Whenever people come to my house, they often comment on the absence of the kind of toys that one might expect to belong to a man of my age.
There is no sports car in the drive, no panoramic television in my living room and no fetid sportswear to clog my washing machine.
As a result, people often tell me that I need a hobby, but that's only because they don't realise I already have one all of my own – a form of urban rambling that some people might find alarming, but that I like to think of as pre-emptive house hunting.
Requiring no special equipment or expensive purchases – wearing sportswear actually puts one at a distinct disadvantage – my particular brand of property parkour relies on the foibles of Abu Dhabi's real-estate market: namely the ability to walk into almost any building in the city and, once you have handed over your ID, to be welcomed in.
I'm aware that doing such a thing in any other city might attract suspicion, but if you're looking for somewhere to live in Abu Dhabi, the best way to find it is by asking the security guard on duty if he has any vacancies.
Nine times out of 10, a bunch of keys will soon appear, and guided or otherwise, you will soon have access to all of the units that are vacant.
For anyone like me who is interested in architecture, or even if you're just nosey, engaging in this live action version of the TV show Through the Keyhole not only beats online house hunting, but it also takes all of the stress and panic out of moving.
After nine years in this city, I now know all the neighbourhoods and the even the precise buildings that I would like to live in and that I can afford, so when I do have to move, my shortlist is drawn up and ready.
Drifting through the city like this is also enormous fun, not least because of the disparities between the facades of Abu Dhabi's buildings and their interiors, which are often cavernous and delightfully outrageous. Apartment blocks from the late 1990s and early 2000s are best, built as they were at a time when budgets were more generous and building ownership was a matter of one-upmanship and personal prestige.
Often sporting acres of travertine, intricate tiling and penthouses with rooms and views that would put a Bond villain to shame, these older properties are imbued with a somewhat faded, Sunset Boulevard sense of glamour, something that's certainly the case with the Abela supermarket building near Abu Dhabi's Corniche.
A pistachio-and-custard-coloured alp, the building's massed balconies are pure Miami, and the whole development – apartments above, shops and restaurants below – looks like a vast ocean liner that has been moored on the wrong side of the beach.
If the outside of the Abela building charms, its internal spaces pack a punch that's breathtaking and entirely unexpected, featuring walkways and landings that are reminiscent of the Spanish architect Ricardo Bofill's Walden 7 building near Barcelona.
Bofill's project took its name from a novel, Walden Two, which was written in 1948 by a behavioural psychologist, B F Skinner, about an experimental community founded on the ideas of the American writer and transcendentalist Henry David Thoreau.
Now famous for his ideas about what constitutes a life well-lived, Thoreau retreated to a rustic cabin for two years and two days on the shores of Walden Pond in rural Massachusetts in search of the wisdom that comes with simplicity.
It's a long way from Walden to Abu Dhabi, but in designing something remarkable the architect of the Abela building was obviously thinking of something more than dirhams per square metre. Like all of us, he was also in search of the good life.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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The specs
Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
On sale: Available to order now
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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'Peninsula'
Stars: Gang Dong-won, Lee Jung-hyun, Lee Ra
Director: Yeon Sang-ho
Rating: 2/5
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
Players Selected for La Liga Trials
U18 Age Group
Name: Ahmed Salam (Malaga)
Position: Right Wing
Nationality: Jordanian
Name: Yahia Iraqi (Malaga)
Position: Left Wing
Nationality: Morocco
Name: Mohammed Bouherrafa (Almeria)
Position: Centre-Midfield
Nationality: French
Name: Mohammed Rajeh (Cadiz)
Position: Striker
Nationality: Jordanian
U16 Age Group
Name: Mehdi Elkhamlichi (Malaga)
Position: Lead Striker
Nationality: Morocco
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Killing of Qassem Suleimani
The specs
Engine: 5.0-litre supercharged V8
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Power: 575bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: Dh554,000
On sale: now
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
FA Cup fifth round draw
Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City
Reading/Cardiff City v Sheffield United
Chelsea v Shrewsbury Town/Liverpool
West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United/Oxford United
Leicester City v Coventry City/Birmingham City
Northampton Town/Derby County v Manchester United
Southampton/Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City
Portsmouth v Arsenal
THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Power: 110 horsepower
Torque: 147Nm
Price: From Dh59,700
On sale: now
MATCH INFO
English Premiership semi-finals
Saracens 57
Wasps 33
Exeter Chiefs 36
Newcastle Falcons 5
The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
THE BIO
Ambition: To create awareness among young about people with disabilities and make the world a more inclusive place
Job Title: Human resources administrator, Expo 2020 Dubai
First jobs: Co-ordinator with Magrudy Enterprises; HR coordinator at Jumeirah Group
Entrepreneur: Started his own graphic design business
Favourite singer: Avril Lavigne
Favourite travel destination: Germany and Saudi Arabia
Family: Six sisters
How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
The biog
Favourite films: Casablanca and Lawrence of Arabia
Favourite books: Start with Why by Simon Sinek and Good to be Great by Jim Collins
Favourite dish: Grilled fish
Inspiration: Sheikh Zayed's visionary leadership taught me to embrace new challenges.
Venue: Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Date: Sunday, November 25
