Why is it so hard to like Cristiano Ronaldo?
When the sublimely talented Real Madrid footballer was jeered by Dinamo Zagreb fans this week, he offered his own theory.
"They whistle me because I am handsome, rich and a great player," he said, with the usual modesty. "It is envy. There is no other explanation for it."
Could he be right?
All top-flight footballers are rich, many are handsome, and a few are truly great players. But not many tick all three boxes. It may well be that such a triple whammy of good fortune is more than most fans can bear.
Everyone loves Lionel Messi, for example, who is staggeringly gifted and wealthy. Yet he also has a nose like a potato.
Likewise, many people still love the multimillionaire Wayne Rooney, who is so skilful that his drooling manager compared him to Pele this week. True, but one can also compare him to the movie ogre Shrek.
As for Ronaldo's two Brazilian namesakes, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, their vast wealth and ability are clearly tempered by the fact they resemble the "before" and "after" photographs of a terrible wasting disease.
Cristiano Ronaldo's theory of perfection-hating fans is further bolstered by the evidence of some footballers exaggerating physical imperfections to increase their popularity. This is particularly true in the United Kingdom, where tall poppies are advised to duck.
Gary Lineker, for example, was always popular in England, but never more so than when he was mocking his own oversized ears.
Peter Crouch is forgiven most sins simply by drawing attention to his gawky appearance, via that robot dance.
And, to return to Rooney for a moment, his (unfinished) public rehabilitation from spoilt brat to national treasure began this summer, when he happily confessed to undergoing hair transplant surgery. In his most savvy PR move yet, Rooney even posted pictures of his new hairline on Twitter.
This was a postmodern Samson effect. It was not the new hair that made him popular, but his readiness to admit to being imperfect.
And there is the rub. Fans do not hate perfection in itself, but the shameless flaunting of it.
David Beckham ticks all three of Ronaldo's boxes. He is handsome, rich and a great footballer, yet does not inspire the loathing that Ronaldo does. This may be due in part to the latter's potency: Ronaldo is in his prime and Beckham is well past his.
However, it is also due to humility. Since his World Cup nadir in 1998, Beckham has carefully cultivated an image of humility. For all the preening and posing, we also know about his extra hours on the training pitch, his commitment to his family and his careful respect for others. Or how about Kaka, Ronaldo's teammate at Real Madrid? He is also handsome, wealthy and a former Fifa World Player of the Year. However, as a devoutly religious man, he dedicates every performance to God, rather than his own brilliance.
If Ronaldo wants the booing to cease - and something tells me he could not care less - he should remember that fans do not mind players being perfect, as long as they pretend that they are not.
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
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