What we followers of sport love are big games doubling as studies in contrasts. Opponents employing dramatically different tactics from opposite ends of the street or the globe. Built on traditions with little or nothing in common aside from an adherence to the same rules. Think "Spain versus Holland" in the World Cup.
Which is why the American college football championship game tonight in the US city of Glendale, Arizona is so compelling. Not that Americans need an Us versus Them match-up to be riveted by the nation's biggest game that is not the Super Bowl. It just makes it more fun, and easier to choose a favourite.
This one is Team Nike versus Team Dixie. The West Coast against the East Coast. The granola-munching tree-huggers of the rain-spattered University of Oregon and their fashion-conscious Ducks, against the no-nonsense, old-school blunt instrument that is the Auburn University Tigers from the deeply conservative state of Alabama.
College football is a peculiarly American form of endeavour which, in theory, is an exercise in amateur sport that just happens to generate hundreds of millions of dollars in profits every year from avid fans and is an effective tool for universities to promote themselves with alumni, generic supporters and legislators.
College football is much like the professional National Football League, except far less predictable, far more fun, far more colourful (marching bands, cheerleaders, arcane traditions) and far more parochial.
More than 500 American institutes of higher learning play football and are governed by the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), sort of the US answer to Fifa. That is, obscure, maddening, smug and in complete control.
The NCAA, like any sports organization, would dearly like to know which is its best football team in a given season. Unlike nearly any other sports polity, however, the NCAA has no simple mechanism in place to make such a determination among its 120 top-flight football teams, relying instead on the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) system which somehow collates the personal opinions of presumed experts with computer-generated ratings.
We will not weary you with the details other than to note that the BCS format produces passionate arguments every year and has, this season, identified the unbeaten teams of Oregon and Auburn as the schools worthy of meeting for the championship.
This is when the contrasts become apparent.
Let's start with Auburn. The Tigers come from the Southeastern Conference (SEC), and the southeast of the US is perhaps the most football-mad corner of the country, as well as the most self-aware. (After all, it formed the Confederacy in 1861 and tried to leave the US.) Auburn is the latest uber-team to survive the brutal struggle for supremacy that goes on every year in the SEC, one which has generated the past four national champions (Florida, Louisiana State, Florida again and Alabama). Auburn could make it five in a row for the SEC.
The SEC is about being bigger, faster and stronger than its opponents. Coaching matters, but it is first and always about athletes. Incredible athletes of the sort who make it clear why the US have never gotten past the quarter-finals of the World Cup; they are all playing the American version of football.)
The SEC's polar opposite is the Pacific-10, located on the other side of the country and composed of Arizona and the three states adjoining the ocean.
It has a generally unwelcome but perhaps not unfair reputation for winning with guile and gimmicks. Maybe even by overt intelligence. Theirs is considered a not-quite-manly approach to the game that other regions of the country tend to view as sneaky, especially when a Pac-10 team have beaten them.
Oregon for decades was one of the lesser members of the Pac-10 tribe until Phil Knight, the billionaire chairman of Nike, the shoe and sports-apparel company based in Oregon, took a renewed interest in his alma mater and began pouring money into its athletics programmes.
Now, the Ducks (Oregon's unfortunately non-threatening nickname) have the best of everything, including lavish facilities and a choice of game apparel so vast no one is sure how many combinations of green-white-black shirts-pants-helmets the team have.
Oregon's Ducks, then, have become the trendiest of football teams, which Auburn's Tigers never have been nor ever will be.
Oregon also is known for running a revolutionary offence that calls for speeding up the pace of the game, exhausting their opponents and scoring oodles of points. Auburn runs a similar style of attack, but at a slower pace and with bigger players.
So, pick your team. Nike or Dixie? West or East? Cutting-edge or old-fashioned? Guile or a sort of brutal innocence? Fast and reckless or fast and careful? Tens of millions of Americans will have made their choice by kick-off tonight and will be fascinated by how the contrasts play out.
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The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
In numbers: China in Dubai
The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
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Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
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COMPANY PROFILE
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Launched: 2014
Employees: 60
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
For sale
A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
FA Cup semi-finals
Saturday: Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur, 8.15pm (UAE)
Sunday: Chelsea v Southampton, 6pm (UAE)
Matches on Bein Sports
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 194hp at 5,600rpm
Torque: 275Nm from 2,000-4,000rpm
Transmission: 6-speed auto
Price: from Dh155,000
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BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Cologne v Union Berlin (5.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldorf v Borussia Dortmund (5.30pm)
Hertha Berlin v Eintracht Frankfurt (5.30pm)
Paderborn v Werder Bremen (5.30pm)
Wolfsburg v Freiburg (5.30pm)
Bayern Munich v Borussia Monchengladbach (8.30pm)
Sunday
Mainz v Augsburg (5.30pm)
Schalke v Bayer Leverkusen (8pm)
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No more lice
Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
Courtesy Dr Vishal Rajmal Mehta, specialist paediatrics, RAK Hospital
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League quarter-final, second leg (first-leg score):
Manchester City (0) v Tottenham Hotspur (1), Wednesday, 11pm UAE
Match is on BeIN Sports
PAKISTAN SQUAD
Abid Ali, Fakhar Zaman, Imam-ul-Haq, Shan Masood, Azhar Ali (test captain), Babar Azam (T20 captain), Asad Shafiq, Fawad Alam, Haider Ali, Iftikhar Ahmad, Khushdil Shah, Mohammad Hafeez, Shoaib Malik, Mohammad Rizwan (wicketkeeper), Sarfaraz Ahmed (wicketkeeper), Faheem Ashraf, Haris Rauf, Imran Khan, Mohammad Abbas, Mohammad Hasnain, Naseem Shah, Shaheen Afridi, Sohail Khan, Usman Shinwari, Wahab Riaz, Imad Wasim, Kashif Bhatti, Shadab Khan and Yasir Shah.
Normcore explained
Something of a fashion anomaly, normcore is essentially a celebration of the unremarkable. The term was first popularised by an article in New York magazine in 2014 and has been dubbed “ugly”, “bland’ and "anti-style" by fashion writers. It’s hallmarks are comfort, a lack of pretentiousness and neutrality – it is a trend for those who would rather not stand out from the crowd. For the most part, the style is unisex, favouring loose silhouettes, thrift-shop threads, baseball caps and boyish trainers. It is important to note that normcore is not synonymous with cheapness or low quality; there are high-fashion brands, including Parisian label Vetements, that specialise in this style. Embraced by fashion-forward street-style stars around the globe, it’s uptake in the UAE has been relatively slow.
