Tesla investors aren’t laughing after Elon Musk’s April Fools’ Day joke that the electric-car maker went bankrupt, as months of problems making the mission-critical Model 3 sedan risk compromising the company’s cash reserves.
After the steepest monthly drop in more than seven years, Tesla shares fell as much as 8.1 per cent on Monday, while unsecured bonds the company issued in August traded near record intraday lows. Early this week, analysts widely expect the company to report that Model 3 production trailed its projection of 2,500 units during the last week of March.
The Model 3 woes are a greater risk to Tesla than the fatal accident involving a Model X driver using Autopilot, a related US regulator’s investigation and a separate Model S recall, all of which have weighed on investor sentiment since last week.
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Analysts at Jefferies Group and Moody’s Investors Service estimate that Tesla may need to raise $2 billion to $3 billion in capital. That is in large part because the slow build of Model 3 has limited the company’s return on investments made to build its first mass-market car.
"What seemed to be a short-term issue has now been going on for more than three quarters," Philippe Houchois, an analyst at Jefferies Group, said on Bloomberg Television. "Management will need to address a proper funding plan" and "reassure investors that they've got the funds to even potentially announce some further delay in the ability to ramp the production."
Musk told employees in an email that the electric-car maker may exceed a weekly production rate of 2,000 Model 3 sedans, according to the blog Jalopnik.
“If things go as planned today, we will comfortably exceed that number over a seven-day period!” Mr Musk wrote. A Tesla spokesman did not immediately respond to requests for comment on the report.
Shareholders voted in favour of a pay package valued at $2.6 billion for Mr Musk last month. The 46-year-old billionaire's fortune has tumbled since then, with Tesla shares plunging 22 percent in March, their worst month since December 2010.
That didn’t stop him from posting some playful tweets on Sunday.
"Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt," the chief executive wrote. Another post included a photo of Mr Musk and a message that he "was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by 'Teslaquilla' bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks".
The posts were likely to have been frustrating for Tesla's investor relations team, James Albertine, an analyst at Consumer Edge Research who recommends buying the shares, wrote in a report. He called them "poorly timed", although he added that "there is likely nothing to see here".
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2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, (Leon banned).
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Nepotism is the name of the game
Salman Khan’s father, Salim Khan, is one of Bollywood’s most legendary screenwriters. Through his partnership with co-writer Javed Akhtar, Salim is credited with having paved the path for the Indian film industry’s blockbuster format in the 1970s. Something his son now rules the roost of. More importantly, the Salim-Javed duo also created the persona of the “angry young man” for Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970s, reflecting the angst of the average Indian. In choosing to be the ordinary man’s “hero” as opposed to a thespian in new Bollywood, Salman Khan remains tightly linked to his father’s oeuvre. Thanks dad.
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Engine: 51.5kW electric motor
Range: 400km
Power: 134bhp
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The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Swiss fly direct from the UAE to Zurich from Dh2,855 return, including taxes.
The chalet
Chalet N is currently open in winter only, between now and April 21. During the ski season, starting on December 11, a week’s rental costs from €210,000 (Dh898,431) per week for the whole property, which has 22 beds in total, across six suites, three double rooms and a children’s suite. The price includes all scheduled meals, a week’s ski pass, Wi-Fi, parking, transfers between Munich, Innsbruck or Zurich airports and one 50-minute massage per person. Private ski lessons cost from €360 (Dh1,541) per day. Halal food is available on request.
Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Director: Jon Watts
Stars: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jacob Batalon
Rating:*****
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
