK would be a chance to indulge in whoddunit BBC dramas, Sundays to consist of little more than a roast followed by a nap, and entertain idle chit-chat about the weather.
Because at first, the unpredictable weather was rather exciting. Having to gamble between a feather-loaded gilet or a sweat-resistance tee seemed like a titillating risk for our daily walk around the block. So was rambling through the thickset woods in the charming drizzle. And, yes, cash spent on a grocery haul in Waitrose did stretch a lot further than at my Al Thanya local.
But, after the initial excitement of being stranded like an urbanised version of Castaways, the buzz quickly wore off.
I'm longing for a sun-drenched dip in the Gulf, a cool wander around Mall of the Emirates and our light-filled apartment
While my Dubai friends were stoically staying at home 24 hours a day, highlighting how serious the UAE was taking the risk of spreading Covid-19, my parents' neighbours were brazenly inviting friends over for a backyard sizzle.
In south-west London, finding a carton of eggs was becoming rarer than seeing an urban fox in the Hajar mountains, yet the UAE population seemed to be whipping up omelettes and batch-baking banana breads like they were going out of fashion.
While the UAE was ranking third in the world in terms of testing residents, the advice for anyone in the UK feeling the tickle of the virus at the back of their throats was to stay well away from the hospitals. Terrifyingly, the country's bare-boned healthcare system was buckling under the weight.
Every Thursday at 8pm, we'd step out on to our doorstep and clap for our heroic health workers, yet the motivational applause fell flat as it echoed around suburbia when compared with the raucous supernova coming from Dubai Marina. The boisterous yet beautiful racket seemed to be representative of a country that has so many different nationalities living together harmoniously in close quarters; a miscellany of humans all seeking their own domestic utopias.
As we approach week seven, I’m longing for a sun-drenched dip in the Gulf, a cool wander around Mall of the Emirates, where I can bag both a new salad spinner and a pair of salopettes in one haul, and the light-filled apartment we share with our reclusive cat Rainbeau. (This has nothing to do with the fact that cohabiting with my parents feels a little like we’re party guests who have overstayed their welcome, of course.)
We’re both looking forward to eventually flying back and regrouping with the idiosyncratic acquaintances who have grown to become part of our adopted family over the past decade and a half; the ones who have seen us through saying goodbye to our twenties, migrating into our thirties and mutually refusing to admit we’re around the corner from 40.
These are the people with whom we’ve swapped messy all-day brunches for voracious all-evening dinner parties. Over the years we’ve helped each other renovate more rented properties than I can count, and we’ve accumulated pets, or little humans, or both, along the way.
And while their childhoods aren’t intertwined with mine – in fact, some are vastly poles apart – we all share the ferocious bravado that it requires to leave your home country for unfamiliar shores.
I know these aren’t exactly startling revelations, but being forced to spend time out of Dubai has made me realise how, rather than deny we have a future in the UAE, we're here for the long haul. Maybe it’s time to accept the future is now.
MATCH INFO
Cricket World Cup League Two
Oman, UAE, Namibia
Al Amerat, Muscat
Results
Oman beat UAE by five wickets
UAE beat Namibia by eight runs
Namibia beat Oman by 52 runs
UAE beat Namibia by eight wickets
UAE v Oman - abandoned
Oman v Namibia - abandoned
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
THE SPECS
Engine: 2.0-litre four-cylinder turbo
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 258hp at 5,000-6,500rpm
Torque: 400Nm from 1,550-4,400rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 6.4L/100km
Price, base: from D215,000 (Dh230,000 as tested)
On sale: now
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Pharaoh's curse
British aristocrat Lord Carnarvon, who funded the expedition to find the Tutankhamun tomb, died in a Cairo hotel four months after the crypt was opened.
He had been in poor health for many years after a car crash, and a mosquito bite made worse by a shaving cut led to blood poisoning and pneumonia.
Reports at the time said Lord Carnarvon suffered from “pain as the inflammation affected the nasal passages and eyes”.
Decades later, scientists contended he had died of aspergillosis after inhaling spores of the fungus aspergillus in the tomb, which can lie dormant for months. The fact several others who entered were also found dead withiin a short time led to the myth of the curse.
The Voice of Hind Rajab
Starring: Saja Kilani, Clara Khoury, Motaz Malhees
Director: Kaouther Ben Hania
Rating: 4/5
Results
2.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 1,700m; Winner: AF Mezmar, Adam McLean (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).
3pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 2,000m; Winner: AF Ajwad, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.
3.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 1,200m; Winner: Gold Silver, Sam Hitchcott, Ibrahim Aseel.
4pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 1,000m; Winner: Atrash, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez.
4.30pm: Gulf Cup Prestige (PA) Dh150,000 1,700m; Winner: AF Momtaz, Saif Al Balushi, Musabah Al Muhairi.
5pm: Handicap (TB) Dh40,000 1,200m; Winner: Al Mushtashar, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
Men’s singles
Group A: Son Wan-ho (Kor), Lee Chong Wei (Mas), Ng Long Angus (HK), Chen Long (Chn)
Group B: Kidambi Srikanth (Ind), Shi Yugi (Chn), Chou Tien Chen (Tpe), Viktor Axelsen (Den)
Women’s Singles
Group A: Akane Yamaguchi (Jpn), Pusarla Sindhu (Ind), Sayaka Sato (Jpn), He Bingjiao (Chn)
Group B: Tai Tzu Ying (Tpe), Sung Hi-hyun (Kor), Ratchanok Intanon (Tha), Chen Yufei (Chn)
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Results
2pm Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 1,800m
Winner AF Al Baher, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).
2.30pm Maiden (TB) Dh75,000 1,400m
Winner Alla Mahlak, Fabrice Veron, Rashed Bouresly.
3pm Handicap (TB) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner Davy Lamp, Adrie de Vries, Rashed Bouresly.
3.30pm Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 1,400m
Winner Ode To Autumn, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
4pm Handicap (TB) Dh80,000 1,950m
Winner Arch Gold, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
4.30pm Maiden (TB) Dh75,000 1,800m
Winner Meqdam, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson.
5pm Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,800m
Winner Native Appeal, Sam Hitchcott, Doug Watson.
5.30pm Maiden (TB) Dh75,000 1,400m
Winner Amani Pico, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar
Profile
Company: Justmop.com
Date started: December 2015
Founders: Kerem Kuyucu and Cagatay Ozcan
Sector: Technology and home services
Based: Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai
Size: 55 employees and 100,000 cleaning requests a month
Funding: The company’s investors include Collective Spark, Faith Capital Holding, Oak Capital, VentureFriends, and 500 Startups.
RESULTS
Manchester United 2
Anthony Martial 30'
Scott McTominay 90 6'
Manchester City 0
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The years Ramadan fell in May
The Book of Collateral Damage
Sinan Antoon
(Yale University Press)
The biog
Name: Younis Al Balooshi
Nationality: Emirati
Education: Doctorate degree in forensic medicine at the University of Bonn
Hobbies: Drawing and reading books about graphic design
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
The Florida Project
Director: Sean Baker
Starring: Bria Vinaite, Brooklynn Prince, Willem Dafoe
Four stars